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The author of this list is King Kool

Author's Note: Words in parentheses in the Location column are who you obtain the item from. Locations separated by AND are two different types of the same item found in two different areas. Items separated by a slash indicate the same item found in two different places. (Cinema) means use of an item is automatic. If an item's use says "Red Herring," it has no absolute use; any uses described are only potential uses.

Here are the Location names that may be confusing:
Fort: The place where you come ashore. Where Elaine's statue first rests.
Puerto Pollo Main Street: The giant main avenue of Puerto Pollo. Kenny's Lemonade Stand, and the entrances to the Barbery Coast and the 'Speare production are all accessible from this map.
Non-Goodsoup Crypt: The crypt you nearly die in for the first time. It also becomes Stan's office.
Big Whoop Pioneer Diorama: The part of the Big Whoop roller coaster that shows the four holders of the map pieces.
Big Whoop MI2 Capture Diorama: The part of the Big Whoop roller coaster that shows Guybrush on the rack and Wally suspended, with Zombie LeChuck about to torture you.
Big Whoop Monkey Island Diorama: The part of the Big Whoop roller coaster that shows Herman Toothrot, his departed buddy, and the three-headed monkey.

Please write with comments, concerns, corrections, etc to King Kool. Don't think correcting my spelling or saying anything else trivial will make me mad; but let's be kind, please.

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Item Obtained Description Usage (Normal Mode) Usage (Mega-Monkey)
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Auger Cannibal Village A pokey looking auger. Use to poke holes in the Jar Lid. Use to sculpt the Block Of Tofu into the Tofu Mask. Use to poke holes in the Jar Lid. Use to sculpt the Block Of Tofu into the Tofu Mask.
Anchor Big Whoop Carnival The only prize you really need, even if it hurts Murray's feelings... Place into one of Wharf Rat's meringue pie to knock out the mime. Use with Pie Tin to make Heavy Pie Tin. Use with Fake Pie to make Heavy Fake Pie.
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Biscuit Cutter Blondebeard's Chicken Shop A handy circular cutting device. This item cannot be acquired in Normal Mode. Use in a rubber tree to get a Rubber Plug.
Block Of Tofu Cannibal Village It's an immense block of tofu. Use with Auger or Chisel to sculpt it into a Tofu Mask. Use with Auger or Chisel to sculpt it into a Tofu Mask.
Bottomless Mug Puerto Pollo Main Street This is the mug Kenny is using to cheat people out of wooden nickels. Bottomless mug policy... that little... Use with Pitcher With Red Dye on Palido to feign a sunburn. (Nota Bene: The mug goes down first.) Use with Pitcher With Red Dye on Palido to feign a sunburn. (Nota Bene: The mug goes down first.)
Brochure Hotel Some heavily edited brochures from Big Whoop. Red Herring. Red Herring.
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Cap'n Nick's Shaving Soap Blood Island Coast This is fine shaving cream. Red herring; pick it up to get Cork. Use with Pie Tin to make Fake Pie.
Chewed Gum Inventory A fleshy, sirloin foodstuff you chewed yourself. This item cannot be acquired in Normal Mode. Use with Gold Tooth to get Tooth In Gum.
Chicken Grease Sea Cucumber Dining Hall Something about Guybrush's luck makes him have to pick up nasty things. Use with Cromwell's juggling cannonballs to make him exit, stage left. Use with Cromwell's juggling cannonballs to make him exit, stage left.
Chisel Mort's Yard A fine chisel, used to carve tombstones. Use in the huge wheel of cheese to get Un-melted Hunk Of Nacho Cheese. Use with Head-B-Clear to open it. Use with Block Of Tofu to get Tofu Mask. Use on your coffin and Stan's coffin to free you both from the Non-Goodsoup crypt. Use to poke holes into the Jar Lid. Use in the huge wheel of cheese to get Un-melted Hunk Of Nacho Cheese. Use with Head-B-Clear to open it. Use with Block Of Tofu to get Tofu Mask. Use on your coffin and Stan's coffin to free you both from the Non-Goodsoup crypt. Use to poke holes into the Jar Lid.
Club Card Blondebeard's Chicken Blondebeard's membership card to the country club on the outskirts of the island. Use to claim you're a member of the country club. Use to claim you're a member of the country club.
Coffee Inside the Snake Ugh... I hate coffee... Red Herring. Red Herring.
Coffin Nails Non- Goodsoup Crypt These nails held you in your coffin for your brief death sentence. Use at the base of the Murphy Bed in the Guest Room, along with the Nail. Invariably, you'll have the Mallet to hammer the nails in. Use at the base of the Murphy Bed in the Guest Room, along with the Nail. Invariably, you'll have the Mallet to hammer the nails in.
Compass Inventory Wow! It really points North! Or South, if you're a pessimist. Give to the lost welshman as a directional aid. Give to the lost welshman as a directional aid.
Completed Diamond Ring Inventory An engagement ring just as beautiful as the first, and not a curse to be found. After getting the cursed ring off of Elaine's finger, place this one to cure the curse. After getting the cursed ring off of Elaine's finger, place this one to cure the curse.
Cooking Oil Cabana This is the coconut cooking oil used to make the fries. Use on Palido's back to give him a real sunburn! Ugh... Use on Palido's back to give him a real sunburn! Ugh...
Cork Inventory The cork from a bottle of shaving cream. Use with Pin to get Pin W/Cork (unmagnetized) Use with Magnetized Pin to get Cork W/Pin. Use with Pin to get Pin W/Cork (unmagnetized) Use with Magnetized Pin to get Cork W/Pin.
Cork W/Pin (magnetized) Inventory A cork with a magnetized pin in it. Use with Measuring Cup (full) to get the Compass. Use with Measuring Cup (full) to get the Compass.
Cork W/Pin (un- magnetized) Inventory A cork with a regular pin in it. Use with the Refrigerator Magnet to get the Cork W/Magnetized Pin. Use with the Refrigerator Magnet to get the Cork W/Magnetized Pin.
Crowbar Goodsoup Family Crypt A good old fashioned crowbar. Good for... crowing... Use to remove the boards from the boarded hole of the wall of the Murphy Bed. Use with the Murphy Bed to release it back against the wall. Use to remove the boards from the boarded hole of the wall of the Murphy Bed. Use with the Murphy Bed to release it back against the wall.
Cushion Hotel A loose seat cushion. Use on rocks on beach to keep the Egg from breaking as it falls. Use on rocks on beach to keep the Egg from breaking as it falls.
Cutlass Outside LeChuck's Ship (Murray?) Murray won't need this cutlass any more... Use to cut cannon restraint rope. Use to cut cannon restraint rope.
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Dead Fireflies Inventory Oh, no! The fireflies have all suffocated! Guybrush is a mur-diddly- durderer! Use on the stump near Elaine to attract fireflies. (It's still rich with sugar-water). Apparently, the corpses of their brethren dissuade them not from it. How morbid... Use on the stump near Elaine to attract fireflies. (It's still rich with sugar-water). Apparently, the corpses of their brethren dissuade them not from it. How morbid...
Death Card Hotel (5) A "Death" tarot card. Use when playing King Andre's warped poker to win. (You get them all at the same time.) Use when playing King Andre's warped poker to win. (You need to ask her for each card individually.)
Death Certificate Hotel Storage Room After dying in the hotel and being buried in the Goodsoup crypt, this certified that you, in fact, died. Use as proof of death to cash in the Insurance Policy. Use as proof of death to cash in the Insurance Policy.
Disgusting Snowcone Inventory Any combination of the Tofu Mask, Meringue Pie, Pepper, or Dinghy Dog™ Hair on top of the snowcone (MM includes Paste). If it has the Meringue Pie, Pepper, and Dinghy Dog™ Hair on it, eating it will break LeChuck's head-fogging curse. Otherwise, you'll only receive the Soggy Paper Cone. If it has the Meringue Pie, Pepper, and Dinghy Dog™ Hair on it, eating it will break LeChuck's head-fogging curse. Otherwise, you'll only receive the Soggy Paper Cone.
Dinghy Dog™ Hair Big Whoop Carnival (Dinghy™ Dog?) That dog bites, but at least you got some of his hair. One-third of the head-clearing ingredients needed to break LeChuck's head-fogging spell. See Recipe Book. One-third of the head-clearing ingredients needed to break LeChuck's head-fogging spell. See Recipe Book.
Doggy Treats Mort's Yard These were in Old Blind Pew's bowl. Mmm... treaty. Give to Old Blind Pew. He'll Bite You. This item cannot be acquired in Mega-Monkey Mode.
Dry Towel Cabana A nice fluffy towel. You can carry up to three towels (Wet or Dry). Use with ice bucket to get Wet Towels. Use with ice bucket to get Wet Towels.
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Egg Rocky Beach This egg sits at the top of a tree over many rocks. One third of the Hangover Remedy. See Recipe Book. One third of the Hangover Remedy. See Recipe Book.
Eggs Inside the Snake This snake was hungry! Red Herring. Red Herring.
Ember On Stick Fort A small burning ember left over from the battle. Pappapichu! That's hot! Use to ignite trail of rum. Use to ignite trail of rum.
Encyclopedia Inside the Snake It's "C" and mostly unreadable. Read to discover how to make a Compass. Read to discover how to make a Compass.
Engagement Band Goodsoup Family Crypt The wedding band Minnie wanted to put to use long ago. Use with Enormous Diamond to get Completed Diamond Ring. Use with Enormous Diamond to get Completed Diamond Ring.
Enormous Diamond Andre's Lair The diamond that once sat in Minnie's engagement band still shimmers. Use with Engagement Band to get Completed Diamond Ring. Use with Engagement Band to get Completed Diamond Ring.
Explosive Keg O'Rum Inventory Fuse plus alcohol equals bomb. Hmm... oh, the possibilities. Place under the arm of the Dynamo- Monkelectric™ Giant Snow Monkey. Place under the arm of the Dynamo- Monkelectric™ Giant Snow Monkey.
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Faberge Egg Inside the Snake A priceless egg that somehow found its way into this snake. Red Herring; needed to be picked to get Vacuum Cleaner Attachments. Red Herring; needed to be picked to get Vacuum Cleaner Attachments.
Face Inventory The face of an old Goodsoup. This item cannot be acquired in Normal Mode. Place into the empty mirror frame to keep Goodsoup from realizing the Mirror was taken.
Fake Pie Inventory It's a pie pan with shaving cream. It's too light to deceive Wharf Rat, but it wouldn't do any good anyway. This item cannot be acquired in Normal Mode. Use with Anchor to make Heavy Fake Pie.
Fallen Rope (Dry) Big Whoop Monkey Island Diorama An authentic recreation of the rope Herman's shipmate accidentally hung himself with. Use with Flash O'Oil to get Fallen Rope (Oil-Soaked). Use with Flash O'Oil to get Fallen Rope (Oil-Soaked).
Fallen Rope (Oil-Soaked) Inventory A highly-flammable rope. Use with Keg O'Rum to get Explosive Keg O'Rum. Use with Keg O'Rum to get Explosive Keg O'Rum.
Flask O'Oil Big Whoop MI2 Capture Diorama It's a small flask of lamp oil. Use on Fallen Rope (Dry) to get Fallen Rope (Oil-Soaked). Use on Fallen Rope (Dry) to get Fallen Rope (Oil-Soaked).
Flyer Puerto Pollo Main Street This flyer advertises Voodoo N' Things (oddly describing your specific conundrum). Red Herring. Red Herring.
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Gaff Inventory Reach out and gaff someone... Use to retrieve Skeleton Arm and Cutlass. Use to retrieve Skeleton Arm and Cutlass.
Glove Backstage A fine white glove. Use on Edward Van Helgen to instigate duel. Use on Edward Van Helgen to instigate duel.
Gold Tooth Blondebeard's Chicken A solid gold tooth. Show to Cutthroat Bill to have him join you. Give to Stan for collateral for Life Insurance Policy. Show to Cutthroat Bill to have him join you. Give to Stan for collateral for Life Insurance Policy.
Goodsoup Family History Guest Room An interesting read, all about the Family Goodsoup. Use to convince Goodsoup you are a member of his family. Use to convince Goodsoup you are a member of his family.
Gravedigger's Lantern Goodsoup Family Crypt The gravedigger's lantern you pilfered. Use on the coffin lid to project light into Mort's House. Use on the coffin lid to project light into Mort's House.
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Head-B-Clear Hotel (Goodsoup) After giving Goodsoup the three ingredients, and getting over his hangover, he gives you the rest. Mix with the drink Goodsoup gives you to cause extreme extreme extreme drowsiness. Don't try that at home. Mix with the drink Goodsoup gives you to cause extreme extreme extreme drowsiness. Don't try that at home.
Heavy Fake Pie Inventory It's a phony pie with an anchor hidden into it. This item cannot be acquired in Normal Mode. Give to Wharf Rat to have him fire it at the mime and knock him out.
Heavy Pie Pan Inventory An anchor sitting in a pie pan. It probably won't fool too many people... This item cannot be acquired in Normal Mode. Use with Shaving Cream to make Heavy Fake Pie.
Helium Balloons Inventory Two fine helium balloons, probably all the remaining evidence of your escapade in Big Whoop. Use with Paperweight when in quicksand to make a neutrally buoyant rock. Inhale to get a lungful of helium; this has no use in normal mode, but it is funny. Use with Paperweight when in quicksand to make a neutrally buoyant rock. Inhale to get a lungful of helium. See Tooth In Gum.
Hollow Reed Quicksand Pit A small strawlike reed. Use with Sharp Thorn to make Pea Shooter. Use with Sharp Thorn to make Pea Shooter.
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Insurance Money Non-Goodsoup Crypt (Stan) That's the second biggest fortune Guybrush's ever had! (See Monkey Island 2 for the first.) Give to King Andre as ante to play warped poker. Give to King Andre as ante to play warped poker.
Ipecac Flower Puerto Pollo Main Street Cephaelis Ipecacuanha: a syrup made from it can be used as a purgative. Use with Syrup to make Ipecac Syrup. Man, this stuff's like algebra! Use with Syrup to make Ipecac Syrup. Man, this stuff's like algebra!
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Jar Lid (Intact) Hotel This is the lid to the Tips Jar. When used with the jar, Goodsoup goes unappreciated. Use with the Auger or the Chisel to poke Holes in it. If you try to use the intact lid with the Jar Of Water on the stump, you'll get a different Lantern Use with the Auger or the Chisel to poke Holes in it. If you try to use the intact lid with the Jar Of Water on the stump, you'll get a different Lantern.
Jar Lid (With Holes) Inventory This is the Jar Lid with holes poked into it. Use with Jar Of Water (when it's sitting on the stump near Elaine) to capture the fireflies and get the Lantern. Use with Jar Of Water (when it's sitting on the stump near Elaine) to capture the fireflies and get the Lantern.
Jar Of Water Inventory It's the tip jar, filled with sugar water. Use on the stump near Elaine to attract fireflies. Use on the stump near Elaine to attract fireflies.
Jawbreaker Barbery Coast It's not very sanitary, but it must still be a fiesta o' flavor. Give to Blondebeard to loose his Gold Tooth. Give to Blondebeard to loose his Gold Tooth.
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Keg O'Rum Big Whoop Pioneer Diorama Alcohol delicately rendered in Dynamo- Monkelectric™ glory. Wait a minute... this is real rum! Oh, the authenticity. Use with Fallen Rope (Oil-Soaked) to get the Explosive Keg O'Rum. Use with Fallen Rope (Oil-Soaked) to get the Explosive Keg O'Rum.
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Laminated Business Card Non-Goodsoup Crypt (Stan) The business card for Mutual of Stan. Red Herring, something like the one he gives you in MI1 (cept this one won't burn). Use to jimmy open the door to the guest room.
Lantern (Holed Lid) Elaine's Alcove This is better. Breathe, fireflies, breathe! Bioluminesce, fireflies, bioluminesce! Use at the top of the lighthouse to bring in the Lost Welshman. Use at the top of the lighthouse. If the Mirror is there, the Lost Welshman will come.
Lantern (Intact Lid) Elaine's Alcove They aren't shining very bright... If you try to take them to the lighthouse, the fireflies will suffocate. But, before you get there, you can poke the lid with the Chisel or the Auger to allow them to breathe. If you try to take them to the lighthouse, the fireflies will suffocate. But, before you get there, you can poke the lid with the Chisel or the Auger to allow them to breathe.
Lice Backstage Ugh.... Use on McMutton's comb to trick him into thinking Rottingham has the white buggies. Heh heh... Use on McMutton's comb to trick him into thinking Rottingham has the white buggies. Heh heh...
Life Insurance Policy Non-Goodsoup Crypt (Stan) A life insurance policy that will get you money if your Goodsoup persona should come down with a case of death. Needed when you present the Death Certificate to get Insurance Money. Needed when you present the Death Certificate to get Insurance Money.
M
Maggots Inventory These are the maggots that were in the biscuit. They're kinda cute... This item cannot be acquired in Normal Mode. Use on the quiet patron's chicken.
Half Eaten Maggoty Biscuit Inventory The biscuit had a secret ingredient... This item cannot be acquired in Normal Mode. Feed to Old Blind Pew. He'll bite you.
Magic Wand Backstage The Deus Ex Machina of magic shows... Use with Magic Hat to get Ventriloquism Book. Use with Magic Hat to get Ventriloquism Book. Also used for getting rid of the incriminating empty picture frame (Cinema).
Magnetic Pin Inventory A magnetic pin! How cool! ...to an extent. Use with Cork to get Cork (with magnetic pin). Use with Cork to get Cork (with magnetic pin).
Mallet Mort's Yard One of only a few of Mort's tools not rusted into oblivion. Use with the tree on the rocky beach to knock Egg from tree. Use to knock the Nail holding the Portrait out of the wall. Use with the tree on the rocky beach to knock Egg from tree. Use to knock the Nail holding the Portrait out of the wall.
Map Brimstone Beach (Palido?) Ugh... you peeled this intact Blood Island map off of Palido's sunburned back... that's just about the most disgusting thing I've ever seen... Needed to travel to Blood Island. Needed to travel to Blood Island.
Measuring Cup (empty) Cannibal Village A fine measuring cup, certainly used to measure vegetarian things... Use with sugar-water or seawater to get Measuring Cup (full). Use with sugar-water or seawater to get Measuring Cup (full).
Measuring Cup (full) Inventory It's a measuring cup filled with water. Use with Cork w/Pin (magnetized) to make the Compass. Use with Cork w/Pin (magnetized) to make the Compass.
Meringue Pie Big Whoop Carnival Whipped eggs probably make for a pleasant pie to be thrown at you. One-third of the head-clearing ingredients needed to break LeChuck's head-fogging spell. See Recipe Book. One-third of the head-clearing ingredients needed to break LeChuck's head-fogging spell. See Recipe Book.
Mirror Hotel Your average mirror. "Hello, me!" This item cannot be acquired in Normal Mode. Use in the lighthouse to direct the light.
Mug Brimstone Beach This mug is different from the Bottomless Mug; with THIS mug, your shoes don't get wet when you pour into it. How far we've come... Use with the Bottomless Mug (while Kenny still owns it) to trick him back! Use with the Bottomless Mug (while Kenny still owns it) to trick him back!
Murray Goodsoup Family Crypt That's the second funniest Monkey Island character Guybrush has ever had in his pants. Use with the Gravedigger's Lantern to scare Mort. Use with the Gravedigger's Lantern to scare Mort.
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Nail Hotel Upstairs A sturdy, picture hanging nail. Use at the base of the Murphy Bed in the Guest Room, along with the Coffin Nails. Invariably, you'll have the Mallet to hammer the nails in. Use at the base of the Murphy Bed in the Guest Room, along with the Coffin Nails. Invariably, you'll have the Mallet to hammer the nails in.
Naturalist Remains Inside the Snake Ugh... let's hope Guybrush doesn't wind up like this. Red Herring. Red Herring.
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Old Phone Books Inside the Snake For a good time call... forget it. Red Herring. Red Herring.
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Pack of Gum Voodoo 'N Things Mmm... tastes like Sirloin! Give to Captain Blondebeard to blow bubble with tooth in it (after he has loosened it with the Jawbreaker.) Chew to get Chewed Gum. Give to Captain Blondebeard to blow bubble with tooth in it (after he has loosened it with the Jawbreaker.)
Pancakes Inside the Snake Fluffy, white semidigested pancakes. My mouth is watering... Red Herring. Red Herring.
Paperweight Barbery Coast A rock used as a paperweight. Tie to Helium Balloons while in quicksand to make neutrally buoyant rock. Tie to Helium Balloons while in quicksand to make neutrally buoyant rock.
Paste Voodoo 'N Things Sticky children's paste. This item cannot be acquired in Normal Mode. Use with Rubber Plug to get Sticky Rubber Plug.
Pea Shooter Inventory A makeshift pea shooter. Use to pop neutrally buoyant balloon (when in position.) Use to pop neutrally buoyant balloon (when in position.)
Pepper Windmill Wouldn't you like to be a pepper, too? One third of the Hangover Remedy. See Recipe Book. One third of the Hangover Remedy. See Recipe Book.
Pepper Mill Big Whoop Carnival One of the hundreds of things the snowcone maker probably experimented with to come up with the 57 varieties he has... One-third of the head-clearing ingredients needed to break LeChuck's head-fogging spell. See Recipe Book. Use on LeChuck in the Big Whoop roller coaster to make him sneeze. One-third of the head-clearing ingredients needed to break LeChuck's head-fogging spell. See Recipe Book. Use on LeChuck in the Big Whoop roller coaster to make him sneeze.
Pie Pan Blondebeard's Chicken Shop A simple pie pan. This item cannot be acquired in Normal Mode. Use to pan for Gold Tooth in mud puddle. Use with Shaving Cream to make Fake Pie. Use with Anchor to make Heavy Pie Pan.
Pin Voodoo 'N Things A voodoo pin you removed from a doll. Use to pop Blondebeard's bubble gum; use with Refrigerator Magnet to get Pin (Magnetized); use with to get Cork (with pin). Use to pop Blondebeard's bubble gum; use with Refrigerator Magnet to get Pin (Magnetized); use with to get Cork (with pin).
Pirate Literature LeChuck's Cannon Hold (Wally) "Piracy: The LeChuck Way" Red Herring. Red Herring.
Pistol Dueling Grounds A fine dueling pistol. Be careful; these things hurt people. Use to shoot Van Helgen's banjo. Use to shoot Van Helgen's banjo.
Pitcher Puerto Pollo Main Street Kenny's pitcher; if he could, he would have probably rigged this as well. Use with vats of Red Dye #2 to get Pitcher With Red Dye. Use with vats of Red Dye #2 to get Pitcher With Red Dye.
Pitcher With Red Dye Puerto Pollo Main Street Kenny's pitcher is now filled with Red Dye #2, a critical ingredient in Grog. You won't be making grog; Use with Bottomless Mug on Palido to feign a sunburn. (Nota Bene: The mug goes down first.) You won't be making grog; Use with Bottomless Mug on Palido to feign a sunburn. (Nota Bene: The mug goes down first.)
Plain Snowcone Big Whoop Carnival (Snowcone Maker) A cone of shaved ice and nothing more. Eat it plain to get a Soggy Paper Cone. Combine it with Tofu Mask, Meringue Pie, Pepper, or Dinghy Dog™ Hair to make a Disgusting Snowcone. Nota Bene: A snowcone with just pepper is still called a "Plain Snowcone," but it functions as I described the Disgusting Snowcone to. Eat it plain to get a Soggy Paper Cone. Combine it with Tofu Mask, Meringue Pie, Pepper, or Dinghy Dog™ Hair to make a Disgusting Snowcone. Nota Bene: A snowcone with just pepper is still called a "Plain Snowcone," but it functions as I described the Disgusting Snowcone to.
Plastic Hook LeChuck's Cannon Hold A phony pirate hook; just like the real thing. Use with Ramrod to get a Gaff. Use with Ramrod to get a Gaff.
Portrait (Faceless) Inventory It's unlike the proud Goodsoup to lose face like this... This item cannot be acquired in Normal Mode. Use on the porthole of the door in the hall to put your face through it.
Portrait (intact) Hotel Upstairs A portrait of C. Lambert Goodsoup, one of Goodsoup's ancestors. This item cannot be acquired in Normal Mode. Use with Scissors to cut out the Face.
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No items in The Curse Of Monkey Island begin with "Q." But I bet you could have guessed that.
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Ramrod LeChuck's Cannon Hold This would be used to load the cannons, if it wasn't self-loading. Use with Plastic Hook to get a Gaff. Use with Plastic Hook to get a Gaff.
Recipe Book Hotel "Pirate Potables" An essential volume of drinks for any bar. Find recipe for hangover cure inside. The hangover cure is best-known as the "Prairie Oyster." (I only know this from Episode 6 of Cowboy Bebop, where Spike made one to cure a hangover.) It's made with a Raw Egg, a bit of Pepper (In reality, it's Ground Pepper, not a pepper plant), and what's called "Hair of the dog that bit ya" (In reality, a bit of alcohol, so your body doesn't have to wean off of the alcohol all at once, which is what causes the hangover.) I don't know if it works as good as it does in this game (I've never had a hangover.), but let's be glad it does.
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Refrigerator Magnet Hotel Stock Room A Big Whoop souvenir fridge magnet. Use to Magnetize the Pin. Use to Magnetize the Pin.
Reservation Slip Inside the Snake A reservation for Blondbeard's Chicken. Use to get into Blondebeard's Chicken shop. Use to get into Blondebeard's Chicken shop.
Ring LeChuck's Treasure Hold A beautiful ring! Use to cut open porthole (remember science class!). Give to Elaine for engagement. (Cinema.) Uh-oh... Use to cut open porthole (remember science class!). Give to Elaine for engagement. (Cinema.) Uh-oh...
Rubber Plug Dueling Grounds A rubber plug made from a rubber tree. This item cannot be acquired in Normal Mode. Use with Paste to get Sticky Rubber Plug.
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Sausage Inside the Snake Mmmm... sausage... Red Herring. Red Herring.
Scissors Barbery Coast The sharpest scissors on the island! Use to cut through ipecac vines. Use to cut through ipecac vines. Also used to cut the Face out of the Portrait.
Serrated Bread Knife Blondebeard's Chicken Shop A knife easily capable of murder, as Blondebeard demonstrated. What a grim fandango that was... Use to cut plank on The Sea Cucumber and cut the leg of the sawhorse supporting the rum barrel on the dueling grounds. Use to cut plank on The Sea Cucumber and cut the leg of the sawhorse supporting the rum barrel on the dueling grounds.
Sharp Thorn Quicksand Pit This is a thorn from a Pappapishu bush. Use with Hollow Reed to make Pea Shooter. Use with Hollow Reed to make Pea Shooter.
Skeleton Arm Outside LeChuck's Ship Murray's Lost Arm. Use to grab the Gravedigger's Lantern. Also, use to taunt Murray. Use withPaste to get Skeleton Arm (gluey). Also, use to taunt Murray.
Skeleton Arm (Gluey) Inventory How does Murray feel about the defiling of his former arm? This item cannot be acquired in Normal Mode. Use to grab the Gravedigger's Lantern.
Slippery Greasy Hand Lotion Blood Island Coast Haggis only was willing to surrender this after getting him some Surrogate Tar. Use on Elaine's cursed ring finger to get the cursed ring off. Use on Elaine's cursed ring finger to get the cursed ring off.
Smelly Dog Hair Mort's Yard (Old Blind Pew?) It's hair from Old Blind Pew. One third of the Hangover Remedy. Nota Bene: It does no good unless he bites you. See Recipe Book and Doggy Treats. One third of the Hangover Remedy. Nota Bene: It does no good unless he bites you. See Recipe Book and Half-Eaten, Maggoty Biscuit.
Soggy Paper Cone Inventory You get this after eating a Snowcone or letting it melt. Red herring; The snowcone maker will take it when you ask him for another one. (Well, it IS just trash, so what did you expect it to do? The laundry? Red herring; The snowcone maker will take it when you ask him for another one. (Well, it IS just trash, so what did you expect it to do? The laundry?
Spare Tire Inside the Snake A snake can unhinge its jaw to swallow big things. REALLY big things. Red Herring. Red Herring.
Sticky Rubber Plug Inventory A rubber plug that will stay put. This item cannot be acquired in Normal Mode. Use in the hole in the rowboat in Danjer Cove.
Stuffed Dinghy™ Dog Inside the Snake A stuffed corporate icon. Red Herring. Red Herring.
Syrup Inside the Snake Sweet, wonderful syrup, even if it IS partially digested. Use with Ipecac Flower to make Ipecac Syrup. Man, this stuff's like algebra! Use with Ipecac Flower to make Ipecac Syrup. Man, this stuff's like algebra!
Syrup Of Ipecac Inventory Just like the kind used at hospitals. Use on the snake's head to make the snake throw you up. Ugh... Use on the snake's head to make the snake throw you up. Ugh...
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Tasty, Buttery Biscuit Blondebeard's Chicken Shop Mmm... a good biscuit... ...doesn't have maggots in it! Ugh! (You throw the biscuit away after Guybrush gets a mouthful of maggots.) In MM, you inexplicably decide to keep it (See Half-Eaten Maggoty Biscuit) AND some maggots! What compelled Guybrush to keep either of them??
Empty Jar (Tips) Hotel This is the Goodsoup Tips Jar. Fill with sugar water (in the barrel atop the windmill) to get Jar Of Water. NOTA BENE: Seawater does not work, unlike the Measuring Cup. Fill with sugar water (in the barrel atop the windmill) to get Jar Of Water. NOTA BENE: Seawater does not work, unlike the Measuring Cup.
Tofu Mask Inventory An icky mask made from tofu. Makes you look kinda like one of the cannibals. Wear to join the sacrificial volcano vegetable mannequin ceremony. You can get rid of it on it by adding it to the Plain Snowcone. Wear to join the sacrificial volcano vegetable mannequin ceremony. You can get rid of it on it by adding it to the Plain Snowcone.
Top-Secret Plans Inside the Snake Hmmm... secret plans for the construction of Al Gore Ver. 2.0. (Author's Note: I wrote that in late 2001, when that might have made a lick of sense. Shows how long I've been working/slacking off on this.) Red Herring. Red Herring.
Treasure Map Sea Cucumber Dining Hall More of instructions than a map... Tells you cryptic hint of how to show how Elaine is buried. Tells you combination of lights you need to show where Elaine is buried.
Tooth In Gum Inventory Sez Blondebeard, "I knew sweets were bein' bad fer me teeth!" This item cannot be acquired in Normal Mode. Blow to make a bubble with the gold tooth in it (as Blondebeard did). With a lungful of helium, it can float away. (See Helium Balloons.)
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Umbrella Hotel (Goodsoup) It's a wonderful tropical umbrella... kinda. Use when diving off Skull Island Cliff to land safely in King Andre's keep. Use when diving off Skull Island Cliff to land safely in King Andre's keep. Also use in the windmill blades to ascend the windmill while the door is locked.
Un-Melted Hunk Of Nacho Cheese Hotel Storage Room It's some mass-produced nacho cheese. Use in the large metal vat outside the hotel entrance. Drop into the lactose- intolerant volcano god to cause some serious trouble. Use in the large metal vat outside the hotel entrance. Drop into the lactose- intolerant volcano god to cause some serious trouble.
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Vacuum Cleaner Attachments Inside the Snake Why did THESE look tasty to the snake? Red Herring; needed to be picked to get Lots-O-Stuff, consisting of Old Phone Books, an encyclopedia, top-secret plans, a stuffed-Dinghy Dog, a Reservation Slip, a spare tire, some remains, Pancakes, sausage, Eggs, and Coffee. Red Herring; needed to be picked to get Lots-O-Stuff, consisting of Old Phone Books, an encyclopedia, top-secret plans, a stuffed-Dinghy Dog, a Reservation Slip, a spare tire, some remains, Pancakes, sausage, Eggs, and Coffee.
Ventriloquism Book Backstage This book shows you everything you need to know how to throw your voice. Throw your voice to Captain LeChimp to convince Mr. Fossey to leave the ship. Throw your voice to Captain LeChimp to convince Mr. Fossey to leave the ship.
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Weak Hand Andre's Lair (King Andre) The hand the fates dealt ya isn't a good one... Red herring; Use the five Death Cards in lieu of using this. Red herring; Use the five Death Cards in lieu of using this.
Wet Towel Cabana A wet, cool towel. You can carry up to three towels(Wet or Dry). Use to whip cabana boy. Use with hot sand to get across (thrice). Use to whip cabana boy. Use with hot sand to get across (thrice).
Wooden Nickels LeChuck's Treasure Hold THIS is a treasure? Use to buy Pack Of Gum and lemonade from Kenny. Use to buy Pack Of Gum and lemonade from Kenny.
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No items in The Curse Of Monkey Island begin with "X." But I bet you could have guessed that.
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No items in The Curse Of Monkey Island begin with "Y."
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Zombie Pirate Toy Andre's Lair An oddly unadorable toy of questionable value. Red Herring. Use to make it say horrible things. Give to LeChuck on the roller coaster for a laugh. Red Herring. Use to make it say horrible things. Give to LeChuck on the roller coaster for a laugh.
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