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Fighting Ignatius Cheese
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Today, by myself, twelve people I've beaten.
From the size of your gut I'd guess they were eaten. |
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I've got muscles in places you've never even heard of.
It's too bad none of them are in your arms. |
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Give up now, or I'll crush you like a grape!
I would if it would stop your WINE-ING. |
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My ninety-eight year old grandmother has bigger arms than you!
Yeah, but we both got better bladder control than you do. |
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I'm going to put your arm in a sling!
Why, ya studying to be a nurse? |
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My stupefying strength will shatter your ulna into a million pieces!
I'm surprised you can count that high! |
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Hey, look over there!
Yeah, yeah I know: it's a three headed monkey. |
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Your knuckles I'll grind to a splintery paste.
I thought that the been dip had a strange taste. |
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Your arms are no bigger than fleas that I've met!
So THAT'S why you're scratching. I'd go see a vet. |
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People consider my fists lethal weapons!
Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned. |
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Only once have I met such a coward!
He must have taught you everything you know. |
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You're the ugliest creature I've ever seen in my life.
I'm shocked that you've never gazed at your wife. |
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My forearms have been mistaken for tree trunks!
An over-the-counter defoliant could help with that problem. |
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I've out-wrestled octopi with these arms!
I'm sure that spineless creatures everywhere are humbled by your might. |
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Do I see quivers of agony dance on your lip?
It's laughter that's caused by your feathery grip. |
