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Fighting the pirates
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Every enemy I have met, I've annihilated!
With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated. |
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You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!
I look that much like your fiancée? |
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Killing you would be justifiable homicide!
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide. |
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You're the ugliest monster ever created!
If you don't count all the ones you've dated. |
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I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet!
When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet. |
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Would you like to be buried, or cremated?
With you around, I'd rather be fumigated. |
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Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified!
Is that your face? I thought it was your backside. |
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When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified!
At least mine can be identified. |
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You can't match my witty repartee!
I could, if you would use some breath spray. |
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I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!
You would have, but you were always running away. |
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En Garde! Touché!
Oh, that is so cliché. |
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Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated!
Too bad they're all fabricated. |
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I can't rest 'til' you've been exterminated!
Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated. |
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I'll leave you devastated, mutilated, and perforated!
Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated |
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Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde |
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I'll hound you night and day!
Then be a good dog, Sit! Stay! |
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Fighting Captain Rottingham
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My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated. |
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You have the sex appeal of a shar-pei!
I look that much like your fiancée? |
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When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide. |
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Your looks would make pigs nauseated!
If you don't count all the ones you've dated. |
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Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!
When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet. |
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I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
With you around, I'd rather be fumigated. |
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Never before have I faced someone so sissified!
Is that your face? I thought it was your backside. |
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You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
At least mine can be identified. |
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Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
I could, if you would use some breath spray. |
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I have never lost a melee!
You would have, but you were always running away. |
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Your mother wears a toupee!
Oh, that is so cliché. |
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My skills with a sword are highly venerated!
Too bad they're all fabricated. |
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Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated. |
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I can't tell which of my traits have you the most intimidated!
Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated |
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Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!
The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde |
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You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey!
Then be a good dog, Sit! Stay! |
