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Insults and comebacks for MI1

Fighting the pirates
Insult:
Comeback:
This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
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Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.
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My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.
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People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
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I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
He must have taught you everything you know.
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You make me want to puke.
You make me think somebody already did.
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Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
You run THAT fast?
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You fight like a dairy farmer.
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
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I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
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Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Why, did you want to borrow one?
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I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
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You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
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You have the manners of a beggar.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
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I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
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There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.
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I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

Fighting the Sword Master
Insult:
Comeback:
I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?
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My tongue is sharper then any sword.
First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
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My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.
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My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
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Only once have I met such a coward!
He must have taught you everything you know.
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If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
You make me think somebody already did.
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No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
You run THAT fast?
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I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
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My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
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I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Why, did you want to borrow one?
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My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
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I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
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Every word you say to me is stupid.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
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You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
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There are no clever moves that can help you now.
Yes there are. You just never learned them.
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Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
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I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

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