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Punchlines
The adventures of Crackers
7. A mysterious captain
The comic strip needs a finishing punchline. Can you think of a good one?
The punchline feature is no longer available, but you can still see the old comic strips by going to the archive
| Punches by CaptainNiamhy: | | I know...it's ChuckLe *heh heh* | Oct, 15th, 2007 @ 15:12:39 | | Look behind you, a three headed monkey! | Oct, 15th, 2007 @ 15:15:25 |
| Punches by guybrush4me: | | Captain le chuck 2 by the looks of things! | Oct, 9th, 2007 @ 20:19:15 | | Underpants.....socks...no? I'll shut up.....heh | Oct, 9th, 2007 @ 20:19:15 |
| Punches by BlackMagikPro: | | Steve...Captain Steve. | Oct, 6th, 2007 @ 10:36:22 | | Cruelty? I mean, your bird has one eye, and no wings! I don't think RSPB will be happy with you... | Oct, 6th, 2007 @ 10:36:22 |
| Punches by H.T.Marley: | | Cap'n "I look like something a cow spit up" Just a guess (gulp) | Oct, 4th, 2007 @ 23:01:18 | | Cap'n.......WALLY!!! IS THAT YOU!!! | Oct, 4th, 2007 @ 22:57:37 |
| Punches by BeeKay84: | | Loogie? | Oct, 3rd, 2007 @ 11:14:46 | | ...Man, what happened to your face? Did you use an acid-based lotion? | Oct, 3rd, 2007 @ 11:14:46 |
| Punches by T~AMU~S: | | Hey look - A nickel ! | Sep, 16th, 2007 @ 18:30:37 | | How appropriate , You fight like a cow | Sep, 16th, 2007 @ 18:30:37 |
| Punches by Domrio: | | A mysterious captain? | Sep, 4th, 2007 @ 00:11:16 | | Dad? | Sep, 1st, 2007 @ 00:13:50 |
| Punches by Hathen Luque: | | captain as in ....... umm......., look a three headed monkey (splash) | Aug, 18th, 2007 @ 02:38:08 | | your mums name is wench and your dads was ............. Im gonna go with tim | Aug, 18th, 2007 @ 02:39:50 |
| Punches by shadow_judge: | | I got it, I nearly got it... wait, oh geez, I gave up! | Aug, 13th, 2007 @ 16:01:15 | | Your name is Captain? So, could you untie me, Capt'n Captain? | Aug, 13th, 2007 @ 16:01:15 |
| Punches by xsquiddyx: | | Captain bad grammer? I mean seriously... | Aug, 4th, 2007 @ 17:44:43 | | Captain Kirk, of the USS enterprise! That is only logical. | Aug, 4th, 2007 @ 17:44:43 |
| Punches by clarky241: | | Haven't you given your parrot any treatment? HE HAS AN EYEPATCH!!!!!!!!!!!! | Sep, 3rd, 2007 @ 11:29:55 | | Whats the point in giving you a three year deal with Lucasarts if we're all just gonna stand here for three years? | Sep, 3rd, 2007 @ 11:29:55 |
| Punches by Shift Breaker: | | Captain Copyright Theft! I know I've seen you on a different Game! | Jul, 7th, 2007 @ 14:22:46 | | Captain Nukem, Right? Nukem Forever! | Jul, 7th, 2007 @ 14:31:44 |
| Punches by dopehat92: | | No! The dreaded Captain Squeaky? | Jul, 6th, 2007 @ 20:10:30 | | It better not be Threepwood, dammit. | Jul, 6th, 2007 @ 20:10:30 |
| Punches by amivicky: | | Can I buy a vowel? | Jun, 24th, 2007 @ 04:52:35 | | Picasso! Is that why this sword is dangerously close to my ear...? | Jun, 24th, 2007 @ 04:52:35 |
| Punches by stonedasusual: | | LeChuck! Oh, no, wait, he's better looking than you. Sorry... | Jun, 18th, 2007 @ 00:44:21 | | Hang on, IS this your ship? | Jun, 18th, 2007 @ 00:44:21 |
| Punches by MyNameIsAsh: | | Captain Jack Sparrow? | Jun, 16th, 2007 @ 17:00:28 |
| Punches by Tommy.D: | | Captain chessory mcboffit | Jun, 15th, 2007 @ 13:40:46 | | notsopretty | Jun, 15th, 2007 @ 13:40:46 |
| Punches by : | | Captain McBignose of the clan Bignose | Jun, 11th, 2007 @ 18:51:14 | | Mrs Brinestoop!!??! | Jun, 11th, 2007 @ 18:51:14 |
| Punches by Xing: | | Wonton, I just know it's Wonton! | Jun, 10th, 2007 @ 01:44:51 | | Parsley, parsnip? Parley!? | Jun, 10th, 2007 @ 01:44:51 |
| Punches by valters: | | aaa | Jun, 13th, 2007 @ 15:34:03 | | derrerfr | Jun, 13th, 2007 @ 15:34:03 |
| Punches by Hisui: | | You are a gentle, soft sweetheart, who only pretends to be a cruel pirate but as a matter of fact only searches his true love on the wide, wide sea. Yeah, pal. I know this feeling. | May, 21st, 2007 @ 21:57:08 | | Yeah? And you stink. | May, 21st, 2007 @ 21:53:01 |
| Punches by Canadian: | | Jond. Bames Jond. | May, 19th, 2007 @ 18:45:17 | | Captain Doofus. First name, Ima. | May, 19th, 2007 @ 18:46:32 |
| Punches by kitson: | | Captain Bob The Mercyfull ? | May, 14th, 2007 @ 12:00:15 | | Err, give us a clue. Is it something about your lovely eyes? | May, 14th, 2007 @ 12:00:15 |
| Punches by argusk: | | Ivanna Tinkle | May, 11th, 2007 @ 12:12:45 |
| Punches by Herr_Alvaro: | | Roger?, is that you?... say hello ROGER... | May, 8th, 2007 @ 16:04:50 |
| Punches by RutkuPepe: | | shish kebab! | May, 7th, 2007 @ 19:14:46 | | Captain...mmm...You make me want to puke! | May, 7th, 2007 @ 19:14:46 |
| Punches by PirateScumm: | | Uh...Cap'n Crunch? | May, 3rd, 2007 @ 21:07:11 | | How about Captain Dunceleryeristicianoffonson? | May, 3rd, 2007 @ 21:07:11 |
| Punches by Capn_pancakes: | | Captain Alan, the inconspicuous terror of the seas? | Apr, 27th, 2007 @ 19:48:42 | | Not . . . the man from Del Monte?!? | Apr, 27th, 2007 @ 19:48:42 |
| Punches by Humility: | | ...By the shape of that nose I would guess you're Pinnochio's grandfather..... Or: If my vocabulary was any good I would've come up with a smashing good name on you by now | Apr, 16th, 2007 @ 16:44:47 | | I were about to guess Capt'n Rusty Sword, but in fear of getting executed instead of excused, I think I'll let my shoe speak for me. | Apr, 16th, 2007 @ 16:43:15 |
| Punches by Pollo De Hule: | | An alternate reality Darth Vader?, no, uhmm... a Le Chuck's poseur? ...another April's fools joke? | Apr, 1st, 2007 @ 16:49:50 | | You're my OTHER "i-thought-you-were-dead-brother"? | Apr, 1st, 2007 @ 16:54:59 |
| Punches by meraxa: | | Captain Stickybeard?! aren't you supposed to be fighting the kids next door | Apr, 8th, 2007 @ 21:39:01 | | James T.Kirk!!! wait a minute didn't you die in star trek generations | Mar, 21st, 2007 @ 20:19:52 |
| Punches by Floor: | | Captain, eater-of-parrots-but-lets-threepwoods-go? | Mar, 15th, 2007 @ 15:07:45 | | It's not Captain Rainbow T. Joyfulwinds? | Mar, 15th, 2007 @ 15:09:04 |
| Punches by MrGuy: | | I. Needplass Ticksurgery? | Mar, 6th, 2007 @ 22:18:17 | | Captain... Somebody help me escape this scarred freak!!!? | Mar, 6th, 2007 @ 22:18:17 |
| Punches by Aaaaline: | | Mmm....M....Maxine? | Mar, 3rd, 2007 @ 17:57:10 | | Captain John Smith? | Mar, 3rd, 2007 @ 17:57:10 |
| Punches by thigh_brush_geep_wood: | | Oh my god - my face has just frozen | Mar, 1st, 2007 @ 20:35:40 | | ...tell the parrot to stop staring at my neck warts | Mar, 1st, 2007 @ 22:06:31 |
| Punches by Michu: | | eeerrrmm... Captain Loogie? | Feb, 24th, 2007 @ 01:53:54 | | eerrmmm... Captain-Where-Can-I-Find-Jojo-The-Monkey-Tunes-Someone-Help-:-) | Feb, 24th, 2007 @ 01:53:54 |
| Punches by magicpants: | | eeerrmm.....i-live-on-the-streets? | Feb, 21st, 2007 @ 14:14:25 | | eerrm...captain crappy-pirate-cos-i-cant-afford-new-clothes? | Feb, 21st, 2007 @ 14:14:25 |
| Punches by mack2404: | | Murray? | Feb, 11th, 2007 @ 15:03:12 |
| Punches by Dangeroua: | | Captain....Ummm....Errrr.....Nah, i give up Captain... | Feb, 10th, 2007 @ 22:58:01 | | Captain jean luc picard of the USS Enterprise? | Feb, 10th, 2007 @ 22:58:01 |
| Punches by Longva: | | hmm, maybe mr al-to-evil-looking-to-be-tru? | Feb, 1st, 2007 @ 18:46:43 | | you should get some propper costume from the mangement, that one looks a lot like my moms nightdress... | Feb, 1st, 2007 @ 18:46:43 |
| Punches by : | | Thriftweed | Jan, 31st, 2007 @ 01:23:38 | | Tennille | Jan, 31st, 2007 @ 01:23:38 |
| Punches by haku8645: | | You're that Jafar guy from Aladdin! | Jan, 19th, 2007 @ 18:59:40 | | "I've got a little captain in me!" (might not get that one) | Jan, 19th, 2007 @ 18:59:40 |
| Punches by chukie: | | captain zombie-looking | Jan, 18th, 2007 @ 01:23:18 | | whats whit the ripped threads? | Jan, 18th, 2007 @ 01:23:18 |
| Punches by The Haz: | | THREE YEARS PEOPLE- THREE YEARS!!! | Jan, 15th, 2007 @ 18:44:57 | | Captain Le-is-happy-to-wait-three-years-for-a-joke-from-a-prisoner | Jan, 15th, 2007 @ 18:51:43 |
| Punches by Arantor: | | Are you my mother? I'm Bobbin! | Jan, 9th, 2007 @ 23:04:39 | | Uh, Captain? Your beard's alight! | Jan, 9th, 2007 @ 23:04:39 |
| Punches by : | | captain havent-we-all-had-enough-of-this-friggen-comic? | Jan, 1st, 2007 @ 12:15:38 | | captain....... | Jan, 1st, 2007 @ 12:15:38 |
| Punches by kelly_x: | | Captain-I-Need-To-Get-A-New-Costume-Since-That-Run-In-With-Jaws | Dec, 21st, 2006 @ 14:19:53 | | No, go on, you got me. Don't know. | Dec, 21st, 2006 @ 14:19:53 |
| Punches by Thriftweed: | | Captain.... Captain.... Oh, I've been thinking for THREE YEARS now, I give up. | Dec, 19th, 2006 @ 19:30:44 | | Captain... three years older because i've spent so much time thinking? | Dec, 19th, 2006 @ 19:30:44 |
| Punches by Jedi-Hammy: | | Guybrush Threepwood: Captain Bloodhook From The Family Tresure Game! | Dec, 15th, 2006 @ 16:44:43 | | Captain Bloodhook:Aye! lad I came across a alternate ending and now im 70 years old and now the leader of the banished pirates! har har har! I will kill you now! | Dec, 15th, 2006 @ 16:44:43 |
| Punches by Decay: | | Captain Shabbyhat? | Dec, 10th, 2006 @ 02:08:07 | | Captain Letsbefriends? | Dec, 10th, 2006 @ 02:08:07 |
| Punches by thomas: | | Captain I-don't-spend-my-booty-on-proper-clothing? | Dec, 6th, 2006 @ 22:56:48 | | Captain Clerasil? | Dec, 6th, 2006 @ 22:56:48 |
| Punches by : | | Captain badbreath | Nov, 29th, 2006 @ 19:19:38 | | Captain *sniff sniff* what is that horible smell? | Nov, 29th, 2006 @ 19:19:38 |
| Punches by : | | e polycarp and co | Nov, 21st, 2006 @ 08:55:38 |
| Punches by : | | Murray?!!? | Nov, 17th, 2006 @ 13:04:14 | | Mr. Anderson... Welcome back. | Nov, 20th, 2006 @ 20:00:14 |
| Punches by : | | i hope your Captain pacifist | Nov, 15th, 2006 @ 05:31:59 | | Captain who i'm regreting interupting | Nov, 15th, 2006 @ 05:31:59 |
| Punches by : | | Guybrush: Captain Crunch? And his jolly crew of cerial killers? | Nov, 13th, 2006 @ 17:46:38 | | Captain: Yar. We be plundering serial killers alright. Have you seen my Lucky Arms? (reffering to a pair of guns) | Nov, 13th, 2006 @ 17:46:38 |
| Punches by : | | THIS HAS BEEN RUNNING FOR THREE YEARS STRAIGHT | Oct, 14th, 2007 @ 07:17:54 | | LETS NOT BOTHER DOING THIS, WHO'S WITH ME | Oct, 14th, 2007 @ 07:17:54 |
| Punches by PrayingWolf: | | Ummm... Long John Overdue? | Oct, 26th, 2006 @ 07:29:13 | | Umm... Captain Malodour Oral? Deathbreath?! | Oct, 26th, 2006 @ 07:29:13 |
| Punches by Marley: | | Meathook, you've changed | May, 21st, 2006 @ 22:57:57 | | Are you my mommy?-Bobbin? | May, 21st, 2006 @ 22:57:57 |
| Punches by : | | It's Stan. After I ruined your boat business you have come back for revenge. | May, 21st, 2006 @ 19:43:09 | | You must be the dreaded Captian .......... | May, 21st, 2006 @ 19:43:09 |
| Punches by : | | Your Guybrush Threepwood! No wait, thats me, | May, 21st, 2006 @ 15:43:30 |
| Punches by XORMQT: | | ... Captain Bignose? | May, 21st, 2006 @ 00:48:10 |
| Punches by ba113r B0y2435: | | Bob | May, 15th, 2006 @ 16:18:12 | | Jim | May, 15th, 2006 @ 16:18:12 |
| Punches by Yeknom: | | Dominique... Is that you! | May, 2nd, 2006 @ 18:00:36 | | Moirae | May, 2nd, 2006 @ 18:00:36 |
| Punches by : | | Hey wait... Marty! oh how you've grown, I thought you quit the pirate career for good? | Apr, 27th, 2006 @ 05:58:20 | | This is the part where I hit you with a white glove... | Apr, 30th, 2006 @ 21:34:36 |
| Punches by : | | ....Captain Tightpants? | Apr, 21st, 2006 @ 23:52:18 | | ....you're serving me for divorce. | Apr, 21st, 2006 @ 23:52:18 |
| Punches by : | | You're Captain El Peurro Diablo!!!!! | Apr, 18th, 2006 @ 19:41:49 | | never thought you'd have no feathers | Apr, 18th, 2006 @ 19:41:49 |
| Punches by : | | Captain Kate Capsize? Sheesh you could really do with a trip to the barbers! | Apr, 16th, 2006 @ 12:13:06 |
| Punches by : | | Captain Planet! And those numbskulls are your planeteers right? I used to watch you on tv when I was a kid! | Apr, 10th, 2006 @ 22:47:33 | | Captain Corelli? Come on you know me, I bought your mandolin from ebay! | Apr, 10th, 2006 @ 22:47:33 |
| Punches by microkid: | | Captain Cook, I'm sure it is! | Apr, 1st, 2006 @ 10:01:41 | | No, what about... eehh.... I'm Shaking.... | Apr, 1st, 2006 @ 10:01:41 |
| Punches by : | | Captain im so nice, i'll be your best friend? | Mar, 29th, 2006 @ 05:22:52 | | Captain i grew orange and have lived in the garden and im way past experation date | Mar, 29th, 2006 @ 05:22:52 |
| Punches by thoumother!: | | Lechuck's mom! | Mar, 25th, 2006 @ 22:56:04 | | totally ignored the comment below.....sorry | Mar, 25th, 2006 @ 22:55:51 |
| Punches by someguy: | | Just so you know, the punchlines will no longer be updated. But if you want to waste your time here, be my guest. | May, 6th, 2006 @ 15:30:51 | | That's all I have to say. | May, 6th, 2006 @ 15:30:51 |
| Punches by jsmon: | | With a face like that you must be name captain ugly right? | Mar, 14th, 2006 @ 03:06:56 | | Well,I don't really care so I'll take the feathers and the tar... ops,wrong game. | Mar, 14th, 2006 @ 03:06:56 |
| Punches by Murrys second cousin: | | Before i guess can i ask WHY IN THE WORLD HAS THIS COMIC PUNCHLINE THING BEEN UP FOR 2 YEARS AND NO PUNTCHLINE HAS BEEN PICKED!?!?! | Mar, 18th, 2006 @ 20:08:48 | | You sort of look like a Jerry but im going to go with Captain Leslie. | Mar, 12th, 2006 @ 01:50:15 |
| Punches by MONKEY GRL: | | Bob, right? | Mar, 11th, 2006 @ 23:58:52 | | Um, how 'bout lowering those sharp pointy swords first? | Mar, 12th, 2006 @ 01:29:48 |
| Punches by : | | Le Charles? Le Chomp? Le Chuckles?...aaaanything starting with 'Le Ch'? | Mar, 11th, 2006 @ 12:47:35 | | Captain 'Lets captives go'? Am I warm? | Mar, 11th, 2006 @ 12:47:35 |
| Punches by : | | Captain AHHHH athree headed monkeyt | Mar, 9th, 2006 @ 03:28:36 | | Captain Curly hair | Mar, 9th, 2006 @ 03:26:37 |
| Punches by Insane Cucumber: | | Davy Jones Locker? | Mar, 1st, 2006 @ 18:18:40 | | Merry Roger? | Mar, 1st, 2006 @ 18:18:40 |
| Punches by lilguybrush: | | Crackers? | Feb, 18th, 2006 @ 00:38:31 | | Leeeeeroy Jenkins!!!! | Feb, 18th, 2006 @ 00:38:31 |
| Punches by BASSMAN04: | | Captain Birdseye? | Feb, 17th, 2006 @ 18:14:28 | | Captain Shathat! | Feb, 17th, 2006 @ 18:16:29 |
| Punches by Jojo_junior5: | | Mr.Evil | Feb, 17th, 2006 @ 03:29:09 | | Lechunkies | Feb, 17th, 2006 @ 03:29:09 |
| Punches by LeBrush and GuyChuck: | | Ricardo Luigi Casaba III? | Feb, 13th, 2006 @ 03:39:04 | | RONNY?? what happened to you, man? you used to be cool | Feb, 13th, 2006 @ 03:39:04 |
| Punches by : | | Crackhead! Is that right Cracker (refers to the bird)? | Feb, 10th, 2006 @ 10:49:43 | | Aaaaah, nvm cant seem to come up whit anything that suits you besides crackhead. Because of that cracked up hat of yours.... *smalows* | Feb, 10th, 2006 @ 10:49:43 |
| Punches by : | | I've concluded by the dead bird on your hat and your mean look on your face and I can think of only one option...... your LeChucks father.....or no..you dont have a beard. | Feb, 5th, 2006 @ 11:05:47 | | I've concluded by the dead bird on your hat and your mean look on your face and I can think of only one option...... your LeChucks father.....ermmm...no offence. | Feb, 5th, 2006 @ 11:05:47 |
| Punches by Mancomb_Seepgood: | | Captain ensign von loogie the 3rd | Jan, 28th, 2006 @ 19:56:09 | | Bobin threadbare and...uh...are you my mother? | Jan, 28th, 2006 @ 19:56:09 |
| Punches by blueclarinet22: | | captain.....uh........LOOK BEHIND YOU A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!!!.....no?....well youve got to admit....it was a pretty good trick though | Mar, 2nd, 2006 @ 17:56:12 | | captain......hey, did you happen to lose a monocole? | Mar, 2nd, 2006 @ 18:05:10 |
| Punches by Joăo_4: | | Captain JESUS! | Jan, 6th, 2006 @ 23:23:58 | | Captain Joăo Cruz | Jan, 6th, 2006 @ 23:16:59 |
| Punches by The Talking Skull: | | 9h | Jan, 2nd, 2006 @ 13:28:49 | | ytd | Jan, 2nd, 2006 @ 13:28:49 |
| Punches by Nevo D: | | la n00b | Jan, 2nd, 2006 @ 03:54:51 |
| Punches by Ravey: | | Is that you Largo? I feel inclined to tell you... | Dec, 29th, 2005 @ 14:32:58 | | That you're looking younger by the minute, now just how DO you do that? | Dec, 29th, 2005 @ 14:32:58 |
| Punches by prit1995: | | kill him | Dec, 22nd, 2005 @ 22:12:34 | | fuck u | Dec, 22nd, 2005 @ 22:12:34 |
| Punches by : | | Billy? No. Your turn, Crackers. | Dec, 20th, 2005 @ 20:24:37 | | Nosehair Seepgood? | Dec, 19th, 2005 @ 21:11:53 |
| Punches by : | | Hi,guys | Dec, 16th, 2005 @ 19:15:46 | | sam,is that your really name | Dec, 16th, 2005 @ 19:15:46 |
| Punches by solidformguitar: | | The Crimson Chin | Dec, 13th, 2005 @ 13:13:35 | | Pinocchio's Dad | Dec, 13th, 2005 @ 13:13:35 |
| Punches by Celtic Commando: | | Bobbin Threadbare? | Dec, 12th, 2005 @ 22:58:55 | | Sam? No? Max, then. | Dec, 12th, 2005 @ 22:58:55 |
| Punches by stewa_sk8: | | Manitro De Andred | Dec, 9th, 2005 @ 17:46:33 | | Calamas De Andred | Dec, 9th, 2005 @ 17:46:33 |
| Punches by : | | ... you're Ashton and I'm Punk'd | Nov, 30th, 2005 @ 01:51:37 | | ... Captain X and I've officially been pimped. | Nov, 30th, 2005 @ 01:51:56 |
| Punches by : | | Err....Why the hell has your parrot got an eye-patch? | Nov, 24th, 2005 @ 23:06:28 | | Captain America! Wow can I have your autograph? | Nov, 24th, 2005 @ 23:08:03 |
| Punches by RLoupin: | | Captain Hooknose? | Nov, 24th, 2005 @ 21:27:36 | | Captain Shortline? | Nov, 24th, 2005 @ 21:27:36 |
| Punches by Daxey: | | No, nothing comes to mind | Nov, 18th, 2005 @ 02:02:01 | | Captain Long-Hyphen | Nov, 18th, 2005 @ 02:02:33 |
| Punches by : | | I do not know so much about you, but I guess.......Captain Drinkgrog? | Nov, 17th, 2005 @ 17:45:23 | | Oh! Can't we just be finshed with this punch? | Nov, 17th, 2005 @ 17:45:23 |
| Punches by Peff: | | Captain rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle | Nov, 6th, 2005 @ 19:55:23 | | oh no! You' re Largo's father! | Feb, 6th, 2006 @ 21:58:24 |
| Punches by nobby76: | | Captain..Neil Armstrong, Stretch Armstrong, Stretch cunningham, Howard Cunningham, Potsie Webber !!!! | Oct, 30th, 2005 @ 21:28:36 | | Captain.. scaramoosh scaramoosh will you do the fandango.. | Oct, 30th, 2005 @ 21:28:36 |
| Punches by nebno6: | | Captain; Captain Captain | Oct, 30th, 2005 @ 15:39:12 | | Birdseye | Oct, 30th, 2005 @ 15:39:12 |
| Punches by mrfamous: | | Bubbles? | Oct, 26th, 2005 @ 17:18:40 | | Prettyboy Pete? | Oct, 26th, 2005 @ 17:18:40 |
| Punches by : | | Captain... Co-dumbus? | Oct, 24th, 2005 @ 10:58:36 | | Won't take that? Ok, will you release me if I give you my -- oh wait, I don't have anything. | Oct, 24th, 2005 @ 10:58:36 |
| Punches by Rush_66: | | Captain... huh... Finally tell me your name. | Oct, 22nd, 2005 @ 18:30:40 | | Captain I-Take-The-Parrot-To-Make-A-Good-Christmas-Turkey-
And-I-Will-Invite-The-Funny-Looking-Guy-To-Eat-Him-With-Me? | Oct, 22nd, 2005 @ 18:31:11 |
| Punches by : | | Captian "Frightens Small Children" No wait... Captain "Halitosis" Need I go on? I've got more. | Oct, 21st, 2005 @ 16:41:47 | | I've concluded by your outgoing behavior and taste of fashion, or lack there of, I must assume your name can only be one thing and that is Captian "Kill the Bird First" | Oct, 21st, 2005 @ 16:41:47 |
| Punches by I.P Freely: | | Captain Patmagroin | Oct, 19th, 2005 @ 21:35:59 | | ivonnarollagay | Oct, 19th, 2005 @ 21:35:59 |
| Punches by : | | Captain"I have no dentist"? | Oct, 19th, 2005 @ 19:15:07 | | Osama bin laden? | Oct, 19th, 2005 @ 19:15:07 |
| Punches by : | | Captain "I ran away from zoo"? | Oct, 19th, 2005 @ 19:10:16 | | Captain "I need a extreme makeover"? | Oct, 19th, 2005 @ 19:10:16 |
| Punches by Amarx: | | Mother, it's you! | Oct, 18th, 2005 @ 18:26:56 | | Captain Myassisabigwhoop | Oct, 18th, 2005 @ 18:26:56 |
| Punches by bent: | | Pencil dick ? | Oct, 10th, 2005 @ 10:37:30 | | Queen Magrethe IV | Oct, 10th, 2005 @ 10:37:30 |
| Punches by bob14: | | just captin | Oct, 9th, 2005 @ 01:47:57 | | your name is captin see i was right i really am physic and that voodoo lady thinks im not | Oct, 9th, 2005 @ 01:47:57 |
| Punches by TFA: | | Captain... Ehmm... Longhair? | Oct, 7th, 2005 @ 14:37:03 | | Oh allright, i cant guess it! But i challenge you to a hold-your-breath contest... Winner leaves this ship alive? | Oct, 7th, 2005 @ 14:42:12 |
| Punches by Gesso: | | Captain ''I searched for the treasure of Island of Death and all I got was this stupid wannabe pirate and a chatter box'' | Oct, 22nd, 2005 @ 17:52:57 | | I can't choose between Captain"I never had a bath" and Captain "I never brushed my teeth" | Oct, 22nd, 2005 @ 18:15:41 |
| Punches by : | | scuzzlebutt? | Oct, 5th, 2005 @ 15:38:02 | | crackers? | Oct, 5th, 2005 @ 15:38:02 |
| Punches by : | | captain uggly rat hair | Oct, 4th, 2005 @ 14:05:19 | | yea the rats trhowup when they see ya | Oct, 4th, 2005 @ 14:05:19 |
| Punches by : | | Captain"I can't look in the mirror cuz I'll break it" | Oct, 4th, 2005 @ 01:05:16 | | Captain Mr.I think I look cool standing in the dark | Oct, 4th, 2005 @ 01:05:16 |
| Punches by i_am_BOB: | | Captain Dark-scary-creepy-guy? | Oct, 3rd, 2005 @ 02:47:25 | | Captain Nazgul? | Oct, 3rd, 2005 @ 02:47:25 |
| Punches by : | | Wait your not a pirate Your WALLY ! | Jan, 18th, 2006 @ 16:13:57 | | Captain ...Just Captain ? | Jan, 18th, 2006 @ 16:13:57 |
| Punches by camelz: | | naa, just tell me your name | Sep, 23rd, 2005 @ 13:39:02 | | plunder bunny? | Sep, 23rd, 2005 @ 13:40:15 |
| Punches by : | | Captain LeChuck Mark II? | Sep, 21st, 2005 @ 21:03:31 | | But you really smell like him... | Sep, 21st, 2005 @ 21:03:31 |
| Punches by : | | Captain This comic hasn't been updated for 1 year? | Sep, 22nd, 2005 @ 04:41:43 | | on second thought you look like a generic nobody captain. I bet you couldn't make me walk the plank even if you had one! | Sep, 22nd, 2005 @ 04:41:58 |
| Punches by Edward: | | Aaaa Cptn Blue Whale? Guess you're out of your waters. | Sep, 17th, 2005 @ 21:21:39 | | I Remember you.You are my Grandmother Julia! | Sep, 17th, 2005 @ 21:21:39 |
| Punches by Pres: | | Gran Capitán? el de los quesos? | Sep, 17th, 2005 @ 15:13:12 | | Capitán Pescanova? | Sep, 17th, 2005 @ 15:13:12 |
| Punches by edutfaim: | | Your name is... Captain Bananaface, Right? | Sep, 12th, 2005 @ 14:13:38 | | If i guess right, you leave me to go. If i miss, you win this wonderfull parrot. ok? | Sep, 12th, 2005 @ 14:12:31 |
| Punches by : | | Captain Soprano scurge of the high C's | Sep, 9th, 2005 @ 14:41:05 | | My arch nemesis Captain Porcelain Hand Jack!!!! | Sep, 6th, 2005 @ 14:36:52 |
| Punches by : | | Captain Can-Ye-Get-These-Swords-Out-Of-Me-Back? | Sep, 4th, 2005 @ 02:08:50 | | err....uhm.....ahh.... *sigh* Ye Know I have excellent debating skills? | Sep, 4th, 2005 @ 02:08:50 |
| Punches by : | | captain hugh jass??? | Sep, 3rd, 2005 @ 21:51:47 | | captain, ermmm do you have any grog? im thirsty | Sep, 3rd, 2005 @ 21:51:47 |
| Punches by blackfix: | | Captain Ugly snottnosed Kleptomaniack? | Sep, 1st, 2005 @ 12:06:12 | | Or mabey Captain Smartless? | Sep, 1st, 2005 @ 12:06:12 |
| Punches by bill: | | captain vink of the eternal, never-to-be-finished punchline comic? | Aug, 30th, 2005 @ 19:08:49 |
| Punches by capin-pugwash: | | captain blue beard?,red beard?,green beard? am i close yet? | Aug, 21st, 2005 @ 19:56:03 | | captain i need a new dental plan and something for this ghastly odour? | Aug, 21st, 2005 @ 19:56:03 |
| Punches by elffire: | | Captain Whatship? Cuz I don't see one! | Aug, 21st, 2005 @ 17:40:05 | | Oh! You're the guy on the cereal box! Such great childhood breakfast memories... | Aug, 21st, 2005 @ 17:40:05 |
| Punches by amjrules1: | | boo | Aug, 20th, 2005 @ 13:38:03 | | boo | Aug, 20th, 2005 @ 13:38:03 |
| Punches by Lemonhead Tofu Luver: | | Le Chimp? | Aug, 19th, 2005 @ 13:45:08 | | Mummy? | Aug, 19th, 2005 @ 13:45:08 |
| Punches by : | | captain LeChump? | Aug, 18th, 2005 @ 19:30:36 | | captain I-kill-everyone-who-doesnt-join-my-crew? | Nov, 10th, 2005 @ 21:49:20 |
| Punches by : | | Captain Jack Sparrow? | Nov, 16th, 2005 @ 15:43:00 | | Captain Otis? | Nov, 16th, 2005 @ 15:43:00 |
| Punches by theflamingJ: | | captain...hey can i phone a friend? maybe murry...or the flying welshman...yeah he was kool....i wonder what he's up to now.....(cue scene of flying welshman going round in circles due to broken compass) | Aug, 17th, 2005 @ 20:41:40 | | captain mercyfull?....captain 2nd chance?....mr. "im going to let u live"??? | Aug, 17th, 2005 @ 20:41:40 |
| Punches by irishlamma: | | capt. captian | Oct, 21st, 2005 @ 13:42:19 |
| Punches by Guybrush Driftwood: | | Oh nevermind...say can i call you Ishmail? | Feb, 23rd, 2006 @ 06:48:59 | | Captain Planet....the power is yours! | Sep, 6th, 2005 @ 22:11:08 |
| Punches by ace_monkey: | | captain ghost stench | Aug, 12th, 2005 @ 18:24:55 | | captain U.G. Ly | Aug, 12th, 2005 @ 18:24:55 |
| Punches by iippo: | | Captain Thygh? No wait, that was a Sierra Game... | Aug, 7th, 2005 @ 18:57:36 | | Shiske-Bob? Shiske-Joe? Shiske-Larry? | Aug, 7th, 2005 @ 18:57:36 |
| Punches by : | | captain B. OPROBLEM | Aug, 5th, 2005 @ 11:37:53 | | captain Threepwood slayer of Lechuck ,oh thats me | Aug, 5th, 2005 @ 11:37:53 |
| Punches by Iq-Sperra: | | Captain Heyerdahl of the Kon Tiki expedition? | Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 23:09:47 | | You're Captain Hungry-for-some-parrot? | Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 23:09:47 |
| Punches by timmy2k5: | | Captain Jack Sparrow? | Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 19:53:25 | | Captain Barbossa? I thought Jack killed you... | Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 19:53:25 |
| Punches by dj timmy: | | captain ben dover? | Aug, 5th, 2005 @ 12:00:42 | | captian phill micrackin? | Aug, 5th, 2005 @ 12:00:42 |
| Punches by : | | hey wernt you part of my crew in monkey island 1? | Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 11:35:51 | | yeah! you worked on the poop deck!!! | Sep, 4th, 2005 @ 10:11:39 |
| Punches by : | | Harry Potter? | Aug, 2nd, 2005 @ 18:24:46 | | Herpes? | Aug, 2nd, 2005 @ 18:24:46 |
| Punches by leezo83: | | Captain........Hey look! a three headed monkey! | Jul, 31st, 2005 @ 16:51:49 | | Bartimeus George Albert Jnr III? | Jul, 31st, 2005 @ 16:51:49 |
| Punches by Stormtrooper: | | How appropriate you fight like a cow! o wait wrong bit | Jul, 21st, 2005 @ 19:01:07 | | Captin big.....scary...head man. | Jul, 21st, 2005 @ 19:01:07 |
| Punches by : | | ...Captain Insert-Descriptive-Piratey-Nickname-Here? | Jul, 19th, 2005 @ 19:02:22 | | ...actually, I'm not sure, but are you related to a figurehead I once met? | Jul, 19th, 2005 @ 19:02:22 |
| Punches by : | | Uh, Captain Let-me-go-and-I-won't-hurt-you? | Jul, 13th, 2005 @ 13:45:42 | | Uh, wait, tell me. Are you a man or a woman? | Jul, 15th, 2005 @ 13:54:19 |
| Punches by zombiepirate_13: | | Homer Sexual | Jul, 31st, 2005 @ 01:25:56 | | Seymour Buttz | Jul, 31st, 2005 @ 01:25:56 |
| Punches by : | | Captain Stupid! Or is it Captain Ugly? Hmmmm... | Jul, 8th, 2005 @ 08:52:18 | | Captain Le.... Chump! | Jul, 8th, 2005 @ 08:52:18 |
| Punches by : | | How about "captain this punchline has been going for just under 2 years! Get it over with already!!!!!" | Nov, 22nd, 2005 @ 22:41:37 | | Captain Bignose! | Nov, 22nd, 2005 @ 22:41:37 |
| Punches by dark_magician_gal90: | | OOOH! I know! Captain Pugwash! Oh, and i think I broke your rubber ring when I was trapped by Lechuck in monkey island 3...sorry.... | Jun, 29th, 2005 @ 10:08:03 | | ...Captain Nobeard? | Jun, 29th, 2005 @ 10:08:03 |
| Punches by Elaine Threepwood: | | Hey, now I know ! You're captain LeCh..., captain LeCh..., no I don't get it. | Jun, 26th, 2005 @ 03:02:58 | | All right, you're not a captain, you're just a... Hey! Uncle Freddy !(or any other name) Don't you recognize me ? It's me, Guybrush ! | Sep, 9th, 2005 @ 10:47:45 |
| Punches by Dminor: | | You must be Nosehair! Or Peepwood? or.. no? Gee, where ARE those fearsome pirates I'm usually confused with?! | Jun, 25th, 2005 @ 20:29:48 | | I bet your grandma calls you her little lovely skirted sugar pumpkin, am I right? How sweet. | Jun, 25th, 2005 @ 20:18:48 |
| Punches by R2D2: | | Uh, don't rush me. I'm thinking. Uh, uh, are you that guy..? Wait, nah, can't be. Your nose is too big. uh, um., uh, uhm... | Jun, 25th, 2005 @ 08:19:21 | | Captain I-am-not-nice-to-parrots-but-I-am-nice-to-pirate-wannabes ? | Jun, 25th, 2005 @ 08:19:21 |
| Punches by monkeypoo: | | John Smith? Well thats the closest i was gonna get | Jun, 23rd, 2005 @ 20:25:50 | | Never Mind, I'm not good as guessing anyway | Jun, 23rd, 2005 @ 20:25:50 |
| Punches by Bobbin Threadbare: | | I don't know I'm not a Voodoo Lady (I'm Lewis162) | Jun, 18th, 2005 @ 11:58:50 | | I don't know. What about you Crackers? Crackers: Who the hec do you think I am?! A Voodoo Lady or something! (I'm Lewis162) | Jun, 18th, 2005 @ 11:58:50 |
| Punches by tiquito~master: | | Evil Betty | Jun, 17th, 2005 @ 21:35:52 | | *cough* oliver clothes off *cough* ben dover *cough* droop peakock | Dec, 10th, 2005 @ 21:49:58 |
| Punches by : | | Kirk? dude your in the wrong franchaise | Jun, 17th, 2005 @ 14:01:45 | | Corelli! were's your mandolin? | Jun, 17th, 2005 @ 14:01:25 |
| Punches by : | | Captain Birdseye!! | Jun, 15th, 2005 @ 20:10:07 | | Sir Captain reginald manderson heavywieght beard champion 1996 PHD | Jun, 15th, 2005 @ 20:10:07 |
| Punches by Captain Raptor: | | Split Pea with Ham? | Sep, 7th, 2005 @ 14:36:53 |
| Punches by : | | Captain breathbad | Jun, 15th, 2005 @ 12:48:52 | | captain not-taken-a-shower-in-7-weeks? | Jun, 15th, 2005 @ 12:48:52 |
| Punches by : | | Dart Vader!!!! (cough) (cough)...erhm,sorry | Jun, 15th, 2005 @ 10:09:44 | | Captain formerly known as prince? | Aug, 25th, 2005 @ 20:55:55 |
| Punches by Chuckie: | | Captain Arghhh Schizofrenic??? | Jun, 14th, 2005 @ 18:16:22 | | O NO I remember you: LE SCHMUCK! or was it Le Duck? maybe Leuf Uck? hmmm... all those adventures have confused me | Jun, 14th, 2005 @ 18:16:57 |
| Punches by molotovtaco: | | Crunch!? Duuuuude... I used to eat yer cereal when i sailed to Monkey Island!!! | Jun, 9th, 2005 @ 13:29:24 | | Grievious?? Lucasarts gave up on giving villians cool names they have to give names that means bad. | Jun, 9th, 2005 @ 13:29:24 |
| Punches by : | | Flint Longsword? | Jun, 3rd, 2005 @ 18:32:46 | | Lindy Mangrave? | Jun, 3rd, 2005 @ 18:32:46 |
| Punches by : | | Dude! Aren't you Captain LeChit Breth, the worlds nastiest breath smelling captain of the Carribean? | May, 27th, 2005 @ 07:12:41 | | Captain Sparrow! Jack Sparrow right? From Pirates of the Carribean! What the heck are you doing here anyway? | May, 27th, 2005 @ 07:11:06 |
| Punches by H.T.: | | Captain Who needs a Tic-tac Of couse because your breath stinks | May, 24th, 2005 @ 14:52:13 | | A mysterious Captain! Aah, that sounds scary!!! but you are still not getting any money. | May, 24th, 2005 @ 14:53:18 |
| Punches by : | | You know, you bear a striking resemblence to.....Jabba the Hut. Actually, I think Jabba is slightly better looking than you! | May, 24th, 2005 @ 08:27:14 | | I-fell-off-the-ugly-tree-and-hit-every-branch-on-the-way-down? | May, 24th, 2005 @ 08:27:14 |
| Punches by : | | You're LeChuck's grandmother, right? | May, 23rd, 2005 @ 06:40:24 | | Captain Almighty Shut-Yer-Yap | May, 23rd, 2005 @ 19:13:08 |
| Punches by frenchrox12: | | Oh, I'm sorry but you really need a tic tac! | May, 20th, 2005 @ 16:57:00 | | Oh I know... oh it just went straight out of my head | May, 20th, 2005 @ 16:57:00 |
| Punches by : | | hey!!! how can i think while i am bein threatened | May, 17th, 2005 @ 13:28:54 | | ...em...em...well...um....cheese?...no no wait....captain thrrepwood....dady i missed u soo much!!! | May, 17th, 2005 @ 13:28:54 |
| Punches by SkyBluePink: | | Snugglecakes | May, 15th, 2005 @ 19:59:25 | | Root Beer-d | May, 15th, 2005 @ 19:59:25 |
| Punches by : | | Stinkingface. | May, 15th, 2005 @ 07:42:20 | | Repugnantguy. | May, 15th, 2005 @ 07:42:20 |
| Punches by rivertrolls: | | Captain lucas arts | May, 1st, 2005 @ 18:39:11 | | and your here to stop me returning to entertain the kiddies | May, 1st, 2005 @ 18:39:11 |
| Punches by : | | Captain of the Guybrush Threepwood fan club? | Apr, 29th, 2005 @ 00:36:07 | | captain regular, right? the guy from the metamucil adds? | Apr, 29th, 2005 @ 00:36:07 |
| Punches by kitticom6: | | Captin three headed monkey | Apr, 28th, 2005 @ 16:51:21 | | Look! a three headed monkey! | Apr, 28th, 2005 @ 16:51:21 |
| Punches by BurntSiennaBeard: | | Brownbeard? Graybeard? .....Burnt Sienna Beard? | Apr, 25th, 2005 @ 21:18:37 | | Captain Rapierchin? | Apr, 25th, 2005 @ 21:18:37 |
| Punches by LargoLeGrand: | | Hmmmmm... No, I can't think a good name for you right now... | Apr, 24th, 2005 @ 15:24:27 | | Captain Make-Our-Guests-Feel-Uncomfortable? | Apr, 24th, 2005 @ 15:24:27 |
| Punches by ThatOneGuy: | | Beef Willington! | Apr, 22nd, 2005 @ 23:34:53 | | ... How Am I supposed to think with all of these torches and swords surrounding me? geez! | Apr, 21st, 2005 @ 21:59:05 |
| Punches by Exclamation Point: | | Captain Big-Old-Bed-Wetting-Doody-Head | Apr, 17th, 2005 @ 23:55:33 |
| Punches by : | | Captain Rotten Tooth | Apr, 15th, 2005 @ 11:29:44 | | Captain Take A Bath | Apr, 15th, 2005 @ 11:29:44 |
| Punches by Jawsy: | | oh wait lemme squeeze this one out | Apr, 21st, 2005 @ 16:51:57 | | captain LeCreep | Apr, 21st, 2005 @ 16:51:57 |
| Punches by madhat: | | UpChuck? | Apr, 8th, 2005 @ 14:16:17 | | Hoo..........no wait, isnt that copyright infringement of something? | Apr, 8th, 2005 @ 14:16:17 |
| Punches by : | | It's Jack, right? But why are you here?
Aren't you supposed to be at home with mom for her anniversary? | Apr, 5th, 2005 @ 11:41:31 |
| Punches by : | | Garl Sansburg the biggest and baddest pirate of the seven seas, so am i just gonna die here or do i get to get on the boat and make a very dramatic escape. | Apr, 5th, 2005 @ 11:26:40 | | Carl Sansburg, right? And you are my father, right? | Apr, 5th, 2005 @ 11:28:57 |
| Punches by : | | captain Mansponge Grosstree | Apr, 3rd, 2005 @ 12:58:53 | | captain LePoo | Apr, 3rd, 2005 @ 12:58:53 |
| Punches by : | | errrrrrr.... Actually I have not idea. I just wanted you to stop speaking since your breath is horrible. Ha..ha... oh I am screwed. | Apr, 3rd, 2005 @ 01:11:42 | | Hey look! The chimp talked! | Apr, 3rd, 2005 @ 01:11:42 |
| Punches by A Three Headed Monkey!: | | Captain Saunders....Oh wait that's meant to be colonel but i'm sure I could smell chicken! | Mar, 28th, 2005 @ 20:06:57 | | ummmmmmm when I forget my name I always check in my pants.........No chance of that happening ay? | Mar, 28th, 2005 @ 20:06:57 |
| Punches by Capn' Avi: | | Captain... Oh, great, others already used this joke, so I can't use that great punchline, that's sure to win.... | Mar, 29th, 2005 @ 01:33:35 | | Captain LeCh... wait... uuuum... I just know it has to be a joke about LeChuck... | Mar, 29th, 2005 @ 01:29:00 |
| Punches by hagssa: | | Mr-Pirate-Guy-Who-Has-a-Henchman-With-A-Torch-And-Sword-
And-Is-Sticking-It-In-My-Ear-
So-For-All-That-Is-Good-And-Holy-Make-Him-Stop? | Mar, 24th, 2005 @ 01:20:48 | | Grandpa Horatio Torquemada Marley?Aren't You Dead?OR AT LEAST A HERMIT WHO CALLS ME SPLINKY?OR PANTS BOY! | Mar, 24th, 2005 @ 01:22:03 |
| Punches by Glide: | | Your name is Captain Crunch and your here to steal my cereal...? | Mar, 23rd, 2005 @ 00:03:05 | | Don't tell me...Don't tell me.....I know this DON'T TELL ME!!! | Mar, 23rd, 2005 @ 00:03:05 |
| Punches by ViperMonkey35: | | erm.....you look like a Sandra to me! hoo boy am I gonna pay for that! | Apr, 17th, 2005 @ 18:32:34 | | Timmy....man you've sprouted, listen I'm really sorry about the lemonade! | Mar, 10th, 2005 @ 15:32:42 |
| Punches by : | | it's Leadbottom, isn't it? | Mar, 9th, 2005 @ 02:05:57 | | Joe Black? | Mar, 9th, 2005 @ 02:05:57 |
| Punches by DreadPiratePedro: | | ...Captain Melvin? | Mar, 7th, 2005 @ 19:33:46 | | ...Captain Morgan? | Mar, 7th, 2005 @ 19:33:46 |
| Punches by : | | Squinky? | Mar, 7th, 2005 @ 12:40:07 | | Gorbush Threekweed? | Mar, 7th, 2005 @ 12:40:07 |
| Punches by Captain Ackers: | | Captain Dude-who-needs-a-plastic-surgeon-brochure? | Mar, 4th, 2005 @ 07:54:43 | | Captain Wheely-poo? | Mar, 4th, 2005 @ 07:54:43 |
| Punches by TheDream: | | Capn' Sticky Beard and his foul crew of candymen! | Sep, 10th, 2007 @ 11:05:42 | | Captain LeChump?? | Sep, 10th, 2007 @ 11:04:42 |
| Punches by BaRRaCuDa: | | well well. if it is`t the captain LeChrimp? | Feb, 28th, 2005 @ 04:40:47 | | are you the Famous seachrimp? i`ll be going now... | Feb, 28th, 2005 @ 04:40:47 |
| Punches by cplusdawg: | | Err... Um... Uh... | Feb, 25th, 2005 @ 19:33:34 | | Nope, I've got nothing! | Feb, 25th, 2005 @ 19:33:34 |
| Punches by The_Sacred: | | Otis!!!! Got any Flowers??? | Feb, 23rd, 2005 @ 11:47:39 | | LeChucks Brother??? Captain Dead?? | Feb, 23rd, 2005 @ 11:47:39 |
| Punches by mr.cool!: | | captain poo | Feb, 18th, 2005 @ 10:23:17 | | because your big fat ugly and stupid | Feb, 18th, 2005 @ 10:23:17 |
| Punches by : | | eewwhh | Feb, 17th, 2005 @ 10:38:46 | | yakk | Feb, 17th, 2005 @ 10:38:46 |
| Punches by chaztastick: | | OTIS??? | Feb, 20th, 2005 @ 16:41:53 | | MAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? | Feb, 20th, 2005 @ 16:41:53 |
| Punches by : | | "Wally!"......... You finally grew that beard! | Feb, 12th, 2005 @ 13:09:04 | | "You've lost your monocle again?" | Feb, 12th, 2005 @ 13:09:04 |
| Punches by Gladys Pugh: | | CAPTAIN GLADYS PUGH? GLADYS PUGH THE RADIO MAPLIN ANNOUNCER? HI-DE-HI! | Feb, 3rd, 2005 @ 13:01:03 | | OR PEGGY OLLERENSHAW THE POTTY CHALET MAID? | Feb, 3rd, 2005 @ 13:01:03 |
| Punches by : | | Captain Cook! | Feb, 1st, 2005 @ 00:56:24 | | I mean, you're obviously a man of great tastes! | Feb, 1st, 2005 @ 00:56:24 |
| Punches by Moshi: | | Murray??? You finally got your body back! Man, I preferred you as a skull... | Jan, 30th, 2005 @ 10:51:06 |
| Punches by : | | Captain I-kill-the-parrot-and-let-the-human-alive! | Feb, 17th, 2005 @ 21:00:32 | | Captain LeChimp! | Jan, 27th, 2005 @ 13:28:21 |
| Punches by : | | Captain Morgan? | Jan, 27th, 2005 @ 01:07:05 | | Captain Antagonist? | Jan, 27th, 2005 @ 01:07:05 |
| Punches by : | | kurt | Jan, 23rd, 2005 @ 20:25:45 | | after the great grunge guy? your clothes make you look like an grunger..yeeee | Jan, 23rd, 2005 @ 20:25:45 |
| Punches by : | | Um... Oogie Boogie Man? | Jan, 21st, 2005 @ 10:43:38 | | Captain my-hair-is-too-dyed-to-fix-and-to-dirty-so-no-girl-will-ever-
come-near-me-and-therefore-I-am-a-very-lonley-man? | Jan, 21st, 2005 @ 10:43:38 |
| Punches by : | | Captain-kill-Crakers-and-not-me | Jan, 20th, 2005 @ 18:01:24 | | birds-eye, no err cook, no err, hold on, no give me a clue, | Jan, 20th, 2005 @ 18:01:24 |
| Punches by Muray: | | wait youre a captain i tought you were some ugly woman......my bad...hehehe you know with that dress and all sorry mr. | Feb, 14th, 2005 @ 00:42:40 | | mr. im an ugly pirate who kills people because im a big meany | Mar, 24th, 2005 @ 23:38:09 |
| Punches by : | | LeChimp??? man, did you get a speicies-change operation? | Jan, 15th, 2005 @ 18:18:37 | | dinghy dog? | Jan, 15th, 2005 @ 18:18:37 |
| Punches by Son of Guybrush: | | Raymon everyone loves him | Jan, 12th, 2005 @ 02:32:21 |
| Punches by : | | I know, you're the Voodoo Lady! I can't tell you your name cuz it's a secret. No one must know it, not even you! Mwahahahahaha! | Jan, 29th, 2005 @ 19:04:36 | | Captain...captain...uh...gimme a sec....Can I call you Bob, no no, Steve! That's it...don't you work with a Blue dog or something? | Apr, 2nd, 2005 @ 14:58:21 |
| Punches by : | | Captain-that-will-spare-the-pirate-and-
take-the-parrot-instead? | Jan, 10th, 2005 @ 18:11:43 | | Captain....eh....captain......you ARE the captain, right? | Jan, 12th, 2005 @ 18:57:47 |
| Punches by : | | You're the Captain Guybrush Treepwood, the only one who suceed to kill the famous pirate Lechuck...I know that ! | Jan, 10th, 2005 @ 17:42:32 | | Your name is Captain Long Nose...or Captain Torch...Captain...errr...I don't know, could I have a clue ? | Jan, 10th, 2005 @ 17:42:32 |
| Punches by : | | Lucy, isn't it? Nice skirt by the way! | Jan, 10th, 2005 @ 14:45:37 |
| Punches by Goldey: | | Captain LeChuck, its so obvious I mean you've had so many other disguises it only seems normal. Like Fester Shinetop, that Australian guy and even my little brother Chuckie. | Dec, 31st, 2004 @ 23:15:05 | | Just plain, ordaniry, no frills, "Captain" right? | Dec, 31st, 2004 @ 23:15:12 |
| Punches by : | | Actually, you can just go ahead and tell me. | Dec, 30th, 2004 @ 16:29:12 |
| Punches by sysy: | | Can you just get on with it and kill me please | Dec, 30th, 2004 @ 14:21:11 | | I know what you're gonna say Cpt. yahdeeyahdeeyahda and then tell me about how fearsome you are. Quite frankly I have heard it all before so just say your name and get on with the assination. | Dec, 30th, 2004 @ 14:21:11 |
| Punches by : | | Captain Mad Eye Moody?...Oh, forget it | Dec, 30th, 2004 @ 12:22:07 |
| Punches by staticrhubarb: | | Captain Paxo? | Jul, 22nd, 2005 @ 15:52:04 | | Actually, | Jul, 22nd, 2005 @ 15:53:40 |
| Punches by : | | Captain Cracker? You know what? I can give you a matching parrot, how about that. Let`s say I get, oh I don`t know...My freedom for it? | Jan, 11th, 2005 @ 07:35:56 | | Neh, it just would ruin the great relationsship we have built up these past seconds now | Dec, 29th, 2004 @ 08:15:27 |
| Punches by Dr. Lecter: | | Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the pirates of the North commander of the Monkey Legions, loyal servant to the true dark under lord LeChuck, son to a murdered Australian land developer, husband to a hideous zombie, and wants revenge for their death | Dec, 26th, 2004 @ 20:16:33 | | El Pollo Diablo, you released my monkeys, now you have taken on human form and have come back for me | Dec, 27th, 2004 @ 10:59:34 |
| Punches by : | | Loogie? | Dec, 24th, 2004 @ 22:08:57 | | Lechu....oh no wait | Dec, 24th, 2004 @ 22:08:57 |
| Punches by BlackbeardTheScummPirate: | | Smellybag? Well, it seems so... Gee, how could these sailors sail with you? | Dec, 16th, 2004 @ 08:03:07 | | YOU are Guybrush Threepwood, and YOU defeated LeChuck.... Yeah, sure. (Why is everybody stealing my name?) | Dec, 16th, 2004 @ 08:03:07 |
| Punches by : | | captin poop deck? wow ur fatter in person | Dec, 16th, 2004 @ 00:15:16 | | watch it sonny | Dec, 16th, 2004 @ 00:15:16 |
| Punches by : | | Actually, I don't know. I'm just killing time... | Dec, 14th, 2004 @ 18:13:50 | | Wow, I thought I was about to say something smart. Next time, maybe. | Dec, 14th, 2004 @ 18:11:57 |
| Punches by : | | You're one of the cannibals! Bananahead! I always wondered how that really weird shaped fruit fitted on your head, but now I know that it was perfect for you! | Dec, 11th, 2004 @ 14:04:17 | | Calavera! You're the guy I asked about Grim Fandango! You've grown skin! Ew! | Dec, 11th, 2004 @ 14:05:04 |
| Punches by : | | threepwood ... oh ... wait .... nevermind | Dec, 2nd, 2004 @ 17:59:12 | | captain constipate | Dec, 2nd, 2004 @ 17:59:12 |
| Punches by Electribird: | | You're name's Bobbin, right? Sorry, but I'm not your mother. | Feb, 2nd, 2005 @ 16:18:37 | | You ended up on that Island of Death too, huh? How did you manage to find a ship? | Nov, 30th, 2004 @ 08:28:40 |
| Punches by GuybrushAMightyPirate: | | Guybrush Threepwood... no wait... hang on thats MY NAME. HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY NAME YOU CAD! | Nov, 29th, 2004 @ 20:05:32 | | you think this parrot is a gentlemen... then you sir are Captain Dolittle | Nov, 29th, 2004 @ 20:05:32 |
| Punches by : | | Your the real captain loogie come to teach a lesson about identity fraud? | Nov, 29th, 2004 @ 17:25:59 | | Manny Calavera and your back to right the wrongs in the land of the |
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