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The adventures of Crackers
7. A mysterious captain
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The comic strip needs a finishing punchline. Can you think of a good one?

The punchline feature is no longer available, but you can still see the old comic strips by going to the archive

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I know...it's ChuckLe *heh heh*Oct, 15th, 2007 @ 15:12:39
Look behind you, a three headed monkey! Oct, 15th, 2007 @ 15:15:25

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Captain le chuck 2 by the looks of things!Oct, 9th, 2007 @ 20:19:15
Underpants.....socks...no? I'll shut up.....hehOct, 9th, 2007 @ 20:19:15

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Steve...Captain Steve.Oct, 6th, 2007 @ 10:36:22
Cruelty? I mean, your bird has one eye, and no wings! I don't think RSPB will be happy with you...Oct, 6th, 2007 @ 10:36:22

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Cap'n "I look like something a cow spit up" Just a guess (gulp)Oct, 4th, 2007 @ 23:01:18
Cap'n.......WALLY!!! IS THAT YOU!!!Oct, 4th, 2007 @ 22:57:37

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Loogie?Oct, 3rd, 2007 @ 11:14:46
...Man, what happened to your face? Did you use an acid-based lotion?Oct, 3rd, 2007 @ 11:14:46

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Hey look - A nickel ! Sep, 16th, 2007 @ 18:30:37
How appropriate , You fight like a cowSep, 16th, 2007 @ 18:30:37

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A mysterious captain?Sep, 4th, 2007 @ 00:11:16
Dad?Sep, 1st, 2007 @ 00:13:50

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captain as in ....... umm......., look a three headed monkey (splash)Aug, 18th, 2007 @ 02:38:08
your mums name is wench and your dads was ............. Im gonna go with timAug, 18th, 2007 @ 02:39:50

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I got it, I nearly got it... wait, oh geez, I gave up!Aug, 13th, 2007 @ 16:01:15
Your name is Captain? So, could you untie me, Capt'n Captain?Aug, 13th, 2007 @ 16:01:15

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Captain bad grammer? I mean seriously...Aug, 4th, 2007 @ 17:44:43
Captain Kirk, of the USS enterprise! That is only logical.Aug, 4th, 2007 @ 17:44:43

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Haven't you given your parrot any treatment? HE HAS AN EYEPATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!Sep, 3rd, 2007 @ 11:29:55
Whats the point in giving you a three year deal with Lucasarts if we're all just gonna stand here for three years?Sep, 3rd, 2007 @ 11:29:55

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Captain Copyright Theft! I know I've seen you on a different Game!Jul, 7th, 2007 @ 14:22:46
Captain Nukem, Right? Nukem Forever!Jul, 7th, 2007 @ 14:31:44

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No! The dreaded Captain Squeaky?Jul, 6th, 2007 @ 20:10:30
It better not be Threepwood, dammit.Jul, 6th, 2007 @ 20:10:30

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Can I buy a vowel?Jun, 24th, 2007 @ 04:52:35
Picasso! Is that why this sword is dangerously close to my ear...?Jun, 24th, 2007 @ 04:52:35

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LeChuck! Oh, no, wait, he's better looking than you. Sorry...Jun, 18th, 2007 @ 00:44:21
Hang on, IS this your ship?Jun, 18th, 2007 @ 00:44:21

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Captain Jack Sparrow?Jun, 16th, 2007 @ 17:00:28

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Captain chessory mcboffit Jun, 15th, 2007 @ 13:40:46
notsoprettyJun, 15th, 2007 @ 13:40:46

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Captain McBignose of the clan BignoseJun, 11th, 2007 @ 18:51:14
Mrs Brinestoop!!??!Jun, 11th, 2007 @ 18:51:14

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Wonton, I just know it's Wonton!Jun, 10th, 2007 @ 01:44:51
Parsley, parsnip? Parley!?Jun, 10th, 2007 @ 01:44:51

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aaaJun, 13th, 2007 @ 15:34:03
derrerfrJun, 13th, 2007 @ 15:34:03

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You are a gentle, soft sweetheart, who only pretends to be a cruel pirate but as a matter of fact only searches his true love on the wide, wide sea. Yeah, pal. I know this feeling. May, 21st, 2007 @ 21:57:08
Yeah? And you stink.May, 21st, 2007 @ 21:53:01

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Jond. Bames Jond.May, 19th, 2007 @ 18:45:17
Captain Doofus. First name, Ima.May, 19th, 2007 @ 18:46:32

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Captain Bob The Mercyfull ?May, 14th, 2007 @ 12:00:15
Err, give us a clue. Is it something about your lovely eyes?May, 14th, 2007 @ 12:00:15

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Ivanna TinkleMay, 11th, 2007 @ 12:12:45

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Roger?, is that you?... say hello ROGER...May, 8th, 2007 @ 16:04:50

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shish kebab!May, 7th, 2007 @ 19:14:46
Captain...mmm...You make me want to puke!May, 7th, 2007 @ 19:14:46

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Uh...Cap'n Crunch?May, 3rd, 2007 @ 21:07:11
How about Captain Dunceleryeristicianoffonson?May, 3rd, 2007 @ 21:07:11

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Captain Alan, the inconspicuous terror of the seas?Apr, 27th, 2007 @ 19:48:42
Not . . . the man from Del Monte?!?Apr, 27th, 2007 @ 19:48:42

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...By the shape of that nose I would guess you're Pinnochio's grandfather..... Or: If my vocabulary was any good I would've come up with a smashing good name on you by nowApr, 16th, 2007 @ 16:44:47
I were about to guess Capt'n Rusty Sword, but in fear of getting executed instead of excused, I think I'll let my shoe speak for me.Apr, 16th, 2007 @ 16:43:15

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An alternate reality Darth Vader?, no, uhmm... a Le Chuck's poseur? ...another April's fools joke?Apr, 1st, 2007 @ 16:49:50
You're my OTHER "i-thought-you-were-dead-brother"?Apr, 1st, 2007 @ 16:54:59

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Captain Stickybeard?! aren't you supposed to be fighting the kids next doorApr, 8th, 2007 @ 21:39:01
James T.Kirk!!! wait a minute didn't you die in star trek generationsMar, 21st, 2007 @ 20:19:52

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Captain, eater-of-parrots-but-lets-threepwoods-go?Mar, 15th, 2007 @ 15:07:45
It's not Captain Rainbow T. Joyfulwinds?Mar, 15th, 2007 @ 15:09:04

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I. Needplass Ticksurgery?Mar, 6th, 2007 @ 22:18:17
Captain... Somebody help me escape this scarred freak!!!?Mar, 6th, 2007 @ 22:18:17

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Mmm....M....Maxine?Mar, 3rd, 2007 @ 17:57:10
Captain John Smith?Mar, 3rd, 2007 @ 17:57:10

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Oh my god - my face has just frozenMar, 1st, 2007 @ 20:35:40
...tell the parrot to stop staring at my neck wartsMar, 1st, 2007 @ 22:06:31

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eeerrrmm... Captain Loogie?Feb, 24th, 2007 @ 01:53:54
eerrmmm... Captain-Where-Can-I-Find-Jojo-The-Monkey-Tunes-Someone-Help-:-)Feb, 24th, 2007 @ 01:53:54

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eeerrmm.....i-live-on-the-streets?Feb, 21st, 2007 @ 14:14:25
eerrm...captain crappy-pirate-cos-i-cant-afford-new-clothes?Feb, 21st, 2007 @ 14:14:25

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Murray?Feb, 11th, 2007 @ 15:03:12

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Captain....Ummm....Errrr.....Nah, i give up Captain...Feb, 10th, 2007 @ 22:58:01
Captain jean luc picard of the USS Enterprise?Feb, 10th, 2007 @ 22:58:01

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hmm, maybe mr al-to-evil-looking-to-be-tru?Feb, 1st, 2007 @ 18:46:43
you should get some propper costume from the mangement, that one looks a lot like my moms nightdress...Feb, 1st, 2007 @ 18:46:43

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ThriftweedJan, 31st, 2007 @ 01:23:38
TennilleJan, 31st, 2007 @ 01:23:38

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You're that Jafar guy from Aladdin!Jan, 19th, 2007 @ 18:59:40
"I've got a little captain in me!" (might not get that one)Jan, 19th, 2007 @ 18:59:40

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captain zombie-lookingJan, 18th, 2007 @ 01:23:18
whats whit the ripped threads?Jan, 18th, 2007 @ 01:23:18

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THREE YEARS PEOPLE- THREE YEARS!!!Jan, 15th, 2007 @ 18:44:57
Captain Le-is-happy-to-wait-three-years-for-a-joke-from-a-prisonerJan, 15th, 2007 @ 18:51:43

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Are you my mother? I'm Bobbin!Jan, 9th, 2007 @ 23:04:39
Uh, Captain? Your beard's alight!Jan, 9th, 2007 @ 23:04:39

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captain havent-we-all-had-enough-of-this-friggen-comic?Jan, 1st, 2007 @ 12:15:38
captain.......Jan, 1st, 2007 @ 12:15:38

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Captain-I-Need-To-Get-A-New-Costume-Since-That-Run-In-With-JawsDec, 21st, 2006 @ 14:19:53
No, go on, you got me. Don't know.Dec, 21st, 2006 @ 14:19:53

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Captain.... Captain.... Oh, I've been thinking for THREE YEARS now, I give up.Dec, 19th, 2006 @ 19:30:44
Captain... three years older because i've spent so much time thinking?Dec, 19th, 2006 @ 19:30:44

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Guybrush Threepwood: Captain Bloodhook From The Family Tresure Game!Dec, 15th, 2006 @ 16:44:43
Captain Bloodhook:Aye! lad I came across a alternate ending and now im 70 years old and now the leader of the banished pirates! har har har! I will kill you now!Dec, 15th, 2006 @ 16:44:43

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Captain Shabbyhat?Dec, 10th, 2006 @ 02:08:07
Captain Letsbefriends?Dec, 10th, 2006 @ 02:08:07

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Captain I-don't-spend-my-booty-on-proper-clothing?Dec, 6th, 2006 @ 22:56:48
Captain Clerasil?Dec, 6th, 2006 @ 22:56:48

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Captain badbreathNov, 29th, 2006 @ 19:19:38
Captain *sniff sniff* what is that horible smell?Nov, 29th, 2006 @ 19:19:38

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e polycarp and coNov, 21st, 2006 @ 08:55:38

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Murray?!!?Nov, 17th, 2006 @ 13:04:14
Mr. Anderson... Welcome back.Nov, 20th, 2006 @ 20:00:14

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i hope your Captain pacifistNov, 15th, 2006 @ 05:31:59
Captain who i'm regreting interuptingNov, 15th, 2006 @ 05:31:59

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Guybrush: Captain Crunch? And his jolly crew of cerial killers?Nov, 13th, 2006 @ 17:46:38
Captain: Yar. We be plundering serial killers alright. Have you seen my Lucky Arms? (reffering to a pair of guns)Nov, 13th, 2006 @ 17:46:38

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THIS HAS BEEN RUNNING FOR THREE YEARS STRAIGHTOct, 14th, 2007 @ 07:17:54
LETS NOT BOTHER DOING THIS, WHO'S WITH MEOct, 14th, 2007 @ 07:17:54

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Ummm... Long John Overdue?Oct, 26th, 2006 @ 07:29:13
Umm... Captain Malodour Oral? Deathbreath?!Oct, 26th, 2006 @ 07:29:13

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Meathook, you've changedMay, 21st, 2006 @ 22:57:57
Are you my mommy?-Bobbin?May, 21st, 2006 @ 22:57:57

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It's Stan. After I ruined your boat business you have come back for revenge.May, 21st, 2006 @ 19:43:09
You must be the dreaded Captian ..........May, 21st, 2006 @ 19:43:09

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Your Guybrush Threepwood! No wait, thats me,May, 21st, 2006 @ 15:43:30

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... Captain Bignose?May, 21st, 2006 @ 00:48:10

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BobMay, 15th, 2006 @ 16:18:12
JimMay, 15th, 2006 @ 16:18:12

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Dominique... Is that you!May, 2nd, 2006 @ 18:00:36
MoiraeMay, 2nd, 2006 @ 18:00:36

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Hey wait... Marty! oh how you've grown, I thought you quit the pirate career for good?Apr, 27th, 2006 @ 05:58:20
This is the part where I hit you with a white glove...Apr, 30th, 2006 @ 21:34:36

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....Captain Tightpants?Apr, 21st, 2006 @ 23:52:18
....you're serving me for divorce.Apr, 21st, 2006 @ 23:52:18

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You're Captain El Peurro Diablo!!!!!Apr, 18th, 2006 @ 19:41:49
never thought you'd have no feathersApr, 18th, 2006 @ 19:41:49

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Captain Kate Capsize? Sheesh you could really do with a trip to the barbers!Apr, 16th, 2006 @ 12:13:06

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Captain Planet! And those numbskulls are your planeteers right? I used to watch you on tv when I was a kid!Apr, 10th, 2006 @ 22:47:33
Captain Corelli? Come on you know me, I bought your mandolin from ebay!Apr, 10th, 2006 @ 22:47:33

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Captain Cook, I'm sure it is!Apr, 1st, 2006 @ 10:01:41
No, what about... eehh.... I'm Shaking....Apr, 1st, 2006 @ 10:01:41

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Captain im so nice, i'll be your best friend?Mar, 29th, 2006 @ 05:22:52
Captain i grew orange and have lived in the garden and im way past experation dateMar, 29th, 2006 @ 05:22:52

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Lechuck's mom!Mar, 25th, 2006 @ 22:56:04
totally ignored the comment below.....sorryMar, 25th, 2006 @ 22:55:51

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Just so you know, the punchlines will no longer be updated. But if you want to waste your time here, be my guest.May, 6th, 2006 @ 15:30:51
That's all I have to say.May, 6th, 2006 @ 15:30:51

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With a face like that you must be name captain ugly right?Mar, 14th, 2006 @ 03:06:56
Well,I don't really care so I'll take the feathers and the tar... ops,wrong game.Mar, 14th, 2006 @ 03:06:56

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Before i guess can i ask WHY IN THE WORLD HAS THIS COMIC PUNCHLINE THING BEEN UP FOR 2 YEARS AND NO PUNTCHLINE HAS BEEN PICKED!?!?!Mar, 18th, 2006 @ 20:08:48
You sort of look like a Jerry but im going to go with Captain Leslie.Mar, 12th, 2006 @ 01:50:15

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Bob, right?Mar, 11th, 2006 @ 23:58:52
Um, how 'bout lowering those sharp pointy swords first?Mar, 12th, 2006 @ 01:29:48

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Le Charles? Le Chomp? Le Chuckles?...aaaanything starting with 'Le Ch'?Mar, 11th, 2006 @ 12:47:35
Captain 'Lets captives go'? Am I warm?Mar, 11th, 2006 @ 12:47:35

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Captain AHHHH athree headed monkeytMar, 9th, 2006 @ 03:28:36
Captain Curly hairMar, 9th, 2006 @ 03:26:37

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Davy Jones Locker?Mar, 1st, 2006 @ 18:18:40
Merry Roger?Mar, 1st, 2006 @ 18:18:40

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Crackers?Feb, 18th, 2006 @ 00:38:31
Leeeeeroy Jenkins!!!!Feb, 18th, 2006 @ 00:38:31

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Captain Birdseye?Feb, 17th, 2006 @ 18:14:28
Captain Shathat!Feb, 17th, 2006 @ 18:16:29

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Mr.EvilFeb, 17th, 2006 @ 03:29:09
LechunkiesFeb, 17th, 2006 @ 03:29:09

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Ricardo Luigi Casaba III?Feb, 13th, 2006 @ 03:39:04
RONNY?? what happened to you, man? you used to be coolFeb, 13th, 2006 @ 03:39:04

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Crackhead! Is that right Cracker (refers to the bird)?Feb, 10th, 2006 @ 10:49:43
Aaaaah, nvm cant seem to come up whit anything that suits you besides crackhead. Because of that cracked up hat of yours.... *smalows*Feb, 10th, 2006 @ 10:49:43

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I've concluded by the dead bird on your hat and your mean look on your face and I can think of only one option...... your LeChucks father.....or no..you dont have a beard.Feb, 5th, 2006 @ 11:05:47
I've concluded by the dead bird on your hat and your mean look on your face and I can think of only one option...... your LeChucks father.....ermmm...no offence.Feb, 5th, 2006 @ 11:05:47

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Captain ensign von loogie the 3rdJan, 28th, 2006 @ 19:56:09
Bobin threadbare and...uh...are you my mother? Jan, 28th, 2006 @ 19:56:09

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captain.....uh........LOOK BEHIND YOU A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!!!.....no?....well youve got to admit....it was a pretty good trick thoughMar, 2nd, 2006 @ 17:56:12
captain......hey, did you happen to lose a monocole?Mar, 2nd, 2006 @ 18:05:10

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Captain JESUS!Jan, 6th, 2006 @ 23:23:58
Captain João CruzJan, 6th, 2006 @ 23:16:59

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9hJan, 2nd, 2006 @ 13:28:49
ytdJan, 2nd, 2006 @ 13:28:49

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la n00bJan, 2nd, 2006 @ 03:54:51

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Is that you Largo? I feel inclined to tell you...Dec, 29th, 2005 @ 14:32:58
That you're looking younger by the minute, now just how DO you do that?Dec, 29th, 2005 @ 14:32:58

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kill himDec, 22nd, 2005 @ 22:12:34
fuck uDec, 22nd, 2005 @ 22:12:34

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Billy? No. Your turn, Crackers.Dec, 20th, 2005 @ 20:24:37
Nosehair Seepgood?Dec, 19th, 2005 @ 21:11:53

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Hi,guysDec, 16th, 2005 @ 19:15:46
sam,is that your really nameDec, 16th, 2005 @ 19:15:46

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The Crimson ChinDec, 13th, 2005 @ 13:13:35
Pinocchio's DadDec, 13th, 2005 @ 13:13:35

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Bobbin Threadbare?Dec, 12th, 2005 @ 22:58:55
Sam? No? Max, then.Dec, 12th, 2005 @ 22:58:55

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Manitro De AndredDec, 9th, 2005 @ 17:46:33
Calamas De AndredDec, 9th, 2005 @ 17:46:33

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... you're Ashton and I'm Punk'dNov, 30th, 2005 @ 01:51:37
... Captain X and I've officially been pimped.Nov, 30th, 2005 @ 01:51:56

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Err....Why the hell has your parrot got an eye-patch?Nov, 24th, 2005 @ 23:06:28
Captain America! Wow can I have your autograph?Nov, 24th, 2005 @ 23:08:03

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Captain Hooknose?Nov, 24th, 2005 @ 21:27:36
Captain Shortline?Nov, 24th, 2005 @ 21:27:36

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No, nothing comes to mindNov, 18th, 2005 @ 02:02:01
Captain Long-HyphenNov, 18th, 2005 @ 02:02:33

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I do not know so much about you, but I guess.......Captain Drinkgrog?Nov, 17th, 2005 @ 17:45:23
Oh! Can't we just be finshed with this punch?Nov, 17th, 2005 @ 17:45:23

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Captain rubber chicken with a pulley in the middleNov, 6th, 2005 @ 19:55:23
oh no! You' re Largo's father!Feb, 6th, 2006 @ 21:58:24

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Captain..Neil Armstrong, Stretch Armstrong, Stretch cunningham, Howard Cunningham, Potsie Webber !!!!Oct, 30th, 2005 @ 21:28:36
Captain.. scaramoosh scaramoosh will you do the fandango.. Oct, 30th, 2005 @ 21:28:36

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Captain; Captain CaptainOct, 30th, 2005 @ 15:39:12
BirdseyeOct, 30th, 2005 @ 15:39:12

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Bubbles?Oct, 26th, 2005 @ 17:18:40
Prettyboy Pete?Oct, 26th, 2005 @ 17:18:40

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Captain... Co-dumbus?Oct, 24th, 2005 @ 10:58:36
Won't take that? Ok, will you release me if I give you my -- oh wait, I don't have anything.Oct, 24th, 2005 @ 10:58:36

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Captain... huh... Finally tell me your name.Oct, 22nd, 2005 @ 18:30:40
Captain I-Take-The-Parrot-To-Make-A-Good-Christmas-Turkey- And-I-Will-Invite-The-Funny-Looking-Guy-To-Eat-Him-With-Me?Oct, 22nd, 2005 @ 18:31:11

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Captian "Frightens Small Children" No wait... Captain "Halitosis" Need I go on? I've got more.Oct, 21st, 2005 @ 16:41:47
I've concluded by your outgoing behavior and taste of fashion, or lack there of, I must assume your name can only be one thing and that is Captian "Kill the Bird First"Oct, 21st, 2005 @ 16:41:47

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Captain PatmagroinOct, 19th, 2005 @ 21:35:59
ivonnarollagayOct, 19th, 2005 @ 21:35:59

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Captain"I have no dentist"?Oct, 19th, 2005 @ 19:15:07
Osama bin laden?Oct, 19th, 2005 @ 19:15:07

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Captain "I ran away from zoo"?Oct, 19th, 2005 @ 19:10:16
Captain "I need a extreme makeover"?Oct, 19th, 2005 @ 19:10:16

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Mother, it's you!Oct, 18th, 2005 @ 18:26:56
Captain MyassisabigwhoopOct, 18th, 2005 @ 18:26:56

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Pencil dick ?Oct, 10th, 2005 @ 10:37:30
Queen Magrethe IVOct, 10th, 2005 @ 10:37:30

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just captinOct, 9th, 2005 @ 01:47:57
your name is captin see i was right i really am physic and that voodoo lady thinks im notOct, 9th, 2005 @ 01:47:57

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Captain... Ehmm... Longhair?Oct, 7th, 2005 @ 14:37:03
Oh allright, i cant guess it! But i challenge you to a hold-your-breath contest... Winner leaves this ship alive?Oct, 7th, 2005 @ 14:42:12

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Captain ''I searched for the treasure of Island of Death and all I got was this stupid wannabe pirate and a chatter box''Oct, 22nd, 2005 @ 17:52:57
I can't choose between Captain"I never had a bath" and Captain "I never brushed my teeth"Oct, 22nd, 2005 @ 18:15:41

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scuzzlebutt?Oct, 5th, 2005 @ 15:38:02
crackers?Oct, 5th, 2005 @ 15:38:02

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captain uggly rat hairOct, 4th, 2005 @ 14:05:19
yea the rats trhowup when they see yaOct, 4th, 2005 @ 14:05:19

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Captain"I can't look in the mirror cuz I'll break it"Oct, 4th, 2005 @ 01:05:16
Captain Mr.I think I look cool standing in the darkOct, 4th, 2005 @ 01:05:16

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Captain Dark-scary-creepy-guy?Oct, 3rd, 2005 @ 02:47:25
Captain Nazgul?Oct, 3rd, 2005 @ 02:47:25

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Wait your not a pirate Your WALLY !Jan, 18th, 2006 @ 16:13:57
Captain ...Just Captain ?Jan, 18th, 2006 @ 16:13:57

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naa, just tell me your nameSep, 23rd, 2005 @ 13:39:02
plunder bunny?Sep, 23rd, 2005 @ 13:40:15

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Captain LeChuck Mark II?Sep, 21st, 2005 @ 21:03:31
But you really smell like him...Sep, 21st, 2005 @ 21:03:31

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Captain This comic hasn't been updated for 1 year?Sep, 22nd, 2005 @ 04:41:43
on second thought you look like a generic nobody captain. I bet you couldn't make me walk the plank even if you had one!Sep, 22nd, 2005 @ 04:41:58

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Aaaa Cptn Blue Whale? Guess you're out of your waters.Sep, 17th, 2005 @ 21:21:39
I Remember you.You are my Grandmother Julia!Sep, 17th, 2005 @ 21:21:39

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Gran Capitán? el de los quesos?Sep, 17th, 2005 @ 15:13:12
Capitán Pescanova?Sep, 17th, 2005 @ 15:13:12

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Your name is... Captain Bananaface, Right?Sep, 12th, 2005 @ 14:13:38
If i guess right, you leave me to go. If i miss, you win this wonderfull parrot. ok?Sep, 12th, 2005 @ 14:12:31

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Captain Soprano scurge of the high C'sSep, 9th, 2005 @ 14:41:05
My arch nemesis Captain Porcelain Hand Jack!!!!Sep, 6th, 2005 @ 14:36:52

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Captain Can-Ye-Get-These-Swords-Out-Of-Me-Back?Sep, 4th, 2005 @ 02:08:50
err....uhm.....ahh.... *sigh* Ye Know I have excellent debating skills?Sep, 4th, 2005 @ 02:08:50

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captain hugh jass???Sep, 3rd, 2005 @ 21:51:47
captain, ermmm do you have any grog? im thirstySep, 3rd, 2005 @ 21:51:47

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Captain Ugly snottnosed Kleptomaniack?Sep, 1st, 2005 @ 12:06:12
Or mabey Captain Smartless?Sep, 1st, 2005 @ 12:06:12

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captain vink of the eternal, never-to-be-finished punchline comic?Aug, 30th, 2005 @ 19:08:49

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captain blue beard?,red beard?,green beard? am i close yet?Aug, 21st, 2005 @ 19:56:03
captain i need a new dental plan and something for this ghastly odour?Aug, 21st, 2005 @ 19:56:03

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Captain Whatship? Cuz I don't see one!Aug, 21st, 2005 @ 17:40:05
Oh! You're the guy on the cereal box! Such great childhood breakfast memories...Aug, 21st, 2005 @ 17:40:05

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booAug, 20th, 2005 @ 13:38:03
booAug, 20th, 2005 @ 13:38:03

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Le Chimp?Aug, 19th, 2005 @ 13:45:08
Mummy?Aug, 19th, 2005 @ 13:45:08

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captain LeChump?Aug, 18th, 2005 @ 19:30:36
captain I-kill-everyone-who-doesnt-join-my-crew?Nov, 10th, 2005 @ 21:49:20

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Captain Jack Sparrow?Nov, 16th, 2005 @ 15:43:00
Captain Otis?Nov, 16th, 2005 @ 15:43:00

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captain...hey can i phone a friend? maybe murry...or the flying welshman...yeah he was kool....i wonder what he's up to now.....(cue scene of flying welshman going round in circles due to broken compass)Aug, 17th, 2005 @ 20:41:40
captain mercyfull?....captain 2nd chance?....mr. "im going to let u live"???Aug, 17th, 2005 @ 20:41:40

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capt. captianOct, 21st, 2005 @ 13:42:19

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Oh nevermind...say can i call you Ishmail?Feb, 23rd, 2006 @ 06:48:59
Captain Planet....the power is yours!Sep, 6th, 2005 @ 22:11:08

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captain ghost stenchAug, 12th, 2005 @ 18:24:55
captain U.G. LyAug, 12th, 2005 @ 18:24:55

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Captain Thygh? No wait, that was a Sierra Game...Aug, 7th, 2005 @ 18:57:36
Shiske-Bob? Shiske-Joe? Shiske-Larry? Aug, 7th, 2005 @ 18:57:36

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captain B. OPROBLEMAug, 5th, 2005 @ 11:37:53
captain Threepwood slayer of Lechuck ,oh thats meAug, 5th, 2005 @ 11:37:53

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Captain Heyerdahl of the Kon Tiki expedition?Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 23:09:47
You're Captain Hungry-for-some-parrot?Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 23:09:47

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Captain Jack Sparrow?Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 19:53:25
Captain Barbossa? I thought Jack killed you...Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 19:53:25

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captain ben dover?Aug, 5th, 2005 @ 12:00:42
captian phill micrackin?Aug, 5th, 2005 @ 12:00:42

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hey wernt you part of my crew in monkey island 1?Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 11:35:51
yeah! you worked on the poop deck!!!Sep, 4th, 2005 @ 10:11:39

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Harry Potter?Aug, 2nd, 2005 @ 18:24:46
Herpes?Aug, 2nd, 2005 @ 18:24:46

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Captain........Hey look! a three headed monkey!Jul, 31st, 2005 @ 16:51:49
Bartimeus George Albert Jnr III?Jul, 31st, 2005 @ 16:51:49

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How appropriate you fight like a cow! o wait wrong bitJul, 21st, 2005 @ 19:01:07
Captin big.....scary...head man.Jul, 21st, 2005 @ 19:01:07

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...Captain Insert-Descriptive-Piratey-Nickname-Here?Jul, 19th, 2005 @ 19:02:22
...actually, I'm not sure, but are you related to a figurehead I once met?Jul, 19th, 2005 @ 19:02:22

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Uh, Captain Let-me-go-and-I-won't-hurt-you?Jul, 13th, 2005 @ 13:45:42
Uh, wait, tell me. Are you a man or a woman?Jul, 15th, 2005 @ 13:54:19

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Homer SexualJul, 31st, 2005 @ 01:25:56
Seymour ButtzJul, 31st, 2005 @ 01:25:56

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Captain Stupid! Or is it Captain Ugly? Hmmmm...Jul, 8th, 2005 @ 08:52:18
Captain Le.... Chump!Jul, 8th, 2005 @ 08:52:18

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How about "captain this punchline has been going for just under 2 years! Get it over with already!!!!!"Nov, 22nd, 2005 @ 22:41:37
Captain Bignose!Nov, 22nd, 2005 @ 22:41:37

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OOOH! I know! Captain Pugwash! Oh, and i think I broke your rubber ring when I was trapped by Lechuck in monkey island 3...sorry....Jun, 29th, 2005 @ 10:08:03
...Captain Nobeard?Jun, 29th, 2005 @ 10:08:03

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Hey, now I know ! You're captain LeCh..., captain LeCh..., no I don't get it.Jun, 26th, 2005 @ 03:02:58
All right, you're not a captain, you're just a... Hey! Uncle Freddy !(or any other name) Don't you recognize me ? It's me, Guybrush !Sep, 9th, 2005 @ 10:47:45

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You must be Nosehair! Or Peepwood? or.. no? Gee, where ARE those fearsome pirates I'm usually confused with?!Jun, 25th, 2005 @ 20:29:48
I bet your grandma calls you her little lovely skirted sugar pumpkin, am I right? How sweet.Jun, 25th, 2005 @ 20:18:48

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Uh, don't rush me. I'm thinking. Uh, uh, are you that guy..? Wait, nah, can't be. Your nose is too big. uh, um., uh, uhm...Jun, 25th, 2005 @ 08:19:21
Captain I-am-not-nice-to-parrots-but-I-am-nice-to-pirate-wannabes ?Jun, 25th, 2005 @ 08:19:21

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John Smith? Well thats the closest i was gonna getJun, 23rd, 2005 @ 20:25:50
Never Mind, I'm not good as guessing anywayJun, 23rd, 2005 @ 20:25:50

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I don't know I'm not a Voodoo Lady (I'm Lewis162)Jun, 18th, 2005 @ 11:58:50
I don't know. What about you Crackers? Crackers: Who the hec do you think I am?! A Voodoo Lady or something! (I'm Lewis162)Jun, 18th, 2005 @ 11:58:50

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Evil BettyJun, 17th, 2005 @ 21:35:52
*cough* oliver clothes off *cough* ben dover *cough* droop peakockDec, 10th, 2005 @ 21:49:58

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Kirk? dude your in the wrong franchaiseJun, 17th, 2005 @ 14:01:45
Corelli! were's your mandolin?Jun, 17th, 2005 @ 14:01:25

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Captain Birdseye!!Jun, 15th, 2005 @ 20:10:07
Sir Captain reginald manderson heavywieght beard champion 1996 PHDJun, 15th, 2005 @ 20:10:07

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Split Pea with Ham?Sep, 7th, 2005 @ 14:36:53

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Captain breathbadJun, 15th, 2005 @ 12:48:52
captain not-taken-a-shower-in-7-weeks?Jun, 15th, 2005 @ 12:48:52

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Dart Vader!!!! (cough) (cough)...erhm,sorryJun, 15th, 2005 @ 10:09:44
Captain formerly known as prince?Aug, 25th, 2005 @ 20:55:55

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Captain Arghhh Schizofrenic???Jun, 14th, 2005 @ 18:16:22
O NO I remember you: LE SCHMUCK! or was it Le Duck? maybe Leuf Uck? hmmm... all those adventures have confused meJun, 14th, 2005 @ 18:16:57

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Crunch!? Duuuuude... I used to eat yer cereal when i sailed to Monkey Island!!!Jun, 9th, 2005 @ 13:29:24
Grievious?? Lucasarts gave up on giving villians cool names they have to give names that means bad.Jun, 9th, 2005 @ 13:29:24

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Flint Longsword?Jun, 3rd, 2005 @ 18:32:46
Lindy Mangrave?Jun, 3rd, 2005 @ 18:32:46

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Dude! Aren't you Captain LeChit Breth, the worlds nastiest breath smelling captain of the Carribean?May, 27th, 2005 @ 07:12:41
Captain Sparrow! Jack Sparrow right? From Pirates of the Carribean! What the heck are you doing here anyway? May, 27th, 2005 @ 07:11:06

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Captain Who needs a Tic-tac Of couse because your breath stinksMay, 24th, 2005 @ 14:52:13
A mysterious Captain! Aah, that sounds scary!!! but you are still not getting any money. May, 24th, 2005 @ 14:53:18

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You know, you bear a striking resemblence to.....Jabba the Hut. Actually, I think Jabba is slightly better looking than you!May, 24th, 2005 @ 08:27:14
I-fell-off-the-ugly-tree-and-hit-every-branch-on-the-way-down?May, 24th, 2005 @ 08:27:14

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You're LeChuck's grandmother, right?May, 23rd, 2005 @ 06:40:24
Captain Almighty Shut-Yer-YapMay, 23rd, 2005 @ 19:13:08

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Oh, I'm sorry but you really need a tic tac!May, 20th, 2005 @ 16:57:00
Oh I know... oh it just went straight out of my headMay, 20th, 2005 @ 16:57:00

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hey!!! how can i think while i am bein threatenedMay, 17th, 2005 @ 13:28:54
...em...em...well...um....cheese?...no no wait....captain thrrepwood....dady i missed u soo much!!!May, 17th, 2005 @ 13:28:54

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SnugglecakesMay, 15th, 2005 @ 19:59:25
Root Beer-dMay, 15th, 2005 @ 19:59:25

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Stinkingface.May, 15th, 2005 @ 07:42:20
Repugnantguy.May, 15th, 2005 @ 07:42:20

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Captain lucas artsMay, 1st, 2005 @ 18:39:11
and your here to stop me returning to entertain the kiddiesMay, 1st, 2005 @ 18:39:11

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Captain of the Guybrush Threepwood fan club?Apr, 29th, 2005 @ 00:36:07
captain regular, right? the guy from the metamucil adds?Apr, 29th, 2005 @ 00:36:07

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Captin three headed monkeyApr, 28th, 2005 @ 16:51:21
Look! a three headed monkey!Apr, 28th, 2005 @ 16:51:21

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Brownbeard? Graybeard? .....Burnt Sienna Beard?Apr, 25th, 2005 @ 21:18:37
Captain Rapierchin?Apr, 25th, 2005 @ 21:18:37

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Hmmmmm... No, I can't think a good name for you right now...Apr, 24th, 2005 @ 15:24:27
Captain Make-Our-Guests-Feel-Uncomfortable?Apr, 24th, 2005 @ 15:24:27

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Beef Willington!Apr, 22nd, 2005 @ 23:34:53
... How Am I supposed to think with all of these torches and swords surrounding me? geez!Apr, 21st, 2005 @ 21:59:05

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Captain Big-Old-Bed-Wetting-Doody-HeadApr, 17th, 2005 @ 23:55:33

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Captain Rotten ToothApr, 15th, 2005 @ 11:29:44
Captain Take A BathApr, 15th, 2005 @ 11:29:44

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oh wait lemme squeeze this one outApr, 21st, 2005 @ 16:51:57
captain LeCreepApr, 21st, 2005 @ 16:51:57

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UpChuck?Apr, 8th, 2005 @ 14:16:17
Hoo..........no wait, isnt that copyright infringement of something?Apr, 8th, 2005 @ 14:16:17

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It's Jack, right? But why are you here? Aren't you supposed to be at home with mom for her anniversary? Apr, 5th, 2005 @ 11:41:31

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Garl Sansburg the biggest and baddest pirate of the seven seas, so am i just gonna die here or do i get to get on the boat and make a very dramatic escape.Apr, 5th, 2005 @ 11:26:40
Carl Sansburg, right? And you are my father, right?Apr, 5th, 2005 @ 11:28:57

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captain Mansponge GrosstreeApr, 3rd, 2005 @ 12:58:53
captain LePooApr, 3rd, 2005 @ 12:58:53

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errrrrrr.... Actually I have not idea. I just wanted you to stop speaking since your breath is horrible. Ha..ha... oh I am screwed.Apr, 3rd, 2005 @ 01:11:42
Hey look! The chimp talked!Apr, 3rd, 2005 @ 01:11:42

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Captain Saunders....Oh wait that's meant to be colonel but i'm sure I could smell chicken!Mar, 28th, 2005 @ 20:06:57
ummmmmmm when I forget my name I always check in my pants.........No chance of that happening ay? Mar, 28th, 2005 @ 20:06:57

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Captain... Oh, great, others already used this joke, so I can't use that great punchline, that's sure to win.... Mar, 29th, 2005 @ 01:33:35
Captain LeCh... wait... uuuum... I just know it has to be a joke about LeChuck...Mar, 29th, 2005 @ 01:29:00

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Mr-Pirate-Guy-Who-Has-a-Henchman-With-A-Torch-And-Sword- And-Is-Sticking-It-In-My-Ear- So-For-All-That-Is-Good-And-Holy-Make-Him-Stop?Mar, 24th, 2005 @ 01:20:48
Grandpa Horatio Torquemada Marley?Aren't You Dead?OR AT LEAST A HERMIT WHO CALLS ME SPLINKY?OR PANTS BOY!Mar, 24th, 2005 @ 01:22:03

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Your name is Captain Crunch and your here to steal my cereal...?Mar, 23rd, 2005 @ 00:03:05
Don't tell me...Don't tell me.....I know this DON'T TELL ME!!!Mar, 23rd, 2005 @ 00:03:05

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erm.....you look like a Sandra to me! hoo boy am I gonna pay for that!Apr, 17th, 2005 @ 18:32:34
Timmy....man you've sprouted, listen I'm really sorry about the lemonade!Mar, 10th, 2005 @ 15:32:42

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it's Leadbottom, isn't it?Mar, 9th, 2005 @ 02:05:57
Joe Black?Mar, 9th, 2005 @ 02:05:57

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...Captain Melvin?Mar, 7th, 2005 @ 19:33:46
...Captain Morgan?Mar, 7th, 2005 @ 19:33:46

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Squinky?Mar, 7th, 2005 @ 12:40:07
Gorbush Threekweed?Mar, 7th, 2005 @ 12:40:07

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Captain Dude-who-needs-a-plastic-surgeon-brochure?Mar, 4th, 2005 @ 07:54:43
Captain Wheely-poo?Mar, 4th, 2005 @ 07:54:43

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Capn' Sticky Beard and his foul crew of candymen!Sep, 10th, 2007 @ 11:05:42
Captain LeChump??Sep, 10th, 2007 @ 11:04:42

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well well. if it is`t the captain LeChrimp?Feb, 28th, 2005 @ 04:40:47
are you the Famous seachrimp? i`ll be going now...Feb, 28th, 2005 @ 04:40:47

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Err... Um... Uh...Feb, 25th, 2005 @ 19:33:34
Nope, I've got nothing!Feb, 25th, 2005 @ 19:33:34

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Otis!!!! Got any Flowers???Feb, 23rd, 2005 @ 11:47:39
LeChucks Brother??? Captain Dead??Feb, 23rd, 2005 @ 11:47:39

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captain pooFeb, 18th, 2005 @ 10:23:17
because your big fat ugly and stupidFeb, 18th, 2005 @ 10:23:17

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eewwhhFeb, 17th, 2005 @ 10:38:46
yakkFeb, 17th, 2005 @ 10:38:46

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OTIS???Feb, 20th, 2005 @ 16:41:53
MAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?Feb, 20th, 2005 @ 16:41:53

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"Wally!"......... You finally grew that beard!Feb, 12th, 2005 @ 13:09:04
"You've lost your monocle again?"Feb, 12th, 2005 @ 13:09:04

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CAPTAIN GLADYS PUGH? GLADYS PUGH THE RADIO MAPLIN ANNOUNCER? HI-DE-HI!Feb, 3rd, 2005 @ 13:01:03
OR PEGGY OLLERENSHAW THE POTTY CHALET MAID?Feb, 3rd, 2005 @ 13:01:03

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Captain Cook!Feb, 1st, 2005 @ 00:56:24
I mean, you're obviously a man of great tastes!Feb, 1st, 2005 @ 00:56:24

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Murray??? You finally got your body back! Man, I preferred you as a skull...Jan, 30th, 2005 @ 10:51:06

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Captain I-kill-the-parrot-and-let-the-human-alive!Feb, 17th, 2005 @ 21:00:32
Captain LeChimp!Jan, 27th, 2005 @ 13:28:21

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Captain Morgan?Jan, 27th, 2005 @ 01:07:05
Captain Antagonist?Jan, 27th, 2005 @ 01:07:05

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kurtJan, 23rd, 2005 @ 20:25:45
after the great grunge guy? your clothes make you look like an grunger..yeeeeJan, 23rd, 2005 @ 20:25:45

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Um... Oogie Boogie Man?Jan, 21st, 2005 @ 10:43:38
Captain my-hair-is-too-dyed-to-fix-and-to-dirty-so-no-girl-will-ever- come-near-me-and-therefore-I-am-a-very-lonley-man?Jan, 21st, 2005 @ 10:43:38

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Captain-kill-Crakers-and-not-meJan, 20th, 2005 @ 18:01:24
birds-eye, no err cook, no err, hold on, no give me a clue,Jan, 20th, 2005 @ 18:01:24

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wait youre a captain i tought you were some ugly woman......my bad...hehehe you know with that dress and all sorry mr.Feb, 14th, 2005 @ 00:42:40
mr. im an ugly pirate who kills people because im a big meanyMar, 24th, 2005 @ 23:38:09

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LeChimp??? man, did you get a speicies-change operation?Jan, 15th, 2005 @ 18:18:37
dinghy dog?Jan, 15th, 2005 @ 18:18:37

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Raymon everyone loves himJan, 12th, 2005 @ 02:32:21

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I know, you're the Voodoo Lady! I can't tell you your name cuz it's a secret. No one must know it, not even you! Mwahahahahaha!Jan, 29th, 2005 @ 19:04:36
Captain...captain...uh...gimme a sec....Can I call you Bob, no no, Steve! That's it...don't you work with a Blue dog or something?Apr, 2nd, 2005 @ 14:58:21

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Captain-that-will-spare-the-pirate-and- take-the-parrot-instead?Jan, 10th, 2005 @ 18:11:43
Captain....eh....captain......you ARE the captain, right?Jan, 12th, 2005 @ 18:57:47

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You're the Captain Guybrush Treepwood, the only one who suceed to kill the famous pirate Lechuck...I know that !Jan, 10th, 2005 @ 17:42:32
Your name is Captain Long Nose...or Captain Torch...Captain...errr...I don't know, could I have a clue ?Jan, 10th, 2005 @ 17:42:32

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Lucy, isn't it? Nice skirt by the way!Jan, 10th, 2005 @ 14:45:37

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Captain LeChuck, its so obvious I mean you've had so many other disguises it only seems normal. Like Fester Shinetop, that Australian guy and even my little brother Chuckie.Dec, 31st, 2004 @ 23:15:05
Just plain, ordaniry, no frills, "Captain" right?Dec, 31st, 2004 @ 23:15:12

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Actually, you can just go ahead and tell me.Dec, 30th, 2004 @ 16:29:12

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Can you just get on with it and kill me pleaseDec, 30th, 2004 @ 14:21:11
I know what you're gonna say Cpt. yahdeeyahdeeyahda and then tell me about how fearsome you are. Quite frankly I have heard it all before so just say your name and get on with the assination.Dec, 30th, 2004 @ 14:21:11

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Captain Mad Eye Moody?...Oh, forget itDec, 30th, 2004 @ 12:22:07

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Captain Paxo?Jul, 22nd, 2005 @ 15:52:04
Actually, Jul, 22nd, 2005 @ 15:53:40

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Captain Cracker? You know what? I can give you a matching parrot, how about that. Let`s say I get, oh I don`t know...My freedom for it?Jan, 11th, 2005 @ 07:35:56
Neh, it just would ruin the great relationsship we have built up these past seconds nowDec, 29th, 2004 @ 08:15:27

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Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the pirates of the North commander of the Monkey Legions, loyal servant to the true dark under lord LeChuck, son to a murdered Australian land developer, husband to a hideous zombie, and wants revenge for their deathDec, 26th, 2004 @ 20:16:33
El Pollo Diablo, you released my monkeys, now you have taken on human form and have come back for meDec, 27th, 2004 @ 10:59:34

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Loogie?Dec, 24th, 2004 @ 22:08:57
Lechu....oh no waitDec, 24th, 2004 @ 22:08:57

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Smellybag? Well, it seems so... Gee, how could these sailors sail with you?Dec, 16th, 2004 @ 08:03:07
YOU are Guybrush Threepwood, and YOU defeated LeChuck.... Yeah, sure. (Why is everybody stealing my name?)Dec, 16th, 2004 @ 08:03:07

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captin poop deck? wow ur fatter in personDec, 16th, 2004 @ 00:15:16
watch it sonnyDec, 16th, 2004 @ 00:15:16

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Actually, I don't know. I'm just killing time...Dec, 14th, 2004 @ 18:13:50
Wow, I thought I was about to say something smart. Next time, maybe.Dec, 14th, 2004 @ 18:11:57

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You're one of the cannibals! Bananahead! I always wondered how that really weird shaped fruit fitted on your head, but now I know that it was perfect for you!Dec, 11th, 2004 @ 14:04:17
Calavera! You're the guy I asked about Grim Fandango! You've grown skin! Ew!Dec, 11th, 2004 @ 14:05:04

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threepwood ... oh ... wait .... nevermindDec, 2nd, 2004 @ 17:59:12
captain constipateDec, 2nd, 2004 @ 17:59:12

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You're name's Bobbin, right? Sorry, but I'm not your mother.Feb, 2nd, 2005 @ 16:18:37
You ended up on that Island of Death too, huh? How did you manage to find a ship?Nov, 30th, 2004 @ 08:28:40

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Guybrush Threepwood... no wait... hang on thats MY NAME. HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY NAME YOU CAD!Nov, 29th, 2004 @ 20:05:32
you think this parrot is a gentlemen... then you sir are Captain DolittleNov, 29th, 2004 @ 20:05:32

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Your the real captain loogie come to teach a lesson about identity fraud?Nov, 29th, 2004 @ 17:25:59
Manny Calavera and your back to right the wrongs in the land of the living?Nov, 29th, 2004 @ 17:25:59

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Cracker Barrel! You're Crackers' old master!Nov, 29th, 2004 @ 15:59:48
Um....uh....I know I know it's......erm....argh......it's on the tip of my touge....it's...it's...it's...ARRRRGH....nevermind, I give up.Nov, 29th, 2004 @ 15:50:03

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The lost Welshman!!?? You finally stopping ferrying right?Nov, 27th, 2004 @ 19:35:12
Kenny!!!!!????? Boy, you grew so quickly, I thought you were rich! Nov, 27th, 2004 @ 19:35:12

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Bloodgut.Nov, 27th, 2004 @ 15:59:54
Too much Grog.Nov, 27th, 2004 @ 15:59:54

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Murray!! I-I a-assure you I'll take back yo-our arm...Nov, 25th, 2004 @ 16:05:28
Stan??? Now you work on this???Nov, 25th, 2004 @ 16:05:28

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Captain LeChuck II?Nov, 21st, 2004 @ 15:44:56
If I guess correctly, will you let me go?Nov, 21st, 2004 @ 15:44:56

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captain cuddles. no? its very youDec, 10th, 2004 @ 17:05:30

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Captain Bloodthirsty or Toothrot or some other cliché nonsense like that? Er... you're going to hurt me for that, aren't you?Mar, 27th, 2007 @ 01:08:51
Captain... hold on, what? Gentlemen? He's a parrot!Mar, 27th, 2007 @ 01:10:57

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Aren't you Captain Marley? You DID survive!!Nov, 15th, 2004 @ 23:15:21
Look! Everyone! A three headed monkey!Nov, 15th, 2004 @ 23:15:21

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.....Hey,Wasn't you in the Pittsburgh team that won the world series?Nov, 28th, 2004 @ 18:35:36

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Captain Hook? Im Peter and thats Wendy, now can we go?Nov, 13th, 2004 @ 22:19:36
arent you that Captain Dread who sailed me to Phatt Island in MI2™ ? no ?Nov, 13th, 2004 @ 22:21:19

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Its On The Tip Of My Tounge....Cpt Er....Nope Lost It!Nov, 13th, 2004 @ 15:23:59
Your The Mysterious Captain of the adventures of Crackers Part 7 "A Mysterious Captain"Nov, 13th, 2004 @ 15:23:59

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Guybrush Threepwood...Wait that's me, I'm the captain!Nov, 13th, 2004 @ 01:54:38
Captain Release-These-Men.Nov, 13th, 2004 @ 01:54:38

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Captain Paine... Lotzof Paine!Nov, 11th, 2004 @ 07:37:18
Captain Feel... Feel Colics!Nov, 11th, 2004 @ 07:37:18

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You wouldn't happen to be that nice captain i heard about, that usually has dinner with his prisoners then let's them go?Nov, 7th, 2004 @ 20:08:01
Will Turner? but you were a blacksmith, no?Nov, 7th, 2004 @ 20:08:01

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Pubic O'HaraNov, 7th, 2004 @ 14:47:45

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... Captain Smellalot? Well, that wouldn't surprise me.Mar, 6th, 2005 @ 17:43:57
...Captain Pinkbeard? At last you shaved it off!Nov, 4th, 2004 @ 06:08:12

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Captain Phlegmaster?Oct, 31st, 2004 @ 18:02:51
The Great Captain Goatbeard?Oct, 31st, 2004 @ 18:02:51

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Hey I know you! Your Captain Tightpants McFarley! The first pirate slash doctor to introduce liposuction to Booty Island! Boy you must be a big hit with the ladies ey...hehehe (wink)Oct, 30th, 2004 @ 23:34:56
Wait don't tell me...your middle name's Luck...and your first name's Bad...Dec, 26th, 2004 @ 23:42:04

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I know! You're Grand Admiral Tarkin, of the Gubernatorial Fleet!Oct, 29th, 2004 @ 23:08:37
This is the part where you steal my treasure map, isn't it?Oct, 29th, 2004 @ 23:08:37

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Jack Sparow... ohh wait wrong scripedOct, 27th, 2004 @ 03:57:34
LaChinOct, 27th, 2004 @ 03:41:00

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Mr Fossey? Is that you?Oct, 26th, 2004 @ 13:40:45
Uncle Griswald! Its me, Hamilton!Oct, 28th, 2004 @ 13:01:13

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captain crusoe, the elgid pirate who didnt wash for years on a pirate island, or was that my uncle bob, i wonder.Oct, 25th, 2004 @ 06:32:59
captain...ur..wait its there...captain..hmmmm...what do you think crackers...polly wanna a cracker..thats it pollywannacracker, are you chinese?Oct, 25th, 2004 @ 06:32:03

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Captain... ummmmmmmmm.....tell meOct, 22nd, 2004 @ 13:25:45
Ham'n'eggs?Oct, 22nd, 2004 @ 13:25:45

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Captain crackers you know after your parrot you know thats funny he he why are you not laughing.Oct, 20th, 2004 @ 13:53:34
no i don't knowOct, 20th, 2004 @ 13:53:34

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Winnie the pooh?Nov, 4th, 2004 @ 15:41:07
C-C-C-Captain V-V-V-Veryscary?Nov, 4th, 2004 @ 15:41:07

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Captain dread?.... Oh, you're just dirtyOct, 21st, 2004 @ 15:13:25
captain....wait, are you trying to do that thing where your hair eventually starts to clean itself...Trust me, doesn't work.Oct, 17th, 2004 @ 10:10:58

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Dominique! But you were a barber, weren't you?Oct, 15th, 2004 @ 13:52:42
Are you a clown of the circus of Melee? OH, I LOVE CIRCUS!Oct, 15th, 2004 @ 13:52:42

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Cap'n Low Fat High Fiber. Urgin' too be the prettiest cap'n in the caribbean!Oct, 13th, 2004 @ 08:20:09
Cap'n Bootsmell - Got no booty but smelly boots!Oct, 13th, 2004 @ 08:20:09

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Cap'n Really-a-nice-guy-who-won't-kill-or-physically- torture-in-any-way-pretty-please-with-sugar-on-top!Oct, 12th, 2004 @ 12:35:40
Loreal. Because you not actually worth it, but I'll be niceOct, 12th, 2004 @ 12:41:44

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Cpt. Unusually large earings?Oct, 9th, 2004 @ 18:11:35
Cpt. Couldn't-Get-A-Girl-Even-If-He- Was-The-Last-Guy-Alive?Oct, 9th, 2004 @ 18:11:35

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...do you happen to have a barber named Dominique?Sep, 28th, 2004 @ 11:19:36
Nice ship, err, cool riggings... Cap'n 'Brave and would be interested in hiring a decent pirate who can hold his breath for 10 minutes'Sep, 28th, 2004 @ 11:19:36

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You're one of thoes friendly pirates who drink tea and have friendly conversations.Sep, 30th, 2004 @ 12:03:15
Your'e Captain Gullable, Oh by the way did you buy your ship off Stan?Sep, 30th, 2004 @ 12:03:15

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"Blackbead" only with out the "beard"Sep, 27th, 2004 @ 03:03:52
something or another" who inteneds to destroy / rule the carrabian or find treasure of great impotance and doesnt wnat to kill me...hint...Sep, 27th, 2004 @ 03:03:52

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Monique ?Sep, 24th, 2004 @ 17:32:19
on second though... I'm sure nothing I can think of is half as funny as your real name.Sep, 24th, 2004 @ 17:33:50

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Oh my god your.... My creepy brother Chuckie!!Sep, 23rd, 2004 @ 02:32:58
Mama.... or is it you Papa?!!Oct, 2nd, 2004 @ 00:38:26

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Nancy?Sep, 21st, 2004 @ 15:18:25
LeNancy?Sep, 21st, 2004 @ 15:18:25

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Captain Noshower?Sep, 14th, 2004 @ 04:55:48
Captain Notreasures? I mean, look at your clothes...Sep, 14th, 2004 @ 04:55:48

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No wait, .............. Sorry i've lost and it was so funny to.Sep, 13th, 2004 @ 10:05:15
HOOK,.... but without the hook and the wee guy called smee.LOOK BEHIND YOU A CROCODILE THAT CAN TELL TIME OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!! Sep, 13th, 2004 @ 10:05:15

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Is it one of those names with the silent x in it?May, 25th, 2005 @ 16:28:49
Grandma?Sep, 16th, 2004 @ 18:01:26

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Christopher Walken? Does it need more cowbell?Sep, 10th, 2004 @ 23:22:20
Were you the one who stole my change?Sep, 10th, 2004 @ 23:26:52

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Capn'n Crunch Berries!!! You know, your cereal saved my life back in Monkey Island 1...Sep, 10th, 2004 @ 14:53:06
Morpheus, and now you're gonna make me choose between the red and the blue pill?Sep, 10th, 2004 @ 14:53:06

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Long John Silver?Sep, 10th, 2004 @ 19:59:09
Art Lucas?Sep, 10th, 2004 @ 19:59:09

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Bugs Bunny?Sep, 8th, 2004 @ 12:36:34
Donald Duck?Sep, 8th, 2004 @ 12:36:34

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Captain Mighty Pirate Pineapple ?Sep, 7th, 2004 @ 09:23:17
Captain Senior Citizen man?Sep, 7th, 2004 @ 09:23:17

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Captain "too unmarketable to get into any real monkey island story"Sep, 6th, 2004 @ 20:21:23
Captain "cant grow a real piratey beard", unlike my fine, designer, masculine love fluffSep, 6th, 2004 @ 20:21:23

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if i say somehing nice, will you let me go?Sep, 16th, 2004 @ 13:09:25
bond, james bondSep, 5th, 2004 @ 17:56:14

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are we going to die?Nov, 5th, 2005 @ 05:43:20
Smiley...? I choose not to name youNov, 5th, 2005 @ 05:38:53

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neverseenamirrorSep, 3rd, 2004 @ 07:13:39
my-mother's-a-grog-bottleSep, 3rd, 2004 @ 07:13:39

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it's it's runaway from dangermanSep, 2nd, 2004 @ 09:45:44
your that guy from the shampoo commercialSep, 2nd, 2004 @ 09:45:44

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Uh... can I buy a vowel?Aug, 31st, 2004 @ 22:41:08
Aren't you the great-great-great ancestor of H.T. Marley?Aug, 31st, 2004 @ 22:41:08

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you are that lousy pirate wannabe - Guybrush Th... wait a moment... i think i've mistaken you for someone else...Aug, 30th, 2004 @ 20:39:04
you're Bobbin and you think that I'm your mother?Aug, 30th, 2004 @ 20:37:43

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Captin Shadow? of the Demonic Sea Cow?Aug, 29th, 2004 @ 11:15:20
i Know Captin Captin Face?Aug, 29th, 2004 @ 11:15:20

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Hm... Can I phone a friend?Aug, 28th, 2004 @ 16:49:23
Elaine... is that you?Aug, 28th, 2004 @ 16:49:23

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Captain Threepwood ! Dad, is that you ?Aug, 25th, 2004 @ 20:38:44
Your name is Captain eh, I've seen worst... Aug, 25th, 2004 @ 20:38:44

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Dad?!Jun, 2nd, 2005 @ 08:14:05
It can't be! You're cpt. LeChimp! Ha! I recognized you from the very first time I saw your baboon crew!Oct, 12th, 2004 @ 06:48:01

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You're captain Jonathan Q. Walrustitty, former hamster-breeder and politician.Aug, 24th, 2004 @ 13:14:48
Aren't you Davy Jones, author of "Me and my locker: an autobiography"?Sep, 14th, 2004 @ 16:10:54

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Captain America! *cheesy music blares in the background*Aug, 20th, 2004 @ 13:36:27
No? Well, can I call you Bob? XDAug, 20th, 2004 @ 13:36:27

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I know Gorgon Zola CheeseAug, 20th, 2004 @ 09:45:25
Captain Monkey ArseAug, 20th, 2004 @ 09:45:25

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Captain James T. Körk from the Enterprise and you are here to rescue us!Aug, 20th, 2004 @ 16:44:49
Captain Paco the cruelly and uncombedAug, 20th, 2004 @ 16:34:22

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Captain Nice?Feb, 13th, 2005 @ 02:09:35
Captain Parrot-Lover?Feb, 13th, 2005 @ 02:09:35

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Captain Incredible and you can fly.Dec, 4th, 2004 @ 17:22:13
Captain Turtle head and you are as fast as night.Dec, 4th, 2004 @ 17:24:20

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On second thought, if it isn't Mr. Lucas I don't careAug, 7th, 2004 @ 14:50:06
Luke Skywalker and you're here to rescue me.Aug, 7th, 2004 @ 14:50:06

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You're a mysterious captain (like it says above) *looks up*Aug, 5th, 2004 @ 06:12:59
You're my father aren't you???Aug, 5th, 2004 @ 06:12:12

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Captain Hook?Jul, 31st, 2004 @ 22:56:17
Barbossa? That's it, Barbossa!Jul, 31st, 2004 @ 22:56:17

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does it rime with.... orange?Oct, 16th, 2004 @ 15:16:57
but before i geuss i have to ask one question... is this going to be scary? Because I warn you, I'm easily startled and will scream like a baby.Oct, 16th, 2004 @ 15:15:10

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legrandeJul, 19th, 2004 @ 03:02:49
yeh, that's it.Jul, 19th, 2004 @ 03:02:49

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This punchline is really old.Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 19:27:23
You're probably LeChuck's fathers sisters nephew, LeChuck.Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 19:27:23

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I've got the feeling that it has something to do with Le. Can I call a friend?Jul, 17th, 2004 @ 14:49:52
I guess... Captain I-Like-People-Named-Guybrush-Threepwood-And- Will-Let-Them-Go. Jul, 17th, 2004 @ 14:49:52

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You're Captain Frank-N-Furter! Yeah I get that a lot, people say I'm a Rocky Horror look-a-like...Jul, 16th, 2004 @ 16:35:51
Captain o' Luuurve? *Giggle!*Jul, 16th, 2004 @ 16:37:05

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Nice ship but where's the bottle?Apr, 28th, 2007 @ 12:13:53
Fancypants no wait judging by the smell more like Captain Rancid Pants!!!Apr, 28th, 2007 @ 12:13:53

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Who care's what your name is. This parrot belongs in a Museum!Jul, 14th, 2004 @ 07:35:58
Stan your taking this salesman thing way too far!Jul, 13th, 2004 @ 08:46:25

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Uh, wild guess... Mr. Hi-Fi Banjostrings?Jul, 10th, 2004 @ 23:09:21
Jonny Depp!Jul, 10th, 2004 @ 23:09:21

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er.....um... look a three headed monkeyJul, 8th, 2004 @ 17:03:23
Lechuck..no...LeChimp...no..Leugly?Jul, 8th, 2004 @ 17:03:23

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George Palmwood?Jul, 22nd, 2004 @ 14:14:53
Oh, i dont care what your name is. Take Guybrush! Spare me!Oct, 16th, 2004 @ 10:29:14

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You're Captain Morgan? Your breath gives it away.Jul, 7th, 2004 @ 01:44:27
You're from Amway, aren't you? I already gave at the Scumm Bar!Jul, 7th, 2004 @ 01:44:27

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mancomb seepgoodOct, 23rd, 2004 @ 08:22:34
el.polle,diabloMay, 13th, 2006 @ 09:38:33

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NeedsomeballsJul, 1st, 2004 @ 15:04:16
I-will-have-mercy-on-you-if-you-join-villanous-crewJul, 1st, 2004 @ 21:48:46

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Captain Bor E.D. Ofthispunchline?May, 19th, 2005 @ 15:27:10
The very evil and all over the carribean feared Captain PlunderbunnyMar, 6th, 2005 @ 13:58:55

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LeCharles? LeChow? LeChump? They all start with LECJun, 25th, 2004 @ 12:51:34
Captain you-will-let-us-go-nice-and-easy?Jun, 25th, 2004 @ 12:51:34

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Captain Zack Finch? You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've heard of.Jun, 24th, 2004 @ 15:08:22

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Cap'n Toothless Wonder?Jun, 21st, 2004 @ 14:17:22
...Hey! Can you help me figure out how to finish Escape from Monkey Island? I'm kinda stuck on this one part...Jun, 21st, 2004 @ 14:17:22

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captain sea sailerJun, 18th, 2004 @ 13:08:39
captain ..captain.. i give up u win ill be off thenJun, 18th, 2004 @ 13:08:39

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Captain Nice-a-lot?Jun, 18th, 2004 @ 06:26:04
Actually I'd rather not know.Jun, 18th, 2004 @ 06:26:04

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Captain Jack? Will you take me to your special island?Jun, 14th, 2004 @ 17:50:40
Jean Luc Picard? Aren't we in the wrong century?Jun, 14th, 2004 @ 17:50:40

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Le......Jun, 11th, 2004 @ 07:39:17
LeChimp!Jun, 11th, 2004 @ 07:39:17

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Your name is Captain Sterotypical-raggidity-pirate-with-not-enough-pieces-e ight-to-even-buy-a-decent-hat.Jun, 10th, 2004 @ 06:40:52
'Bond. James Bond.' Captain: "That's right, who you'd know?"Jun, 10th, 2004 @ 06:40:52

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... No on second thought you tell me...Jun, 9th, 2004 @ 20:13:03
Errr.... I don't have a name, I was gonna use what you came up with...Jun, 9th, 2004 @ 20:13:03

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No, wait, let me guess... The secret to Monkey Island lies not in the garden itself, but in the blend of eleven herbs and spices for which...Jun, 9th, 2004 @ 02:14:47
Boston Low?Jun, 9th, 2004 @ 02:27:08

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Now you're going to make me beg for my life and eat my parrot?Jun, 7th, 2004 @ 01:28:06
Captain Black... Wait, we're on a ship? I thought it was an island!Jun, 7th, 2004 @ 01:28:06

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You must be LeChucks brother..Guybru-oh wait, thats meJun, 6th, 2004 @ 00:16:52

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Bullwyf, n i dont care what youve been throuh, youre mine now, you will do as i say, and not as i do, any questions?Jun, 6th, 2004 @ 00:14:51
Yea, im thirsty, you have any root beer?Jun, 6th, 2004 @ 00:14:51

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Bullwyf, terror of 4 of the 7 seas, includin caribbean, n can hold my breath 4 5 mins, beat that Kill HoodJun, 6th, 2004 @ 00:07:28
Threepwood...n i can hold it 4 10 mins!Jun, 6th, 2004 @ 00:07:28

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CowenseJun, 6th, 2004 @ 00:02:36
...your kiddin right?Jun, 6th, 2004 @ 00:02:36

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Hook? Now...where's my pixie...I can fly, I can fly...Jun, 5th, 2004 @ 14:01:55
Never mind...it's no use, whatever answer I give will just end up being wrong...then you'll take us and lock us in your hold and I'll find a way out somehow. I always do...after all I am Guybrush Threepwood - Mighty Pirate!Jun, 5th, 2004 @ 14:01:55

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Dairy Farmer .. ?Jun, 18th, 2004 @ 11:16:29
Pegnose Pablo , Pegnose's father , no wait .. you still have your nose..Jun, 18th, 2004 @ 11:16:29

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Captain Stereotype?Jun, 2nd, 2004 @ 13:39:20
O Captain my Captain?Jun, 2nd, 2004 @ 13:39:20

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**gulp** not captin Porclin...right?Jul, 20th, 2004 @ 03:31:50
Yo Gurt...we' ve had almost every other dairy productJun, 14th, 2004 @ 00:57:11

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Captain Emily , first fomen captain in caribbean ?May, 31st, 2004 @ 15:40:21
or maybe Captain monkey head ?May, 31st, 2004 @ 15:40:21

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Ol'Haer, funny as hell and been thereMay, 28th, 2004 @ 15:08:29
Well let's start the guessing, Bob?... Simon? Steven?... Captain I'm too old for this and my hair is too long and my pirates hat is broken?May, 28th, 2004 @ 15:08:29

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it's those darned plastic surgeons, eh Meathook?May, 24th, 2004 @ 15:46:19
Carla? thank goodness I'm the video games main role - I never age a day!May, 24th, 2004 @ 15:47:45

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Oh, hey Captain Bobby, I'm just gonna ... borrow... your ship. Okay?May, 18th, 2004 @ 20:33:32
Well, I'm gonna say, ... Captain... Ahab?May, 18th, 2004 @ 20:33:32

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Captian creepy?May, 18th, 2004 @ 08:44:37
its Captain I'm Gonna Hurt You...isnt it? ....please say no....^^;May, 18th, 2004 @ 08:44:37

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coconutMay, 15th, 2004 @ 15:24:09
Melbert. You indeed look like a MelbertMay, 15th, 2004 @ 15:24:09

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Captain Jack... Err... Jack... Rabbit?May, 14th, 2004 @ 17:22:03
Captain Nelson - Demoted for the pickle barrel incident?May, 14th, 2004 @ 17:22:03

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I'm Captain Bobbin, are you my mother?May, 12th, 2004 @ 21:28:25
because the more wrong answers I guess, the longer it'll take you to kill me.May, 17th, 2004 @ 21:18:15

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ED! ... From the mail room, right!May, 11th, 2004 @ 05:13:49
... and Tennille?May, 11th, 2004 @ 05:13:49

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Batman, is that you??May, 10th, 2004 @ 22:18:56
Captain Oldbag, i've heard so much about you!!May, 10th, 2004 @ 22:18:56

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RumpilsitsanksMay, 10th, 2004 @ 22:00:42
dumb bumMay, 10th, 2004 @ 22:00:42

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Largo La Grande? no wait he's bald!May, 8th, 2004 @ 20:30:53
Murray The Former Talking SkullMay, 8th, 2004 @ 20:30:53

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Ricardo Luigi Pierre M'Benga Chang Nehru O'Hara Casaba the Third?May, 8th, 2004 @ 16:48:52
Corelli?May, 8th, 2004 @ 16:48:52

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Captain nemo from Batman returns, right ? ...... Sorry the operator got me a rong script . May, 8th, 2004 @ 06:26:09
I think my mother used to dress like that, so you're ..... my aunt ??!!May, 8th, 2004 @ 06:26:09

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Captain Udder...How appropriate, you fight like a cowMay, 5th, 2004 @ 08:39:47
Captain Death? I don't need to worry about you, this isn't a Sierra game!May, 5th, 2004 @ 08:39:47

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woodbeardMay, 4th, 2004 @ 13:50:51

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Captain Gilligan, and your hosting a 3 hour tour!May, 1st, 2004 @ 03:22:58
Your the evil captain in this punchline!May, 1st, 2004 @ 03:22:58

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Your name is the Evil Zombie Pirate DuChump, and you're here to steal my wife, and kill me on the side - well I'm having none of that buster! Do you understand the pain and trauma that puts me through?Apr, 22nd, 2004 @ 01:44:55
You're here to audition for the latest embodiment of LeChuck. You don't look right. I don't have time for people like you - buhbye.Apr, 22nd, 2004 @ 01:44:55

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...you forgot your line.Apr, 22nd, 2004 @ 01:37:50
Captain... Captain... I don't care. For as long as you're not another LeChuck, I'll scrub your deck and hoist your sails--just don't k-kill meeeee!Apr, 22nd, 2004 @ 01:37:50

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...............Mrs LeChuck?Apr, 19th, 2004 @ 17:12:55
..EEP!........Um.........Captain Squishy Bunny of Fluffy-Wuffy Island??Apr, 19th, 2004 @ 17:12:55

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Captain Convenient Plot Device? Now can we sail me back home already?Apr, 17th, 2004 @ 07:09:00
"Captain Saltbeard. How may I help you?" 'Cause that's what your name tag says.Apr, 17th, 2004 @ 07:09:00

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Grogbreath?Apr, 16th, 2004 @ 08:51:05
Lechuck? Because I wouldn't be surprised.... try me.Apr, 16th, 2004 @ 08:51:05

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I don't know who do you think i am a Voodoo LadyMay, 18th, 2004 @ 04:24:19
Captain .....Apr, 14th, 2004 @ 07:45:47

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Captain Will Trade Idiots Life for Breath Holding Classes?Apr, 11th, 2004 @ 17:54:42
Captain Carribean Fried Parrot Eater? Extra Crispy!Apr, 15th, 2004 @ 17:23:53

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Amadeus Fleepoop? Don't tell me!!!! Don't tell me!!! Apr, 11th, 2004 @ 16:57:20
Err...Mandy Moore?Apr, 11th, 2004 @ 16:57:20

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Amadeus Fleepoop?Apr, 11th, 2004 @ 16:55:43

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AH! Captain Solo!Apr, 11th, 2004 @ 07:37:46
Guess they kept you in carbonite a little to long eh?Apr, 11th, 2004 @ 07:37:46

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Captain Ricardo Luigi Pierre M'Benga Chang Nehru O'Hara Casaba the Third?!Apr, 9th, 2004 @ 06:05:33
Wow! Captain America!? What happened to the blue spandex, man? That was a good look!Apr, 9th, 2004 @ 06:05:33

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Captain Ctunch?Jul, 23rd, 2004 @ 14:43:28
What?!? You both have the same ugly face!!!Jul, 23rd, 2004 @ 14:43:28

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Captain Scurvy?Apr, 6th, 2004 @ 17:49:20
Captain Shadowhide?Apr, 6th, 2004 @ 17:49:20

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Captain.. Oojamaflip? Nonence!Apr, 5th, 2004 @ 14:13:37
Hobnob? What, your a wheaty sailor?Apr, 5th, 2004 @ 14:13:37

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Iglo? Still trying to sell block-shaped-fish to kids?Apr, 4th, 2004 @ 16:51:16
Rottingham? Finally found your look, eh?Apr, 4th, 2004 @ 16:51:16

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Captain A: Floppydisk?Apr, 3rd, 2004 @ 17:45:49
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Federation Starship Enterprise?Apr, 3rd, 2004 @ 17:45:49

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Captain LeChimp?Apr, 3rd, 2004 @ 14:26:28

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You're wearing a skirt... hmm... ah! Captain She-Male!Apr, 17th, 2004 @ 00:11:40
Captain Anchovie bre-... phheeeew....Apr, 17th, 2004 @ 00:12:19

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Daddy?Apr, 1st, 2004 @ 09:28:22
You must be George Michael...Apr, 1st, 2004 @ 09:28:22

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Bobin Threadbeare's mother?Mar, 29th, 2004 @ 08:47:45
My cousin's friend' daughter's husbandMar, 29th, 2004 @ 08:41:13

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Uh... actually i'm just stalling. I'll be finished in three more minutes...May, 6th, 2005 @ 07:02:40
Captain Le... something right?Mar, 25th, 2005 @ 03:18:37

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Neddie Seagoon, right?Mar, 28th, 2004 @ 07:18:34
Captain Wuss-Pants? Of the Fairy-Foo family?Mar, 28th, 2004 @ 07:18:34

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Are you the skeleton captain of the Black Pearl? Oops, you aren't a skeleton.Mar, 26th, 2004 @ 09:11:34
Are you my mommy? The swan?Mar, 26th, 2004 @ 09:11:34

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Knowing the predictability of LucasArts, you can only be LeChuck in disguise!Oct, 3rd, 2004 @ 08:46:46
You must be Captain van der Decken, the flying dutchman!Mar, 21st, 2004 @ 09:13:16

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....errr...ahhhh.... Captain.... Captain B....no, no... Just hold on a second.Mar, 17th, 2004 @ 19:08:22
...Elaine!?! Is that really you?Mar, 21st, 2004 @ 04:23:48

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Captain Nice?Dec, 5th, 2005 @ 02:12:01
Captain Iwillreleasemyprisonersrightafterbeingcaught?Mar, 16th, 2004 @ 19:36:30

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Cheese. Well thats what goes with Crackers!Mar, 16th, 2004 @ 13:57:42
Captain christmas. Christmas(&) crackers. The Pair at sea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Jun, 15th, 2004 @ 15:58:58

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One of the members of village people???Mar, 18th, 2004 @ 06:46:04
Captain Paco Vink??????Mar, 18th, 2004 @ 06:46:04

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Le ch...ump?Mar, 10th, 2004 @ 15:38:02
Captain shoot-cannonball-at-friendly-strangers- who-walk-on-your-island?Mar, 10th, 2004 @ 15:38:02

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Le-Chuck?Mar, 7th, 2004 @ 00:47:36
No, nevermind. I thought you looked like someone I once knew.Mar, 7th, 2004 @ 00:48:11

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Doody-head?Mar, 4th, 2004 @ 18:24:29
Err...Guybrush?No thats my name!Mar, 4th, 2004 @ 18:24:53

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Hm.... Well....I would be surpurised if your parents dignified that "FACE" with a name.Mar, 4th, 2004 @ 16:13:37
Were they SERIOUSILY drunk on grog that night and named you "Sparkey" or "Snuggle kitty"?Mar, 4th, 2004 @ 16:13:37

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YOU'RE BOBBIN!?!?!?Mar, 3rd, 2004 @ 10:34:43

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Barbossa? Seriously, I didn't know the medallion was yours…wait…hold on...whose blood is to be repaid?Mar, 2nd, 2004 @ 19:59:36
Crunch? I thought you weren't suppost to get soggy when you get a little wet under the ears.Mar, 2nd, 2004 @ 19:59:36

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Captain Rancid, scurge of the seven fleas?Mar, 2nd, 2004 @ 17:06:47
Captain Generic-Evil-Pirate?Mar, 2nd, 2004 @ 17:06:47

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Smirk? thats either glued to your face or my names guybrush peepwoodMar, 2nd, 2004 @ 07:25:36
judging from the length of your left brow and your suffocating smile you'd be... Aunt Helga!Mar, 2nd, 2004 @ 07:25:36

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No, better not. Can we just go sulk in the hull now, or do you have to tell us a long and hideously boring story first?Feb, 27th, 2004 @ 01:00:05
Oldhat?Oct, 26th, 2005 @ 19:03:19

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BEARDLESS!!! Even mine grows thicker then that! Amazing!Feb, 26th, 2004 @ 11:33:41
BEARDLESS!!! Boy, I know how that feels...Feb, 26th, 2004 @ 11:32:39

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captain arrmander. for a while i thought you were a rare pirate-mon gaming card. but now i know your for real.Feb, 25th, 2004 @ 22:23:07
uncle. UNCLE!!!!!!!!Feb, 25th, 2004 @ 21:50:13

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Captain Vader! And you're my father! Oh, George Lucas is so predictable...Feb, 24th, 2004 @ 19:44:23

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Captain Jack Sparrow?Feb, 24th, 2004 @ 12:32:17
Orlando Bloom?Feb, 24th, 2004 @ 12:32:17

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Captain "I-dont-like-parrots", no, too bad. I have one parrot to get ridd off!Feb, 22nd, 2004 @ 21:20:12
Bond? Captain James Bond?Feb, 22nd, 2004 @ 21:20:12

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Captain Underpants?Feb, 22nd, 2004 @ 18:42:43

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LA l..Feb, 21st, 2004 @ 19:07:40
LA landlover,getting any closerFeb, 21st, 2004 @ 19:07:40

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You're Captain Fudd, millionaire. You own a mansion and a yacht.Feb, 19th, 2004 @ 11:50:04
Captain Threepwood..and you're actually my father...Feb, 19th, 2004 @ 11:50:04

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Cap'n Blackbeard Barbossa LeChuck Francis Brig the Third?Feb, 19th, 2004 @ 08:04:08
Captn why is this puncline still here, shouldn't there be another one... :sNov, 1st, 2004 @ 10:17:08

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Dominique? I'll have a short back and sides.Feb, 18th, 2004 @ 16:16:05
Crackers? Oh no he's right here.Feb, 18th, 2004 @ 16:18:58

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im selling these fine leather jacketsFeb, 17th, 2004 @ 18:55:21
sam and maxFeb, 17th, 2004 @ 18:55:21

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What kind of form are you in this time LeChuck? A man with a hint of zombie, hint of odour, wow, i could be a voodoo lady!Jul, 4th, 2004 @ 17:01:43
Cap'n Small crew, that you? Jul, 4th, 2004 @ 17:01:43

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You're Captain Le-I'll-trade-you-this-parrot-if-ye-let-me-go?Feb, 6th, 2004 @ 00:25:06
Capatin Rubber? I am Captain Glue Mighty Pirate! Prepare to meet your doom!Feb, 6th, 2004 @ 00:25:06

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Oh my god, you're the guy who shivered LeChuck's timbers!Feb, 5th, 2004 @ 10:46:32

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L. Chuck Wannabe? You'v e gotta get your beard on fire!Feb, 5th, 2004 @ 02:41:22
Big Old Stinky Hat on Top of Greasy Hair?Feb, 5th, 2004 @ 02:41:22

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Ferret McDoodle...yes, your name strikes nausea into every pirate in the Tri-Island area!Feb, 4th, 2004 @ 15:18:41
Citizen of Melee Island come to haunt me again! Where'd you bird go?Feb, 4th, 2004 @ 15:18:41

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Joey......Jojo.......Junior......Jabadoo?Jul, 31st, 2004 @ 15:56:33
You are going to tell us a LONG and BORING story about your name and adventures! Just let me walk the plank and Crackers will tell me it later!Mar, 20th, 2004 @ 13:46:59

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you wanna touch my birdie?Feb, 3rd, 2004 @ 15:51:59
captain "i don't have a parrot on my shoulder"?Feb, 3rd, 2004 @ 15:51:59

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Luke Seawater: the chosen one to bring balance to the force! May, 8th, 2004 @ 05:29:22
James Captain... or was it Bond?Feb, 3rd, 2004 @ 00:10:48

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Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise? How did you end up in this dumpster? Didn`t save your pennies when you should have, eh Cappy?Jan, 27th, 2004 @ 20:38:31
Lou Albano? Man, you´ve lost weight! Hey, and don´t tell me that good ol´ Crackers here is really that Lauper chick?Jan, 27th, 2004 @ 20:38:31

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Captain Planet!?! I love what you did with the planeteersJan, 27th, 2004 @ 09:01:45
Captain Fancypants!!! Oooh La LA!!!Jan, 27th, 2004 @ 09:01:45

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Captain... uh... What was the question again...?Jan, 26th, 2004 @ 00:05:00
Captain Mc...Ug...lee? On second thought, it's best you don't let me guess. Heh...Jan, 26th, 2004 @ 00:05:00

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Captin Deathbreath, because p - uJan, 24th, 2004 @ 17:48:34
Captin Death; these writers, don't get me startedJan, 24th, 2004 @ 17:48:34

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Captain Nemo? can I call you ishmael??Jan, 23rd, 2004 @ 18:45:59

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Cervantes de Leon?Jan, 23rd, 2004 @ 18:41:24
Smeagol. Or Gollum, perhaps.Jan, 23rd, 2004 @ 18:41:24

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i bet you don't eat oranges so captain scurvy?Jan, 23rd, 2004 @ 02:34:09
captain cabin boy right?Feb, 6th, 2004 @ 20:36:51

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.. You prefer to be referred to as "Herr Ring" - And what's with that awful stench of fish around here?Jan, 22nd, 2004 @ 17:21:08
err... Can I buy a vowel?Jan, 22nd, 2004 @ 17:21:08

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Captain Dead Parrot? Pining for the fjords?Feb, 18th, 2004 @ 15:03:47
You're....a Goodsoup!! no doubt about it, well met, I am your deceased cousinFeb, 18th, 2004 @ 15:03:47

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Captain Caniving, the cruel but nefariously well-mannered wolf of the sea?Jan, 20th, 2004 @ 04:42:52
Umm... I got it! You're Captain Blood, creepy by both name AND nature, right?Jan, 20th, 2004 @ 04:42:52

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Captain Marvel? God I love your comics!Jan, 19th, 2004 @ 18:01:47
Captain Merrill Stuebing? Remeber Isaac?Jan, 19th, 2004 @ 18:01:47

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Something totally unconnected with pain, misery, and madly spinning death?Jan, 19th, 2004 @ 17:36:31
Captain Willing-To-Accept-Bribes?Jan, 19th, 2004 @ 17:36:31

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Silver? The one with the longjohns?Jan, 19th, 2004 @ 04:35:01
You want me to be your flooring inspector, right? I get that all the time...Jan, 19th, 2004 @ 04:35:39

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I thought I recognised you! I gave you a plate of corn-muffins back in 1967 to paint my chicken coop! And you never did!Jan, 17th, 2004 @ 04:47:43
You're captain, um, the breeze is picking up and I can see your invisible underwear, or can't I see it?!?!?!?!Jan, 17th, 2004 @ 04:47:43

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We're on captain candid?Jan, 16th, 2004 @ 20:22:08
Captain __Jan, 16th, 2004 @ 20:22:08

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Le Chuck?! no wait... you're too clean to be Le Chuck...Jan, 16th, 2004 @ 14:00:22
Krunch!!! i love you're cereal!!! i eat it every morning... blah blah blah...Jan, 16th, 2004 @ 14:00:22

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I don't know I'm not a Voodoo LadyMar, 2nd, 2004 @ 06:43:46
I don't know. What about you Crackers? Crackers: Who the hec do you think I am?! A Voodoo Lady or something!Jan, 16th, 2004 @ 23:38:45

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You fight like a cow?Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 23:27:50
You're going to tell us some incredibly corny name, followed by a series of bellowing laughter, before quickly snapping to seriousness and telling these goons behind me to make us walk the plank, which will then be carried out with much laughing and cheerJan, 15th, 2004 @ 23:29:23

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Captain Oversea...? It said that on your badge.Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 22:57:13
Barry... Mate, I haven't seen you since for that priate school. You gotta remember that secret handshake... friend?Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 22:57:13

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Why your one eyed pete...I heard nothing but good things about you.Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 19:02:18

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i'm Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 19:00:54

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Cap. Morgan? Thanks. I could use a drink rite now.Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 18:59:32
RapScalian? I told you i shut the gas off.Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 18:59:32

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Cap. Morgan? Thanks. I could use a drink rite now.Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 18:52:32
RapScalian? I told you i shut the gas off.Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 18:52:32

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do you know him?Jan, 17th, 2004 @ 11:36:22
Herman!!!!!Jan, 17th, 2004 @ 11:36:22

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captain mercy, the nicest, most non-throatslitting pirate there is?Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 15:05:14
captain rottingHam? I can see those hairdemons did more than just ruining your hairJan, 15th, 2004 @ 15:05:14

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Captain Mystery! The most feared article-writer in the tri island area.Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 11:32:03

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Doom? Death? Evil? Actually I have no idea...Jan, 14th, 2004 @ 19:12:34
....I'm thinking...Jan, 14th, 2004 @ 19:13:47

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Babar, King of the Elephants?Jan, 13th, 2004 @ 21:15:31
Satan's pudding-pie?Jan, 13th, 2004 @ 21:15:31

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Ye Olde Ugly Face?Jan, 21st, 2004 @ 12:54:11
Le Chuck...no, wait, that's my brothers name...Jan, 13th, 2004 @ 14:13:06

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Lechump?Jan, 13th, 2004 @ 13:12:36

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Brittany? Is that really you? Wow, you've grown into a beautiful woman...Jan, 12th, 2004 @ 15:35:24

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Kirk. Always loved that name. Is your butler called James?Jan, 12th, 2004 @ 14:08:20
Psst.. Crackers.. Have any helium gas?Jan, 12th, 2004 @ 14:08:20

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If I learnt something in the voodoo School!!, Your name is, Bobbin?!Jan, 12th, 2004 @ 10:52:40
Mmm really! I Don't Know what to say!!! Is the first time that someone treat me like a pirate!!Jan, 12th, 2004 @ 10:52:40

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Is that you Cap'n Dread? How have you been 'mon? No, wait you're not Cap'n Dread. Damn I thought I'd finaly found you again.Oct, 10th, 2004 @ 12:01:01
Don't know, don't care, so couyld you please let me go know? I have pointless missions and evil plans to thwart.Oct, 10th, 2004 @ 12:01:01

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arent u that guy from monkey island 1?Jan, 10th, 2004 @ 20:27:05

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You are... well i don't now. You tell me.Jan, 11th, 2004 @ 11:59:40
Well for one thing you smell really bad.Jan, 10th, 2004 @ 18:55:37

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Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!Jan, 10th, 2004 @ 18:03:47
...Mom?Jan, 10th, 2004 @ 18:03:47

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Captain Threepwood, the one that kicked LeChuck's butt?Jan, 10th, 2004 @ 16:08:43

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Captain C. SlugJan, 10th, 2004 @ 16:05:55

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Captain Chinny Nobeard of Lockjaw Island?Jan, 10th, 2004 @ 03:48:16
Captain John Albatross? Famous throughout the Caribbean for wearing a giant bird on his hat?Jan, 13th, 2004 @ 23:38:03

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I can tell by your flowing locks that you're Piggy the Pigtailed Pirate! Legends of your beauty don't do you justice!Feb, 19th, 2004 @ 16:42:10
Aren't you Pooky, the cutest, most lovable pirate on the seven seas?Jan, 9th, 2004 @ 23:40:55

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Captain...Sexy? Captain U.R. Sexy? *Quiet, Crackers, I know what I'm doing!*Jan, 9th, 2004 @ 23:07:54
Er...I suppose "Captain Gandhi" would be too much to ask...Jan, 9th, 2004 @ 23:07:54

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Aren't you that guy? Ya know, walks, wears a shirt?Jan, 8th, 2004 @ 19:34:25
(The ultimate punchline) YOU'RE A PERSON!!! Jan, 8th, 2004 @ 19:34:25

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Is this ship owned by a guy named Ron?Jan, 18th, 2005 @ 12:46:15
It rhymes with orange , right?Jan, 18th, 2005 @ 12:54:54

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Christopher Lloyd?Jul, 2nd, 2004 @ 21:30:09
James Kirk? Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a pirate!Jul, 2nd, 2004 @ 21:30:09

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FeatherswordApr, 11th, 2004 @ 23:14:46
Morgan?Jun, 30th, 2004 @ 15:02:27

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Scary-Guy-In-A-Dress?Jan, 7th, 2004 @ 10:25:45
Jack Sparrow, except not nearly as attractive?Jan, 7th, 2004 @ 10:25:45

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Jacob Marley?Jan, 7th, 2004 @ 10:14:01
Lessee... I think I have one of your albums...Feb, 8th, 2004 @ 15:00:13

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Captain...Darth...errr...LeChi...aha!!! Captain Crunch I presume! I liked you better on the box!!!!May, 26th, 2004 @ 07:00:14
Captain...Goerge??? Is it really you????How're the Ewoks???Jan, 10th, 2004 @ 03:25:17

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Dude, you are Captain R. Gilbert. I have wanted to meet you ever sice i was a kid. Jan, 7th, 2004 @ 04:41:58
Billy Bones?!No, its captain Flint, right?Aug, 21st, 2004 @ 16:18:11

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Captain Death. I'm not saying it's VANITY to name an island after yourself, but...Jan, 7th, 2004 @ 01:57:35
You are Captain Death and this is the Ship of Death, right? I sense a theme...Jan, 6th, 2004 @ 21:08:43

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Von Gutterwatherson, Jethro von Gutterwatherson, right?Jan, 6th, 2004 @ 19:33:28
YOU are H.T. Marley, and the secret of Monkey Island (tm) is that Herman's an imposter!Jan, 6th, 2004 @ 19:33:28

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Captain LeChuckle, the cruelest and most evil comedian in the entire Caribbean?Jan, 6th, 2004 @ 17:42:12

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By the looks of ya', I'd say you're Black Beard!Jan, 6th, 2004 @ 15:11:53
Paco? No... Dalixam?...err....perhaps Ryback?Jan, 6th, 2004 @ 15:11:53

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If your ship made the Kessel run in under 15 natical miles, that makes you . . .Jan, 6th, 2004 @ 03:57:07
Elaine? I've been marooned for so long I almost forgot what you looked like.Jan, 6th, 2004 @ 03:57:07

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oh, wait....it was just Captain wasn't it?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 20:11:38
I have a parrot, do you?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 20:11:38

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Captain Loogie! Spitmaster of... oh, wait.Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 16:45:04
Captain... wait... daddy?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 16:45:04

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Captain HandsomeJan, 5th, 2004 @ 16:20:55
Sorry, I thought I had itJan, 5th, 2004 @ 16:20:55

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Umm... what's the first letter?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 15:28:30
Let's play a game of charades - you first.Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 15:28:30

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Captain I. M. Friendly?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 14:17:40
I know...Rumpelstiltskin!Jan, 10th, 2004 @ 18:21:46

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Captain DudeBroom, my long lost cousin?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 11:47:43
Captain Barbossa?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 11:47:43

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Captain Mistery?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 10:31:07
Bobbin' Threadbare? I'm your mother!Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 10:31:07

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Captain America?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 09:13:12
...you're a chimneysweep. No?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 09:13:12

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Actually, I REALLY don't want to know your name.Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 08:01:36
You want me to give you the parrot, right?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 10:46:22

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...Hook, Blackbeard, Hawkings...Lars?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 06:15:13
Something completely out of character?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 06:15:13

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Captain LeChump,...or something?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 04:31:10
Are you Crackers' mom?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 04:31:10

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Planet? Are ye here to save the world?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 03:33:39
KeChuck, LeChuck's nice brotherJan, 5th, 2004 @ 03:33:39

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Willy Wonka?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 02:56:16
Captin Tinkerbell?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 02:57:43

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Jean-Luc Picard? Nice ship.Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 01:42:59
Fellowpick Beepfood? I never did understand Carribean names.Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 01:42:59

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Snugglecakes the IIIJan, 5th, 2004 @ 01:08:38
God?!Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 01:08:38

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You're my evil brother Chuckie!Jan, 4th, 2004 @ 23:53:40
Captain Snugglemuffin?Jan, 4th, 2004 @ 23:53:40

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On second thought, I don't even want to know...Jan, 21st, 2004 @ 22:20:24
What you'll do to us includes a party and grog, right?Jan, 21st, 2004 @ 22:20:24

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Okay, crackers, let's say something nice!Jan, 4th, 2004 @ 19:17:35
I.m waiting for a suitable music to tell you my great punchline!Jan, 4th, 2004 @ 19:23:32

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"Captain B. Nice? "Jan, 4th, 2004 @ 18:02:09
"Captain Fluffy, of the Sailing Bunny?"Jan, 4th, 2004 @ 18:02:09

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