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Punchlines

The adventures of Crackers
7. A mysterious captain
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The comic strip needs a finishing punchline. Can you think of a good one?

The punchline feature is no longer available, but you can still see the old comic strips by going to the archive

Punches by CaptainNiamhy:
I know...it's ChuckLe *heh heh*Oct, 15th, 2007 @ 15:12:39
Look behind you, a three headed monkey! Oct, 15th, 2007 @ 15:15:25

Punches by guybrush4me:
Captain le chuck 2 by the looks of things!Oct, 9th, 2007 @ 20:19:15
Underpants.....socks...no? I'll shut up.....hehOct, 9th, 2007 @ 20:19:15

Punches by BlackMagikPro:
Steve...Captain Steve.Oct, 6th, 2007 @ 10:36:22
Cruelty? I mean, your bird has one eye, and no wings! I don't think RSPB will be happy with you...Oct, 6th, 2007 @ 10:36:22

Punches by H.T.Marley:
Cap'n "I look like something a cow spit up" Just a guess (gulp)Oct, 4th, 2007 @ 23:01:18
Cap'n.......WALLY!!! IS THAT YOU!!!Oct, 4th, 2007 @ 22:57:37

Punches by BeeKay84:
Loogie?Oct, 3rd, 2007 @ 11:14:46
...Man, what happened to your face? Did you use an acid-based lotion?Oct, 3rd, 2007 @ 11:14:46

Punches by T~AMU~S:
Hey look - A nickel ! Sep, 16th, 2007 @ 18:30:37
How appropriate , You fight like a cowSep, 16th, 2007 @ 18:30:37

Punches by Domrio:
A mysterious captain?Sep, 4th, 2007 @ 00:11:16
Dad?Sep, 1st, 2007 @ 00:13:50

Punches by Hathen Luque:
captain as in ....... umm......., look a three headed monkey (splash)Aug, 18th, 2007 @ 02:38:08
your mums name is wench and your dads was ............. Im gonna go with timAug, 18th, 2007 @ 02:39:50

Punches by shadow_judge:
I got it, I nearly got it... wait, oh geez, I gave up!Aug, 13th, 2007 @ 16:01:15
Your name is Captain? So, could you untie me, Capt'n Captain?Aug, 13th, 2007 @ 16:01:15

Punches by xsquiddyx:
Captain bad grammer? I mean seriously...Aug, 4th, 2007 @ 17:44:43
Captain Kirk, of the USS enterprise! That is only logical.Aug, 4th, 2007 @ 17:44:43

Punches by clarky241:
Haven't you given your parrot any treatment? HE HAS AN EYEPATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!Sep, 3rd, 2007 @ 11:29:55
Whats the point in giving you a three year deal with Lucasarts if we're all just gonna stand here for three years?Sep, 3rd, 2007 @ 11:29:55

Punches by Shift Breaker:
Captain Copyright Theft! I know I've seen you on a different Game!Jul, 7th, 2007 @ 14:22:46
Captain Nukem, Right? Nukem Forever!Jul, 7th, 2007 @ 14:31:44

Punches by dopehat92:
No! The dreaded Captain Squeaky?Jul, 6th, 2007 @ 20:10:30
It better not be Threepwood, dammit.Jul, 6th, 2007 @ 20:10:30

Punches by amivicky:
Can I buy a vowel?Jun, 24th, 2007 @ 04:52:35
Picasso! Is that why this sword is dangerously close to my ear...?Jun, 24th, 2007 @ 04:52:35

Punches by stonedasusual:
LeChuck! Oh, no, wait, he's better looking than you. Sorry...Jun, 18th, 2007 @ 00:44:21
Hang on, IS this your ship?Jun, 18th, 2007 @ 00:44:21

Punches by MyNameIsAsh:
Captain Jack Sparrow?Jun, 16th, 2007 @ 17:00:28

Punches by Tommy.D:
Captain chessory mcboffit Jun, 15th, 2007 @ 13:40:46
notsoprettyJun, 15th, 2007 @ 13:40:46

Punches by :
Captain McBignose of the clan BignoseJun, 11th, 2007 @ 18:51:14
Mrs Brinestoop!!??!Jun, 11th, 2007 @ 18:51:14

Punches by Xing:
Wonton, I just know it's Wonton!Jun, 10th, 2007 @ 01:44:51
Parsley, parsnip? Parley!?Jun, 10th, 2007 @ 01:44:51

Punches by valters:
aaaJun, 13th, 2007 @ 15:34:03
derrerfrJun, 13th, 2007 @ 15:34:03

Punches by Hisui:
You are a gentle, soft sweetheart, who only pretends to be a cruel pirate but as a matter of fact only searches his true love on the wide, wide sea. Yeah, pal. I know this feeling. May, 21st, 2007 @ 21:57:08
Yeah? And you stink.May, 21st, 2007 @ 21:53:01

Punches by Canadian:
Jond. Bames Jond.May, 19th, 2007 @ 18:45:17
Captain Doofus. First name, Ima.May, 19th, 2007 @ 18:46:32

Punches by kitson:
Captain Bob The Mercyfull ?May, 14th, 2007 @ 12:00:15
Err, give us a clue. Is it something about your lovely eyes?May, 14th, 2007 @ 12:00:15

Punches by argusk:
Ivanna TinkleMay, 11th, 2007 @ 12:12:45

Punches by Herr_Alvaro:
Roger?, is that you?... say hello ROGER...May, 8th, 2007 @ 16:04:50

Punches by RutkuPepe:
shish kebab!May, 7th, 2007 @ 19:14:46
Captain...mmm...You make me want to puke!May, 7th, 2007 @ 19:14:46

Punches by PirateScumm:
Uh...Cap'n Crunch?May, 3rd, 2007 @ 21:07:11
How about Captain Dunceleryeristicianoffonson?May, 3rd, 2007 @ 21:07:11

Punches by Capn_pancakes:
Captain Alan, the inconspicuous terror of the seas?Apr, 27th, 2007 @ 19:48:42
Not . . . the man from Del Monte?!?Apr, 27th, 2007 @ 19:48:42

Punches by Humility:
...By the shape of that nose I would guess you're Pinnochio's grandfather..... Or: If my vocabulary was any good I would've come up with a smashing good name on you by nowApr, 16th, 2007 @ 16:44:47
I were about to guess Capt'n Rusty Sword, but in fear of getting executed instead of excused, I think I'll let my shoe speak for me.Apr, 16th, 2007 @ 16:43:15

Punches by Pollo De Hule:
An alternate reality Darth Vader?, no, uhmm... a Le Chuck's poseur? ...another April's fools joke?Apr, 1st, 2007 @ 16:49:50
You're my OTHER "i-thought-you-were-dead-brother"?Apr, 1st, 2007 @ 16:54:59

Punches by meraxa:
Captain Stickybeard?! aren't you supposed to be fighting the kids next doorApr, 8th, 2007 @ 21:39:01
James T.Kirk!!! wait a minute didn't you die in star trek generationsMar, 21st, 2007 @ 20:19:52

Punches by Floor:
Captain, eater-of-parrots-but-lets-threepwoods-go?Mar, 15th, 2007 @ 15:07:45
It's not Captain Rainbow T. Joyfulwinds?Mar, 15th, 2007 @ 15:09:04

Punches by MrGuy:
I. Needplass Ticksurgery?Mar, 6th, 2007 @ 22:18:17
Captain... Somebody help me escape this scarred freak!!!?Mar, 6th, 2007 @ 22:18:17

Punches by Aaaaline:
Mmm....M....Maxine?Mar, 3rd, 2007 @ 17:57:10
Captain John Smith?Mar, 3rd, 2007 @ 17:57:10

Punches by thigh_brush_geep_wood:
Oh my god - my face has just frozenMar, 1st, 2007 @ 20:35:40
...tell the parrot to stop staring at my neck wartsMar, 1st, 2007 @ 22:06:31

Punches by Michu:
eeerrrmm... Captain Loogie?Feb, 24th, 2007 @ 01:53:54
eerrmmm... Captain-Where-Can-I-Find-Jojo-The-Monkey-Tunes-Someone-Help-:-)Feb, 24th, 2007 @ 01:53:54

Punches by magicpants:
eeerrmm.....i-live-on-the-streets?Feb, 21st, 2007 @ 14:14:25
eerrm...captain crappy-pirate-cos-i-cant-afford-new-clothes?Feb, 21st, 2007 @ 14:14:25

Punches by mack2404:
Murray?Feb, 11th, 2007 @ 15:03:12

Punches by Dangeroua:
Captain....Ummm....Errrr.....Nah, i give up Captain...Feb, 10th, 2007 @ 22:58:01
Captain jean luc picard of the USS Enterprise?Feb, 10th, 2007 @ 22:58:01

Punches by Longva:
hmm, maybe mr al-to-evil-looking-to-be-tru?Feb, 1st, 2007 @ 18:46:43
you should get some propper costume from the mangement, that one looks a lot like my moms nightdress...Feb, 1st, 2007 @ 18:46:43

Punches by :
ThriftweedJan, 31st, 2007 @ 01:23:38
TennilleJan, 31st, 2007 @ 01:23:38

Punches by haku8645:
You're that Jafar guy from Aladdin!Jan, 19th, 2007 @ 18:59:40
"I've got a little captain in me!" (might not get that one)Jan, 19th, 2007 @ 18:59:40

Punches by chukie:
captain zombie-lookingJan, 18th, 2007 @ 01:23:18
whats whit the ripped threads?Jan, 18th, 2007 @ 01:23:18

Punches by The Haz:
THREE YEARS PEOPLE- THREE YEARS!!!Jan, 15th, 2007 @ 18:44:57
Captain Le-is-happy-to-wait-three-years-for-a-joke-from-a-prisonerJan, 15th, 2007 @ 18:51:43

Punches by Arantor:
Are you my mother? I'm Bobbin!Jan, 9th, 2007 @ 23:04:39
Uh, Captain? Your beard's alight!Jan, 9th, 2007 @ 23:04:39

Punches by :
captain havent-we-all-had-enough-of-this-friggen-comic?Jan, 1st, 2007 @ 12:15:38
captain.......Jan, 1st, 2007 @ 12:15:38

Punches by kelly_x:
Captain-I-Need-To-Get-A-New-Costume-Since-That-Run-In-With-JawsDec, 21st, 2006 @ 14:19:53
No, go on, you got me. Don't know.Dec, 21st, 2006 @ 14:19:53

Punches by Thriftweed:
Captain.... Captain.... Oh, I've been thinking for THREE YEARS now, I give up.Dec, 19th, 2006 @ 19:30:44
Captain... three years older because i've spent so much time thinking?Dec, 19th, 2006 @ 19:30:44

Punches by Jedi-Hammy:
Guybrush Threepwood: Captain Bloodhook From The Family Tresure Game!Dec, 15th, 2006 @ 16:44:43
Captain Bloodhook:Aye! lad I came across a alternate ending and now im 70 years old and now the leader of the banished pirates! har har har! I will kill you now!Dec, 15th, 2006 @ 16:44:43

Punches by Decay:
Captain Shabbyhat?Dec, 10th, 2006 @ 02:08:07
Captain Letsbefriends?Dec, 10th, 2006 @ 02:08:07

Punches by thomas:
Captain I-don't-spend-my-booty-on-proper-clothing?Dec, 6th, 2006 @ 22:56:48
Captain Clerasil?Dec, 6th, 2006 @ 22:56:48

Punches by :
Captain badbreathNov, 29th, 2006 @ 19:19:38
Captain *sniff sniff* what is that horible smell?Nov, 29th, 2006 @ 19:19:38

Punches by :
e polycarp and coNov, 21st, 2006 @ 08:55:38

Punches by :
Murray?!!?Nov, 17th, 2006 @ 13:04:14
Mr. Anderson... Welcome back.Nov, 20th, 2006 @ 20:00:14

Punches by :
i hope your Captain pacifistNov, 15th, 2006 @ 05:31:59
Captain who i'm regreting interuptingNov, 15th, 2006 @ 05:31:59

Punches by :
Guybrush: Captain Crunch? And his jolly crew of cerial killers?Nov, 13th, 2006 @ 17:46:38
Captain: Yar. We be plundering serial killers alright. Have you seen my Lucky Arms? (reffering to a pair of guns)Nov, 13th, 2006 @ 17:46:38

Punches by :
THIS HAS BEEN RUNNING FOR THREE YEARS STRAIGHTOct, 14th, 2007 @ 07:17:54
LETS NOT BOTHER DOING THIS, WHO'S WITH MEOct, 14th, 2007 @ 07:17:54

Punches by PrayingWolf:
Ummm... Long John Overdue?Oct, 26th, 2006 @ 07:29:13
Umm... Captain Malodour Oral? Deathbreath?!Oct, 26th, 2006 @ 07:29:13

Punches by Marley:
Meathook, you've changedMay, 21st, 2006 @ 22:57:57
Are you my mommy?-Bobbin?May, 21st, 2006 @ 22:57:57

Punches by :
It's Stan. After I ruined your boat business you have come back for revenge.May, 21st, 2006 @ 19:43:09
You must be the dreaded Captian ..........May, 21st, 2006 @ 19:43:09

Punches by :
Your Guybrush Threepwood! No wait, thats me,May, 21st, 2006 @ 15:43:30

Punches by XORMQT:
... Captain Bignose?May, 21st, 2006 @ 00:48:10

Punches by ba113r B0y2435:
BobMay, 15th, 2006 @ 16:18:12
JimMay, 15th, 2006 @ 16:18:12

Punches by Yeknom:
Dominique... Is that you!May, 2nd, 2006 @ 18:00:36
MoiraeMay, 2nd, 2006 @ 18:00:36

Punches by :
Hey wait... Marty! oh how you've grown, I thought you quit the pirate career for good?Apr, 27th, 2006 @ 05:58:20
This is the part where I hit you with a white glove...Apr, 30th, 2006 @ 21:34:36

Punches by :
....Captain Tightpants?Apr, 21st, 2006 @ 23:52:18
....you're serving me for divorce.Apr, 21st, 2006 @ 23:52:18

Punches by :
You're Captain El Peurro Diablo!!!!!Apr, 18th, 2006 @ 19:41:49
never thought you'd have no feathersApr, 18th, 2006 @ 19:41:49

Punches by :
Captain Kate Capsize? Sheesh you could really do with a trip to the barbers!Apr, 16th, 2006 @ 12:13:06

Punches by :
Captain Planet! And those numbskulls are your planeteers right? I used to watch you on tv when I was a kid!Apr, 10th, 2006 @ 22:47:33
Captain Corelli? Come on you know me, I bought your mandolin from ebay!Apr, 10th, 2006 @ 22:47:33

Punches by microkid:
Captain Cook, I'm sure it is!Apr, 1st, 2006 @ 10:01:41
No, what about... eehh.... I'm Shaking....Apr, 1st, 2006 @ 10:01:41

Punches by :
Captain im so nice, i'll be your best friend?Mar, 29th, 2006 @ 05:22:52
Captain i grew orange and have lived in the garden and im way past experation dateMar, 29th, 2006 @ 05:22:52

Punches by thoumother!:
Lechuck's mom!Mar, 25th, 2006 @ 22:56:04
totally ignored the comment below.....sorryMar, 25th, 2006 @ 22:55:51

Punches by someguy:
Just so you know, the punchlines will no longer be updated. But if you want to waste your time here, be my guest.May, 6th, 2006 @ 15:30:51
That's all I have to say.May, 6th, 2006 @ 15:30:51

Punches by jsmon:
With a face like that you must be name captain ugly right?Mar, 14th, 2006 @ 03:06:56
Well,I don't really care so I'll take the feathers and the tar... ops,wrong game.Mar, 14th, 2006 @ 03:06:56

Punches by Murrys second cousin:
Before i guess can i ask WHY IN THE WORLD HAS THIS COMIC PUNCHLINE THING BEEN UP FOR 2 YEARS AND NO PUNTCHLINE HAS BEEN PICKED!?!?!Mar, 18th, 2006 @ 20:08:48
You sort of look like a Jerry but im going to go with Captain Leslie.Mar, 12th, 2006 @ 01:50:15

Punches by MONKEY GRL:
Bob, right?Mar, 11th, 2006 @ 23:58:52
Um, how 'bout lowering those sharp pointy swords first?Mar, 12th, 2006 @ 01:29:48

Punches by :
Le Charles? Le Chomp? Le Chuckles?...aaaanything starting with 'Le Ch'?Mar, 11th, 2006 @ 12:47:35
Captain 'Lets captives go'? Am I warm?Mar, 11th, 2006 @ 12:47:35

Punches by :
Captain AHHHH athree headed monkeytMar, 9th, 2006 @ 03:28:36
Captain Curly hairMar, 9th, 2006 @ 03:26:37

Punches by Insane Cucumber:
Davy Jones Locker?Mar, 1st, 2006 @ 18:18:40
Merry Roger?Mar, 1st, 2006 @ 18:18:40

Punches by lilguybrush:
Crackers?Feb, 18th, 2006 @ 00:38:31
Leeeeeroy Jenkins!!!!Feb, 18th, 2006 @ 00:38:31

Punches by BASSMAN04:
Captain Birdseye?Feb, 17th, 2006 @ 18:14:28
Captain Shathat!Feb, 17th, 2006 @ 18:16:29

Punches by Jojo_junior5:
Mr.EvilFeb, 17th, 2006 @ 03:29:09
LechunkiesFeb, 17th, 2006 @ 03:29:09

Punches by LeBrush and GuyChuck:
Ricardo Luigi Casaba III?Feb, 13th, 2006 @ 03:39:04
RONNY?? what happened to you, man? you used to be coolFeb, 13th, 2006 @ 03:39:04

Punches by :
Crackhead! Is that right Cracker (refers to the bird)?Feb, 10th, 2006 @ 10:49:43
Aaaaah, nvm cant seem to come up whit anything that suits you besides crackhead. Because of that cracked up hat of yours.... *smalows*Feb, 10th, 2006 @ 10:49:43

Punches by :
I've concluded by the dead bird on your hat and your mean look on your face and I can think of only one option...... your LeChucks father.....or no..you dont have a beard.Feb, 5th, 2006 @ 11:05:47
I've concluded by the dead bird on your hat and your mean look on your face and I can think of only one option...... your LeChucks father.....ermmm...no offence.Feb, 5th, 2006 @ 11:05:47

Punches by Mancomb_Seepgood:
Captain ensign von loogie the 3rdJan, 28th, 2006 @ 19:56:09
Bobin threadbare and...uh...are you my mother? Jan, 28th, 2006 @ 19:56:09

Punches by blueclarinet22:
captain.....uh........LOOK BEHIND YOU A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!!!.....no?....well youve got to admit....it was a pretty good trick thoughMar, 2nd, 2006 @ 17:56:12
captain......hey, did you happen to lose a monocole?Mar, 2nd, 2006 @ 18:05:10

Punches by Joćo_4:
Captain JESUS!Jan, 6th, 2006 @ 23:23:58
Captain Joćo CruzJan, 6th, 2006 @ 23:16:59

Punches by The Talking Skull:
9hJan, 2nd, 2006 @ 13:28:49
ytdJan, 2nd, 2006 @ 13:28:49

Punches by Nevo D:
la n00bJan, 2nd, 2006 @ 03:54:51

Punches by Ravey:
Is that you Largo? I feel inclined to tell you...Dec, 29th, 2005 @ 14:32:58
That you're looking younger by the minute, now just how DO you do that?Dec, 29th, 2005 @ 14:32:58

Punches by prit1995:
kill himDec, 22nd, 2005 @ 22:12:34
fuck uDec, 22nd, 2005 @ 22:12:34

Punches by :
Billy? No. Your turn, Crackers.Dec, 20th, 2005 @ 20:24:37
Nosehair Seepgood?Dec, 19th, 2005 @ 21:11:53

Punches by :
Hi,guysDec, 16th, 2005 @ 19:15:46
sam,is that your really nameDec, 16th, 2005 @ 19:15:46

Punches by solidformguitar:
The Crimson ChinDec, 13th, 2005 @ 13:13:35
Pinocchio's DadDec, 13th, 2005 @ 13:13:35

Punches by Celtic Commando:
Bobbin Threadbare?Dec, 12th, 2005 @ 22:58:55
Sam? No? Max, then.Dec, 12th, 2005 @ 22:58:55

Punches by stewa_sk8:
Manitro De AndredDec, 9th, 2005 @ 17:46:33
Calamas De AndredDec, 9th, 2005 @ 17:46:33

Punches by :
... you're Ashton and I'm Punk'dNov, 30th, 2005 @ 01:51:37
... Captain X and I've officially been pimped.Nov, 30th, 2005 @ 01:51:56

Punches by :
Err....Why the hell has your parrot got an eye-patch?Nov, 24th, 2005 @ 23:06:28
Captain America! Wow can I have your autograph?Nov, 24th, 2005 @ 23:08:03

Punches by RLoupin:
Captain Hooknose?Nov, 24th, 2005 @ 21:27:36
Captain Shortline?Nov, 24th, 2005 @ 21:27:36

Punches by Daxey:
No, nothing comes to mindNov, 18th, 2005 @ 02:02:01
Captain Long-HyphenNov, 18th, 2005 @ 02:02:33

Punches by :
I do not know so much about you, but I guess.......Captain Drinkgrog?Nov, 17th, 2005 @ 17:45:23
Oh! Can't we just be finshed with this punch?Nov, 17th, 2005 @ 17:45:23

Punches by Peff:
Captain rubber chicken with a pulley in the middleNov, 6th, 2005 @ 19:55:23
oh no! You' re Largo's father!Feb, 6th, 2006 @ 21:58:24

Punches by nobby76:
Captain..Neil Armstrong, Stretch Armstrong, Stretch cunningham, Howard Cunningham, Potsie Webber !!!!Oct, 30th, 2005 @ 21:28:36
Captain.. scaramoosh scaramoosh will you do the fandango.. Oct, 30th, 2005 @ 21:28:36

Punches by nebno6:
Captain; Captain CaptainOct, 30th, 2005 @ 15:39:12
BirdseyeOct, 30th, 2005 @ 15:39:12

Punches by mrfamous:
Bubbles?Oct, 26th, 2005 @ 17:18:40
Prettyboy Pete?Oct, 26th, 2005 @ 17:18:40

Punches by :
Captain... Co-dumbus?Oct, 24th, 2005 @ 10:58:36
Won't take that? Ok, will you release me if I give you my -- oh wait, I don't have anything.Oct, 24th, 2005 @ 10:58:36

Punches by Rush_66:
Captain... huh... Finally tell me your name.Oct, 22nd, 2005 @ 18:30:40
Captain I-Take-The-Parrot-To-Make-A-Good-Christmas-Turkey- And-I-Will-Invite-The-Funny-Looking-Guy-To-Eat-Him-With-Me?Oct, 22nd, 2005 @ 18:31:11

Punches by :
Captian "Frightens Small Children" No wait... Captain "Halitosis" Need I go on? I've got more.Oct, 21st, 2005 @ 16:41:47
I've concluded by your outgoing behavior and taste of fashion, or lack there of, I must assume your name can only be one thing and that is Captian "Kill the Bird First"Oct, 21st, 2005 @ 16:41:47

Punches by I.P Freely:
Captain PatmagroinOct, 19th, 2005 @ 21:35:59
ivonnarollagayOct, 19th, 2005 @ 21:35:59

Punches by :
Captain"I have no dentist"?Oct, 19th, 2005 @ 19:15:07
Osama bin laden?Oct, 19th, 2005 @ 19:15:07

Punches by :
Captain "I ran away from zoo"?Oct, 19th, 2005 @ 19:10:16
Captain "I need a extreme makeover"?Oct, 19th, 2005 @ 19:10:16

Punches by Amarx:
Mother, it's you!Oct, 18th, 2005 @ 18:26:56
Captain MyassisabigwhoopOct, 18th, 2005 @ 18:26:56

Punches by bent:
Pencil dick ?Oct, 10th, 2005 @ 10:37:30
Queen Magrethe IVOct, 10th, 2005 @ 10:37:30

Punches by bob14:
just captinOct, 9th, 2005 @ 01:47:57
your name is captin see i was right i really am physic and that voodoo lady thinks im notOct, 9th, 2005 @ 01:47:57

Punches by TFA:
Captain... Ehmm... Longhair?Oct, 7th, 2005 @ 14:37:03
Oh allright, i cant guess it! But i challenge you to a hold-your-breath contest... Winner leaves this ship alive?Oct, 7th, 2005 @ 14:42:12

Punches by Gesso:
Captain ''I searched for the treasure of Island of Death and all I got was this stupid wannabe pirate and a chatter box''Oct, 22nd, 2005 @ 17:52:57
I can't choose between Captain"I never had a bath" and Captain "I never brushed my teeth"Oct, 22nd, 2005 @ 18:15:41

Punches by :
scuzzlebutt?Oct, 5th, 2005 @ 15:38:02
crackers?Oct, 5th, 2005 @ 15:38:02

Punches by :
captain uggly rat hairOct, 4th, 2005 @ 14:05:19
yea the rats trhowup when they see yaOct, 4th, 2005 @ 14:05:19

Punches by :
Captain"I can't look in the mirror cuz I'll break it"Oct, 4th, 2005 @ 01:05:16
Captain Mr.I think I look cool standing in the darkOct, 4th, 2005 @ 01:05:16

Punches by i_am_BOB:
Captain Dark-scary-creepy-guy?Oct, 3rd, 2005 @ 02:47:25
Captain Nazgul?Oct, 3rd, 2005 @ 02:47:25

Punches by :
Wait your not a pirate Your WALLY !Jan, 18th, 2006 @ 16:13:57
Captain ...Just Captain ?Jan, 18th, 2006 @ 16:13:57

Punches by camelz:
naa, just tell me your nameSep, 23rd, 2005 @ 13:39:02
plunder bunny?Sep, 23rd, 2005 @ 13:40:15

Punches by :
Captain LeChuck Mark II?Sep, 21st, 2005 @ 21:03:31
But you really smell like him...Sep, 21st, 2005 @ 21:03:31

Punches by :
Captain This comic hasn't been updated for 1 year?Sep, 22nd, 2005 @ 04:41:43
on second thought you look like a generic nobody captain. I bet you couldn't make me walk the plank even if you had one!Sep, 22nd, 2005 @ 04:41:58

Punches by Edward:
Aaaa Cptn Blue Whale? Guess you're out of your waters.Sep, 17th, 2005 @ 21:21:39
I Remember you.You are my Grandmother Julia!Sep, 17th, 2005 @ 21:21:39

Punches by Pres:
Gran Capitįn? el de los quesos?Sep, 17th, 2005 @ 15:13:12
Capitįn Pescanova?Sep, 17th, 2005 @ 15:13:12

Punches by edutfaim:
Your name is... Captain Bananaface, Right?Sep, 12th, 2005 @ 14:13:38
If i guess right, you leave me to go. If i miss, you win this wonderfull parrot. ok?Sep, 12th, 2005 @ 14:12:31

Punches by Monkee:

Punches by :
Captain Soprano scurge of the high C'sSep, 9th, 2005 @ 14:41:05
My arch nemesis Captain Porcelain Hand Jack!!!!Sep, 6th, 2005 @ 14:36:52

Punches by :
Captain Can-Ye-Get-These-Swords-Out-Of-Me-Back?Sep, 4th, 2005 @ 02:08:50
err....uhm.....ahh.... *sigh* Ye Know I have excellent debating skills?Sep, 4th, 2005 @ 02:08:50

Punches by :
captain hugh jass???Sep, 3rd, 2005 @ 21:51:47
captain, ermmm do you have any grog? im thirstySep, 3rd, 2005 @ 21:51:47

Punches by blackfix:
Captain Ugly snottnosed Kleptomaniack?Sep, 1st, 2005 @ 12:06:12
Or mabey Captain Smartless?Sep, 1st, 2005 @ 12:06:12

Punches by bill:
captain vink of the eternal, never-to-be-finished punchline comic?Aug, 30th, 2005 @ 19:08:49

Punches by capin-pugwash:
captain blue beard?,red beard?,green beard? am i close yet?Aug, 21st, 2005 @ 19:56:03
captain i need a new dental plan and something for this ghastly odour?Aug, 21st, 2005 @ 19:56:03

Punches by elffire:
Captain Whatship? Cuz I don't see one!Aug, 21st, 2005 @ 17:40:05
Oh! You're the guy on the cereal box! Such great childhood breakfast memories...Aug, 21st, 2005 @ 17:40:05

Punches by amjrules1:
booAug, 20th, 2005 @ 13:38:03
booAug, 20th, 2005 @ 13:38:03

Punches by Lemonhead Tofu Luver:
Le Chimp?Aug, 19th, 2005 @ 13:45:08
Mummy?Aug, 19th, 2005 @ 13:45:08

Punches by :
captain LeChump?Aug, 18th, 2005 @ 19:30:36
captain I-kill-everyone-who-doesnt-join-my-crew?Nov, 10th, 2005 @ 21:49:20

Punches by :
Captain Jack Sparrow?Nov, 16th, 2005 @ 15:43:00
Captain Otis?Nov, 16th, 2005 @ 15:43:00

Punches by theflamingJ:
captain...hey can i phone a friend? maybe murry...or the flying welshman...yeah he was kool....i wonder what he's up to now.....(cue scene of flying welshman going round in circles due to broken compass)Aug, 17th, 2005 @ 20:41:40
captain mercyfull?....captain 2nd chance?....mr. "im going to let u live"???Aug, 17th, 2005 @ 20:41:40

Punches by irishlamma:
capt. captianOct, 21st, 2005 @ 13:42:19

Punches by Guybrush Driftwood:
Oh nevermind...say can i call you Ishmail?Feb, 23rd, 2006 @ 06:48:59
Captain Planet....the power is yours!Sep, 6th, 2005 @ 22:11:08

Punches by ace_monkey:
captain ghost stenchAug, 12th, 2005 @ 18:24:55
captain U.G. LyAug, 12th, 2005 @ 18:24:55

Punches by iippo:
Captain Thygh? No wait, that was a Sierra Game...Aug, 7th, 2005 @ 18:57:36
Shiske-Bob? Shiske-Joe? Shiske-Larry? Aug, 7th, 2005 @ 18:57:36

Punches by :
captain B. OPROBLEMAug, 5th, 2005 @ 11:37:53
captain Threepwood slayer of Lechuck ,oh thats meAug, 5th, 2005 @ 11:37:53

Punches by Iq-Sperra:
Captain Heyerdahl of the Kon Tiki expedition?Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 23:09:47
You're Captain Hungry-for-some-parrot?Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 23:09:47

Punches by timmy2k5:
Captain Jack Sparrow?Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 19:53:25
Captain Barbossa? I thought Jack killed you...Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 19:53:25

Punches by dj timmy:
captain ben dover?Aug, 5th, 2005 @ 12:00:42
captian phill micrackin?Aug, 5th, 2005 @ 12:00:42

Punches by :
hey wernt you part of my crew in monkey island 1?Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 11:35:51
yeah! you worked on the poop deck!!!Sep, 4th, 2005 @ 10:11:39

Punches by :
Harry Potter?Aug, 2nd, 2005 @ 18:24:46
Herpes?Aug, 2nd, 2005 @ 18:24:46

Punches by leezo83:
Captain........Hey look! a three headed monkey!Jul, 31st, 2005 @ 16:51:49
Bartimeus George Albert Jnr III?Jul, 31st, 2005 @ 16:51:49

Punches by Stormtrooper:
How appropriate you fight like a cow! o wait wrong bitJul, 21st, 2005 @ 19:01:07
Captin big.....scary...head man.Jul, 21st, 2005 @ 19:01:07

Punches by :
...Captain Insert-Descriptive-Piratey-Nickname-Here?Jul, 19th, 2005 @ 19:02:22
...actually, I'm not sure, but are you related to a figurehead I once met?Jul, 19th, 2005 @ 19:02:22

Punches by :
Uh, Captain Let-me-go-and-I-won't-hurt-you?Jul, 13th, 2005 @ 13:45:42
Uh, wait, tell me. Are you a man or a woman?Jul, 15th, 2005 @ 13:54:19

Punches by zombiepirate_13:
Homer SexualJul, 31st, 2005 @ 01:25:56
Seymour ButtzJul, 31st, 2005 @ 01:25:56

Punches by :
Captain Stupid! Or is it Captain Ugly? Hmmmm...Jul, 8th, 2005 @ 08:52:18
Captain Le.... Chump!Jul, 8th, 2005 @ 08:52:18

Punches by :
How about "captain this punchline has been going for just under 2 years! Get it over with already!!!!!"Nov, 22nd, 2005 @ 22:41:37
Captain Bignose!Nov, 22nd, 2005 @ 22:41:37

Punches by dark_magician_gal90:
OOOH! I know! Captain Pugwash! Oh, and i think I broke your rubber ring when I was trapped by Lechuck in monkey island 3...sorry....Jun, 29th, 2005 @ 10:08:03
...Captain Nobeard?Jun, 29th, 2005 @ 10:08:03

Punches by Elaine Threepwood:
Hey, now I know ! You're captain LeCh..., captain LeCh..., no I don't get it.Jun, 26th, 2005 @ 03:02:58
All right, you're not a captain, you're just a... Hey! Uncle Freddy !(or any other name) Don't you recognize me ? It's me, Guybrush !Sep, 9th, 2005 @ 10:47:45

Punches by Dminor:
You must be Nosehair! Or Peepwood? or.. no? Gee, where ARE those fearsome pirates I'm usually confused with?!Jun, 25th, 2005 @ 20:29:48
I bet your grandma calls you her little lovely skirted sugar pumpkin, am I right? How sweet.Jun, 25th, 2005 @ 20:18:48

Punches by R2D2:
Uh, don't rush me. I'm thinking. Uh, uh, are you that guy..? Wait, nah, can't be. Your nose is too big. uh, um., uh, uhm...Jun, 25th, 2005 @ 08:19:21
Captain I-am-not-nice-to-parrots-but-I-am-nice-to-pirate-wannabes ?Jun, 25th, 2005 @ 08:19:21

Punches by monkeypoo:
John Smith? Well thats the closest i was gonna getJun, 23rd, 2005 @ 20:25:50
Never Mind, I'm not good as guessing anywayJun, 23rd, 2005 @ 20:25:50

Punches by Bobbin Threadbare:
I don't know I'm not a Voodoo Lady (I'm Lewis162)Jun, 18th, 2005 @ 11:58:50
I don't know. What about you Crackers? Crackers: Who the hec do you think I am?! A Voodoo Lady or something! (I'm Lewis162)Jun, 18th, 2005 @ 11:58:50

Punches by tiquito~master:
Evil BettyJun, 17th, 2005 @ 21:35:52
*cough* oliver clothes off *cough* ben dover *cough* droop peakockDec, 10th, 2005 @ 21:49:58

Punches by :
Kirk? dude your in the wrong franchaiseJun, 17th, 2005 @ 14:01:45
Corelli! were's your mandolin?Jun, 17th, 2005 @ 14:01:25

Punches by :
Captain Birdseye!!Jun, 15th, 2005 @ 20:10:07
Sir Captain reginald manderson heavywieght beard champion 1996 PHDJun, 15th, 2005 @ 20:10:07

Punches by Captain Raptor:
Split Pea with Ham?Sep, 7th, 2005 @ 14:36:53

Punches by :
Captain breathbadJun, 15th, 2005 @ 12:48:52
captain not-taken-a-shower-in-7-weeks?Jun, 15th, 2005 @ 12:48:52

Punches by :
Dart Vader!!!! (cough) (cough)...erhm,sorryJun, 15th, 2005 @ 10:09:44
Captain formerly known as prince?Aug, 25th, 2005 @ 20:55:55

Punches by Chuckie:
Captain Arghhh Schizofrenic???Jun, 14th, 2005 @ 18:16:22
O NO I remember you: LE SCHMUCK! or was it Le Duck? maybe Leuf Uck? hmmm... all those adventures have confused meJun, 14th, 2005 @ 18:16:57

Punches by molotovtaco:
Crunch!? Duuuuude... I used to eat yer cereal when i sailed to Monkey Island!!!Jun, 9th, 2005 @ 13:29:24
Grievious?? Lucasarts gave up on giving villians cool names they have to give names that means bad.Jun, 9th, 2005 @ 13:29:24

Punches by :
Flint Longsword?Jun, 3rd, 2005 @ 18:32:46
Lindy Mangrave?Jun, 3rd, 2005 @ 18:32:46

Punches by :
Dude! Aren't you Captain LeChit Breth, the worlds nastiest breath smelling captain of the Carribean?May, 27th, 2005 @ 07:12:41
Captain Sparrow! Jack Sparrow right? From Pirates of the Carribean! What the heck are you doing here anyway? May, 27th, 2005 @ 07:11:06

Punches by H.T.:
Captain Who needs a Tic-tac Of couse because your breath stinksMay, 24th, 2005 @ 14:52:13
A mysterious Captain! Aah, that sounds scary!!! but you are still not getting any money. May, 24th, 2005 @ 14:53:18

Punches by :
You know, you bear a striking resemblence to.....Jabba the Hut. Actually, I think Jabba is slightly better looking than you!May, 24th, 2005 @ 08:27:14
I-fell-off-the-ugly-tree-and-hit-every-branch-on-the-way-down?May, 24th, 2005 @ 08:27:14

Punches by :
You're LeChuck's grandmother, right?May, 23rd, 2005 @ 06:40:24
Captain Almighty Shut-Yer-YapMay, 23rd, 2005 @ 19:13:08

Punches by frenchrox12:
Oh, I'm sorry but you really need a tic tac!May, 20th, 2005 @ 16:57:00
Oh I know... oh it just went straight out of my headMay, 20th, 2005 @ 16:57:00

Punches by :
hey!!! how can i think while i am bein threatenedMay, 17th, 2005 @ 13:28:54
...em...em...well...um....cheese?...no no wait....captain thrrepwood....dady i missed u soo much!!!May, 17th, 2005 @ 13:28:54

Punches by SkyBluePink:
SnugglecakesMay, 15th, 2005 @ 19:59:25
Root Beer-dMay, 15th, 2005 @ 19:59:25

Punches by :
Stinkingface.May, 15th, 2005 @ 07:42:20
Repugnantguy.May, 15th, 2005 @ 07:42:20

Punches by rivertrolls:
Captain lucas artsMay, 1st, 2005 @ 18:39:11
and your here to stop me returning to entertain the kiddiesMay, 1st, 2005 @ 18:39:11

Punches by :
Captain of the Guybrush Threepwood fan club?Apr, 29th, 2005 @ 00:36:07
captain regular, right? the guy from the metamucil adds?Apr, 29th, 2005 @ 00:36:07

Punches by kitticom6:
Captin three headed monkeyApr, 28th, 2005 @ 16:51:21
Look! a three headed monkey!Apr, 28th, 2005 @ 16:51:21

Punches by BurntSiennaBeard:
Brownbeard? Graybeard? .....Burnt Sienna Beard?Apr, 25th, 2005 @ 21:18:37
Captain Rapierchin?Apr, 25th, 2005 @ 21:18:37

Punches by LargoLeGrand:
Hmmmmm... No, I can't think a good name for you right now...Apr, 24th, 2005 @ 15:24:27
Captain Make-Our-Guests-Feel-Uncomfortable?Apr, 24th, 2005 @ 15:24:27

Punches by ThatOneGuy:
Beef Willington!Apr, 22nd, 2005 @ 23:34:53
... How Am I supposed to think with all of these torches and swords surrounding me? geez!Apr, 21st, 2005 @ 21:59:05

Punches by Exclamation Point:
Captain Big-Old-Bed-Wetting-Doody-HeadApr, 17th, 2005 @ 23:55:33

Punches by :
Captain Rotten ToothApr, 15th, 2005 @ 11:29:44
Captain Take A BathApr, 15th, 2005 @ 11:29:44

Punches by Jawsy:
oh wait lemme squeeze this one outApr, 21st, 2005 @ 16:51:57
captain LeCreepApr, 21st, 2005 @ 16:51:57

Punches by madhat:
UpChuck?Apr, 8th, 2005 @ 14:16:17
Hoo..........no wait, isnt that copyright infringement of something?Apr, 8th, 2005 @ 14:16:17

Punches by :
It's Jack, right? But why are you here? Aren't you supposed to be at home with mom for her anniversary? Apr, 5th, 2005 @ 11:41:31

Punches by :
Garl Sansburg the biggest and baddest pirate of the seven seas, so am i just gonna die here or do i get to get on the boat and make a very dramatic escape.Apr, 5th, 2005 @ 11:26:40
Carl Sansburg, right? And you are my father, right?Apr, 5th, 2005 @ 11:28:57

Punches by :
captain Mansponge GrosstreeApr, 3rd, 2005 @ 12:58:53
captain LePooApr, 3rd, 2005 @ 12:58:53

Punches by :
errrrrrr.... Actually I have not idea. I just wanted you to stop speaking since your breath is horrible. Ha..ha... oh I am screwed.Apr, 3rd, 2005 @ 01:11:42
Hey look! The chimp talked!Apr, 3rd, 2005 @ 01:11:42

Punches by A Three Headed Monkey!:
Captain Saunders....Oh wait that's meant to be colonel but i'm sure I could smell chicken!Mar, 28th, 2005 @ 20:06:57
ummmmmmm when I forget my name I always check in my pants.........No chance of that happening ay? Mar, 28th, 2005 @ 20:06:57

Punches by Capn' Avi:
Captain... Oh, great, others already used this joke, so I can't use that great punchline, that's sure to win.... Mar, 29th, 2005 @ 01:33:35
Captain LeCh... wait... uuuum... I just know it has to be a joke about LeChuck...Mar, 29th, 2005 @ 01:29:00

Punches by hagssa:
Mr-Pirate-Guy-Who-Has-a-Henchman-With-A-Torch-And-Sword- And-Is-Sticking-It-In-My-Ear- So-For-All-That-Is-Good-And-Holy-Make-Him-Stop?Mar, 24th, 2005 @ 01:20:48
Grandpa Horatio Torquemada Marley?Aren't You Dead?OR AT LEAST A HERMIT WHO CALLS ME SPLINKY?OR PANTS BOY!Mar, 24th, 2005 @ 01:22:03

Punches by Glide:
Your name is Captain Crunch and your here to steal my cereal...?Mar, 23rd, 2005 @ 00:03:05
Don't tell me...Don't tell me.....I know this DON'T TELL ME!!!Mar, 23rd, 2005 @ 00:03:05

Punches by ViperMonkey35:
erm.....you look like a Sandra to me! hoo boy am I gonna pay for that!Apr, 17th, 2005 @ 18:32:34
Timmy....man you've sprouted, listen I'm really sorry about the lemonade!Mar, 10th, 2005 @ 15:32:42

Punches by :
it's Leadbottom, isn't it?Mar, 9th, 2005 @ 02:05:57
Joe Black?Mar, 9th, 2005 @ 02:05:57

Punches by DreadPiratePedro:
...Captain Melvin?Mar, 7th, 2005 @ 19:33:46
...Captain Morgan?Mar, 7th, 2005 @ 19:33:46

Punches by :
Squinky?Mar, 7th, 2005 @ 12:40:07
Gorbush Threekweed?Mar, 7th, 2005 @ 12:40:07

Punches by Captain Ackers:
Captain Dude-who-needs-a-plastic-surgeon-brochure?Mar, 4th, 2005 @ 07:54:43
Captain Wheely-poo?Mar, 4th, 2005 @ 07:54:43

Punches by TheDream:
Capn' Sticky Beard and his foul crew of candymen!Sep, 10th, 2007 @ 11:05:42
Captain LeChump??Sep, 10th, 2007 @ 11:04:42

Punches by BaRRaCuDa:
well well. if it is`t the captain LeChrimp?Feb, 28th, 2005 @ 04:40:47
are you the Famous seachrimp? i`ll be going now...Feb, 28th, 2005 @ 04:40:47

Punches by cplusdawg:
Err... Um... Uh...Feb, 25th, 2005 @ 19:33:34
Nope, I've got nothing!Feb, 25th, 2005 @ 19:33:34

Punches by The_Sacred:
Otis!!!! Got any Flowers???Feb, 23rd, 2005 @ 11:47:39
LeChucks Brother??? Captain Dead??Feb, 23rd, 2005 @ 11:47:39

Punches by mr.cool!:
captain pooFeb, 18th, 2005 @ 10:23:17
because your big fat ugly and stupidFeb, 18th, 2005 @ 10:23:17

Punches by :
eewwhhFeb, 17th, 2005 @ 10:38:46
yakkFeb, 17th, 2005 @ 10:38:46

Punches by chaztastick:
OTIS???Feb, 20th, 2005 @ 16:41:53
MAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?Feb, 20th, 2005 @ 16:41:53

Punches by :
"Wally!"......... You finally grew that beard!Feb, 12th, 2005 @ 13:09:04
"You've lost your monocle again?"Feb, 12th, 2005 @ 13:09:04

Punches by Gladys Pugh:
CAPTAIN GLADYS PUGH? GLADYS PUGH THE RADIO MAPLIN ANNOUNCER? HI-DE-HI!Feb, 3rd, 2005 @ 13:01:03
OR PEGGY OLLERENSHAW THE POTTY CHALET MAID?Feb, 3rd, 2005 @ 13:01:03

Punches by :
Captain Cook!Feb, 1st, 2005 @ 00:56:24
I mean, you're obviously a man of great tastes!Feb, 1st, 2005 @ 00:56:24

Punches by Moshi:
Murray??? You finally got your body back! Man, I preferred you as a skull...Jan, 30th, 2005 @ 10:51:06

Punches by :
Captain I-kill-the-parrot-and-let-the-human-alive!Feb, 17th, 2005 @ 21:00:32
Captain LeChimp!Jan, 27th, 2005 @ 13:28:21

Punches by :
Captain Morgan?Jan, 27th, 2005 @ 01:07:05
Captain Antagonist?Jan, 27th, 2005 @ 01:07:05

Punches by :
kurtJan, 23rd, 2005 @ 20:25:45
after the great grunge guy? your clothes make you look like an grunger..yeeeeJan, 23rd, 2005 @ 20:25:45

Punches by :
Um... Oogie Boogie Man?Jan, 21st, 2005 @ 10:43:38
Captain my-hair-is-too-dyed-to-fix-and-to-dirty-so-no-girl-will-ever- come-near-me-and-therefore-I-am-a-very-lonley-man?Jan, 21st, 2005 @ 10:43:38

Punches by :
Captain-kill-Crakers-and-not-meJan, 20th, 2005 @ 18:01:24
birds-eye, no err cook, no err, hold on, no give me a clue,Jan, 20th, 2005 @ 18:01:24

Punches by Muray:
wait youre a captain i tought you were some ugly woman......my bad...hehehe you know with that dress and all sorry mr.Feb, 14th, 2005 @ 00:42:40
mr. im an ugly pirate who kills people because im a big meanyMar, 24th, 2005 @ 23:38:09

Punches by :
LeChimp??? man, did you get a speicies-change operation?Jan, 15th, 2005 @ 18:18:37
dinghy dog?Jan, 15th, 2005 @ 18:18:37

Punches by Son of Guybrush:
Raymon everyone loves himJan, 12th, 2005 @ 02:32:21

Punches by :
I know, you're the Voodoo Lady! I can't tell you your name cuz it's a secret. No one must know it, not even you! Mwahahahahaha!Jan, 29th, 2005 @ 19:04:36
Captain...captain...uh...gimme a sec....Can I call you Bob, no no, Steve! That's it...don't you work with a Blue dog or something?Apr, 2nd, 2005 @ 14:58:21

Punches by :
Captain-that-will-spare-the-pirate-and- take-the-parrot-instead?Jan, 10th, 2005 @ 18:11:43
Captain....eh....captain......you ARE the captain, right?Jan, 12th, 2005 @ 18:57:47

Punches by :
You're the Captain Guybrush Treepwood, the only one who suceed to kill the famous pirate Lechuck...I know that !Jan, 10th, 2005 @ 17:42:32
Your name is Captain Long Nose...or Captain Torch...Captain...errr...I don't know, could I have a clue ?Jan, 10th, 2005 @ 17:42:32

Punches by :
Lucy, isn't it? Nice skirt by the way!Jan, 10th, 2005 @ 14:45:37

Punches by Goldey:
Captain LeChuck, its so obvious I mean you've had so many other disguises it only seems normal. Like Fester Shinetop, that Australian guy and even my little brother Chuckie.Dec, 31st, 2004 @ 23:15:05
Just plain, ordaniry, no frills, "Captain" right?Dec, 31st, 2004 @ 23:15:12

Punches by :
Actually, you can just go ahead and tell me.Dec, 30th, 2004 @ 16:29:12

Punches by sysy:
Can you just get on with it and kill me pleaseDec, 30th, 2004 @ 14:21:11
I know what you're gonna say Cpt. yahdeeyahdeeyahda and then tell me about how fearsome you are. Quite frankly I have heard it all before so just say your name and get on with the assination.Dec, 30th, 2004 @ 14:21:11

Punches by :
Captain Mad Eye Moody?...Oh, forget itDec, 30th, 2004 @ 12:22:07

Punches by staticrhubarb:
Captain Paxo?Jul, 22nd, 2005 @ 15:52:04
Actually, Jul, 22nd, 2005 @ 15:53:40

Punches by :
Captain Cracker? You know what? I can give you a matching parrot, how about that. Let`s say I get, oh I don`t know...My freedom for it?Jan, 11th, 2005 @ 07:35:56
Neh, it just would ruin the great relationsship we have built up these past seconds nowDec, 29th, 2004 @ 08:15:27

Punches by Dr. Lecter:
Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the pirates of the North commander of the Monkey Legions, loyal servant to the true dark under lord LeChuck, son to a murdered Australian land developer, husband to a hideous zombie, and wants revenge for their deathDec, 26th, 2004 @ 20:16:33
El Pollo Diablo, you released my monkeys, now you have taken on human form and have come back for meDec, 27th, 2004 @ 10:59:34

Punches by :
Loogie?Dec, 24th, 2004 @ 22:08:57
Lechu....oh no waitDec, 24th, 2004 @ 22:08:57

Punches by BlackbeardTheScummPirate:
Smellybag? Well, it seems so... Gee, how could these sailors sail with you?Dec, 16th, 2004 @ 08:03:07
YOU are Guybrush Threepwood, and YOU defeated LeChuck.... Yeah, sure. (Why is everybody stealing my name?)Dec, 16th, 2004 @ 08:03:07

Punches by :
captin poop deck? wow ur fatter in personDec, 16th, 2004 @ 00:15:16
watch it sonnyDec, 16th, 2004 @ 00:15:16

Punches by :
Actually, I don't know. I'm just killing time...Dec, 14th, 2004 @ 18:13:50
Wow, I thought I was about to say something smart. Next time, maybe.Dec, 14th, 2004 @ 18:11:57

Punches by :
You're one of the cannibals! Bananahead! I always wondered how that really weird shaped fruit fitted on your head, but now I know that it was perfect for you!Dec, 11th, 2004 @ 14:04:17
Calavera! You're the guy I asked about Grim Fandango! You've grown skin! Ew!Dec, 11th, 2004 @ 14:05:04

Punches by :
threepwood ... oh ... wait .... nevermindDec, 2nd, 2004 @ 17:59:12
captain constipateDec, 2nd, 2004 @ 17:59:12

Punches by Electribird:
You're name's Bobbin, right? Sorry, but I'm not your mother.Feb, 2nd, 2005 @ 16:18:37
You ended up on that Island of Death too, huh? How did you manage to find a ship?Nov, 30th, 2004 @ 08:28:40

Punches by GuybrushAMightyPirate:
Guybrush Threepwood... no wait... hang on thats MY NAME. HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY NAME YOU CAD!Nov, 29th, 2004 @ 20:05:32
you think this parrot is a gentlemen... then you sir are Captain DolittleNov, 29th, 2004 @ 20:05:32

Punches by :
Your the real captain loogie come to teach a lesson about identity fraud?Nov, 29th, 2004 @ 17:25:59
Manny Calavera and your back to right the wrongs in the land of the living?Nov, 29th, 2004 @ 17:25:59

Punches by Viewtiful Ape:
Cracker Barrel! You're Crackers' old master!Nov, 29th, 2004 @ 15:59:48
Um....uh....I know I know it's......erm....argh......it's on the tip of my touge....it's...it's...it's...ARRRRGH....nevermind, I give up.Nov, 29th, 2004 @ 15:50:03

Punches by :
The lost Welshman!!?? You finally stopping ferrying right?Nov, 27th, 2004 @ 19:35:12
Kenny!!!!!????? Boy, you grew so quickly, I thought you were rich! Nov, 27th, 2004 @ 19:35:12

Punches by Stormy:
Bloodgut.Nov, 27th, 2004 @ 15:59:54
Too much Grog.Nov, 27th, 2004 @ 15:59:54

Punches by :
Murray!! I-I a-assure you I'll take back yo-our arm...Nov, 25th, 2004 @ 16:05:28
Stan??? Now you work on this???Nov, 25th, 2004 @ 16:05:28

Punches by :
Captain LeChuck II?Nov, 21st, 2004 @ 15:44:56
If I guess correctly, will you let me go?Nov, 21st, 2004 @ 15:44:56

Punches by Flibbo:
captain cuddles. no? its very youDec, 10th, 2004 @ 17:05:30

Punches by :
Captain Bloodthirsty or Toothrot or some other cliché nonsense like that? Er... you're going to hurt me for that, aren't you?Mar, 27th, 2007 @ 01:08:51
Captain... hold on, what? Gentlemen? He's a parrot!Mar, 27th, 2007 @ 01:10:57

Punches by :
Aren't you Captain Marley? You DID survive!!Nov, 15th, 2004 @ 23:15:21
Look! Everyone! A three headed monkey!Nov, 15th, 2004 @ 23:15:21

Punches by guybrushmightypirate:
.....Hey,Wasn't you in the Pittsburgh team that won the world series?Nov, 28th, 2004 @ 18:35:36

Punches by Tripod:
Captain Hook? Im Peter and thats Wendy, now can we go?Nov, 13th, 2004 @ 22:19:36
arent you that Captain Dread who sailed me to Phatt Island in MI2™ ? no ?Nov, 13th, 2004 @ 22:21:19

Punches by :
Its On The Tip Of My Tounge....Cpt Er....Nope Lost It!Nov, 13th, 2004 @ 15:23:59
Your The Mysterious Captain of the adventures of Crackers Part 7 "A Mysterious Captain"Nov, 13th, 2004 @ 15:23:59

Punches by MurrayBwahahahahahahahaha:
Guybrush Threepwood...Wait that's me, I'm the captain!Nov, 13th, 2004 @ 01:54:38
Captain Release-These-Men.Nov, 13th, 2004 @ 01:54:38

Punches by Frekles:
Captain Paine... Lotzof Paine!Nov, 11th, 2004 @ 07:37:18
Captain Feel... Feel Colics!Nov, 11th, 2004 @ 07:37:18

Punches by :
You wouldn't happen to be that nice captain i heard about, that usually has dinner with his prisoners then let's them go?Nov, 7th, 2004 @ 20:08:01
Will Turner? but you were a blacksmith, no?Nov, 7th, 2004 @ 20:08:01

Punches by :
Pubic O'HaraNov, 7th, 2004 @ 14:47:45

Punches by Captain Pinkbeard:
... Captain Smellalot? Well, that wouldn't surprise me.Mar, 6th, 2005 @ 17:43:57
...Captain Pinkbeard? At last you shaved it off!Nov, 4th, 2004 @ 06:08:12

Punches by Carla:

Punches by limallama:
Captain Phlegmaster?Oct, 31st, 2004 @ 18:02:51
The Great Captain Goatbeard?Oct, 31st, 2004 @ 18:02:51

Punches by :
Hey I know you! Your Captain Tightpants McFarley! The first pirate slash doctor to introduce liposuction to Booty Island! Boy you must be a big hit with the ladies ey...hehehe (wink)Oct, 30th, 2004 @ 23:34:56
Wait don't tell me...your middle name's Luck...and your first name's Bad...Dec, 26th, 2004 @ 23:42:04

Punches by tsuyoshikentsu:
I know! You're Grand Admiral Tarkin, of the Gubernatorial Fleet!Oct, 29th, 2004 @ 23:08:37
This is the part where you steal my treasure map, isn't it?Oct, 29th, 2004 @ 23:08:37

Punches by :
Jack Sparow... ohh wait wrong scripedOct, 27th, 2004 @ 03:57:34
LaChinOct, 27th, 2004 @ 03:41:00

Punches by Wibble182:
Mr Fossey? Is that you?Oct, 26th, 2004 @ 13:40:45
Uncle Griswald! Its me, Hamilton!Oct, 28th, 2004 @ 13:01:13

Punches by spartanboy:
captain crusoe, the elgid pirate who didnt wash for years on a pirate island, or was that my uncle bob, i wonder.Oct, 25th, 2004 @ 06:32:59
captain...ur..wait its there...captain..hmmmm...what do you think crackers...polly wanna a cracker..thats it pollywannacracker, are you chinese?Oct, 25th, 2004 @ 06:32:03

Punches by :
Captain... ummmmmmmmm.....tell meOct, 22nd, 2004 @ 13:25:45
Ham'n'eggs?Oct, 22nd, 2004 @ 13:25:45

Punches by chicken12:
Captain crackers you know after your parrot you know thats funny he he why are you not laughing.Oct, 20th, 2004 @ 13:53:34
no i don't knowOct, 20th, 2004 @ 13:53:34

Punches by :
Winnie the pooh?Nov, 4th, 2004 @ 15:41:07
C-C-C-Captain V-V-V-Veryscary?Nov, 4th, 2004 @ 15:41:07

Punches by captain_loogie:
Captain dread?.... Oh, you're just dirtyOct, 21st, 2004 @ 15:13:25
captain....wait, are you trying to do that thing where your hair eventually starts to clean itself...Trust me, doesn't work.Oct, 17th, 2004 @ 10:10:58

Punches by :
Dominique! But you were a barber, weren't you?Oct, 15th, 2004 @ 13:52:42
Are you a clown of the circus of Melee? OH, I LOVE CIRCUS!Oct, 15th, 2004 @ 13:52:42

Punches by D Vibe:
Cap'n Low Fat High Fiber. Urgin' too be the prettiest cap'n in the caribbean!Oct, 13th, 2004 @ 08:20:09
Cap'n Bootsmell - Got no booty but smelly boots!Oct, 13th, 2004 @ 08:20:09

Punches by :
Cap'n Really-a-nice-guy-who-won't-kill-or-physically- torture-in-any-way-pretty-please-with-sugar-on-top!Oct, 12th, 2004 @ 12:35:40
Loreal. Because you not actually worth it, but I'll be niceOct, 12th, 2004 @ 12:41:44

Punches by :
Cpt. Unusually large earings?Oct, 9th, 2004 @ 18:11:35
Cpt. Couldn't-Get-A-Girl-Even-If-He- Was-The-Last-Guy-Alive?Oct, 9th, 2004 @ 18:11:35

Punches by Other White Meat:
...do you happen to have a barber named Dominique?Sep, 28th, 2004 @ 11:19:36
Nice ship, err, cool riggings... Cap'n 'Brave and would be interested in hiring a decent pirate who can hold his breath for 10 minutes'Sep, 28th, 2004 @ 11:19:36

Punches by :
You're one of thoes friendly pirates who drink tea and have friendly conversations.Sep, 30th, 2004 @ 12:03:15
Your'e Captain Gullable, Oh by the way did you buy your ship off Stan?Sep, 30th, 2004 @ 12:03:15

Punches by :
"Blackbead" only with out the "beard"Sep, 27th, 2004 @ 03:03:52
something or another" who inteneds to destroy / rule the carrabian or find treasure of great impotance and doesnt wnat to kill me...hint...Sep, 27th, 2004 @ 03:03:52

Punches by :
Monique ?Sep, 24th, 2004 @ 17:32:19
on second though... I'm sure nothing I can think of is half as funny as your real name.Sep, 24th, 2004 @ 17:33:50

Punches by :
Oh my god your.... My creepy brother Chuckie!!Sep, 23rd, 2004 @ 02:32:58
Mama.... or is it you Papa?!!Oct, 2nd, 2004 @ 00:38:26

Punches by :
Nancy?Sep, 21st, 2004 @ 15:18:25
LeNancy?Sep, 21st, 2004 @ 15:18:25

Punches by :
Captain Noshower?Sep, 14th, 2004 @ 04:55:48
Captain Notreasures? I mean, look at your clothes...Sep, 14th, 2004 @ 04:55:48

Punches by :
No wait, .............. Sorry i've lost and it was so funny to.Sep, 13th, 2004 @ 10:05:15
HOOK,.... but without the hook and the wee guy called smee.LOOK BEHIND YOU A CROCODILE THAT CAN TELL TIME OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!! Sep, 13th, 2004 @ 10:05:15

Punches by 5682:
Is it one of those names with the silent x in it?May, 25th, 2005 @ 16:28:49
Grandma?Sep, 16th, 2004 @ 18:01:26

Punches by :
Christopher Walken? Does it need more cowbell?Sep, 10th, 2004 @ 23:22:20
Were you the one who stole my change?Sep, 10th, 2004 @ 23:26:52

Punches by :
Capn'n Crunch Berries!!! You know, your cereal saved my life back in Monkey Island 1...Sep, 10th, 2004 @ 14:53:06
Morpheus, and now you're gonna make me choose between the red and the blue pill?Sep, 10th, 2004 @ 14:53:06

Punches by :
Long John Silver?Sep, 10th, 2004 @ 19:59:09
Art Lucas?Sep, 10th, 2004 @ 19:59:09

Punches by :
Bugs Bunny?Sep, 8th, 2004 @ 12:36:34
Donald Duck?Sep, 8th, 2004 @ 12:36:34

Punches by :
Captain Mighty Pirate Pineapple ?Sep, 7th, 2004 @ 09:23:17
Captain Senior Citizen man?Sep, 7th, 2004 @ 09:23:17

Punches by fut4_pourgh:
Captain "too unmarketable to get into any real monkey island story"Sep, 6th, 2004 @ 20:21:23
Captain "cant grow a real piratey beard", unlike my fine, designer, masculine love fluffSep, 6th, 2004 @ 20:21:23

Punches by welsh mouse:
if i say somehing nice, will you let me go?Sep, 16th, 2004 @ 13:09:25
bond, james bondSep, 5th, 2004 @ 17:56:14

Punches by :
are we going to die?Nov, 5th, 2005 @ 05:43:20
Smiley...? I choose not to name youNov, 5th, 2005 @ 05:38:53

Punches by 3xil3:
neverseenamirrorSep, 3rd, 2004 @ 07:13:39
my-mother's-a-grog-bottleSep, 3rd, 2004 @ 07:13:39

Punches by :
it's it's runaway from dangermanSep, 2nd, 2004 @ 09:45:44
your that guy from the shampoo commercialSep, 2nd, 2004 @ 09:45:44

Punches by Arch Evil:
Uh... can I buy a vowel?Aug, 31st, 2004 @ 22:41:08
Aren't you the great-great-great ancestor of H.T. Marley?Aug, 31st, 2004 @ 22:41:08

Punches by :
you are that lousy pirate wannabe - Guybrush Th... wait a moment... i think i've mistaken you for someone else...Aug, 30th, 2004 @ 20:39:04
you're Bobbin and you think that I'm your mother?Aug, 30th, 2004 @ 20:37:43

Punches by :
Captin Shadow? of the Demonic Sea Cow?Aug, 29th, 2004 @ 11:15:20
i Know Captin Captin Face?Aug, 29th, 2004 @ 11:15:20

Punches by James Isaac:
Hm... Can I phone a friend?Aug, 28th, 2004 @ 16:49:23
Elaine... is that you?Aug, 28th, 2004 @ 16:49:23

Punches by :
Captain Threepwood ! Dad, is that you ?Aug, 25th, 2004 @ 20:38:44
Your name is Captain eh, I've seen worst... Aug, 25th, 2004 @ 20:38:44

Punches by papapishu:
Dad?!Jun, 2nd, 2005 @ 08:14:05
It can't be! You're cpt. LeChimp! Ha! I recognized you from the very first time I saw your baboon crew!Oct, 12th, 2004 @ 06:48:01

Punches by :
You're captain Jonathan Q. Walrustitty, former hamster-breeder and politician.Aug, 24th, 2004 @ 13:14:48
Aren't you Davy Jones, author of "Me and my locker: an autobiography"?Sep, 14th, 2004 @ 16:10:54

Punches by Fred Weasley:
Captain America! *cheesy music blares in the background*Aug, 20th, 2004 @ 13:36:27
No? Well, can I call you Bob? XDAug, 20th, 2004 @ 13:36:27

Punches by :
I know Gorgon Zola CheeseAug, 20th, 2004 @ 09:45:25
Captain Monkey ArseAug, 20th, 2004 @ 09:45:25

Punches by Guybrush-production:
Captain James T. Körk from the Enterprise and you are here to rescue us!Aug, 20th, 2004 @ 16:44:49
Captain Paco the cruelly and uncombedAug, 20th, 2004 @ 16:34:22

Punches by :
Captain Nice?Feb, 13th, 2005 @ 02:09:35
Captain Parrot-Lover?Feb, 13th, 2005 @ 02:09:35

Punches by :
Captain Incredible and you can fly.Dec, 4th, 2004 @ 17:22:13
Captain Turtle head and you are as fast as night.Dec, 4th, 2004 @ 17:24:20

Punches by Cronny:
On second thought, if it isn't Mr. Lucas I don't careAug, 7th, 2004 @ 14:50:06
Luke Skywalker and you're here to rescue me.Aug, 7th, 2004 @ 14:50:06

Punches by Grim:
You're a mysterious captain (like it says above) *looks up*Aug, 5th, 2004 @ 06:12:59
You're my father aren't you???Aug, 5th, 2004 @ 06:12:12

Punches by MeleeBoy0:
Captain Hook?Jul, 31st, 2004 @ 22:56:17
Barbossa? That's it, Barbossa!Jul, 31st, 2004 @ 22:56:17

Punches by :
does it rime with.... orange?Oct, 16th, 2004 @ 15:16:57
but before i geuss i have to ask one question... is this going to be scary? Because I warn you, I'm easily startled and will scream like a baby.Oct, 16th, 2004 @ 15:15:10

Punches by :
legrandeJul, 19th, 2004 @ 03:02:49
yeh, that's it.Jul, 19th, 2004 @ 03:02:49

Punches by :
This punchline is really old.Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 19:27:23
You're probably LeChuck's fathers sisters nephew, LeChuck.Aug, 4th, 2005 @ 19:27:23

Punches by :
I've got the feeling that it has something to do with Le. Can I call a friend?Jul, 17th, 2004 @ 14:49:52
I guess... Captain I-Like-People-Named-Guybrush-Threepwood-And- Will-Let-Them-Go. Jul, 17th, 2004 @ 14:49:52

Punches by Rocktoddy:
You're Captain Frank-N-Furter! Yeah I get that a lot, people say I'm a Rocky Horror look-a-like...Jul, 16th, 2004 @ 16:35:51
Captain o' Luuurve? *Giggle!*Jul, 16th, 2004 @ 16:37:05

Punches by :
Nice ship but where's the bottle?Apr, 28th, 2007 @ 12:13:53
Fancypants no wait judging by the smell more like Captain Rancid Pants!!!Apr, 28th, 2007 @ 12:13:53

Punches by :
Who care's what your name is. This parrot belongs in a Museum!Jul, 14th, 2004 @ 07:35:58
Stan your taking this salesman thing way too far!Jul, 13th, 2004 @ 08:46:25

Punches by Arjak:
Uh, wild guess... Mr. Hi-Fi Banjostrings?Jul, 10th, 2004 @ 23:09:21
Jonny Depp!Jul, 10th, 2004 @ 23:09:21

Punches by gaming_guy:
er.....um... look a three headed monkeyJul, 8th, 2004 @ 17:03:23
Lechuck..no...LeChimp...no..Leugly?Jul, 8th, 2004 @ 17:03:23

Punches by Legge:
George Palmwood?Jul, 22nd, 2004 @ 14:14:53
Oh, i dont care what your name is. Take Guybrush! Spare me!Oct, 16th, 2004 @ 10:29:14

Punches by Quicksilver6:
You're Captain Morgan? Your breath gives it away.Jul, 7th, 2004 @ 01:44:27
You're from Amway, aren't you? I already gave at the Scumm Bar!Jul, 7th, 2004 @ 01:44:27

Punches by :
mancomb seepgoodOct, 23rd, 2004 @ 08:22:34
el.polle,diabloMay, 13th, 2006 @ 09:38:33

Punches by Space_Pirate:
NeedsomeballsJul, 1st, 2004 @ 15:04:16
I-will-have-mercy-on-you-if-you-join-villanous-crewJul, 1st, 2004 @ 21:48:46

Punches by :
Captain Bor E.D. Ofthispunchline?May, 19th, 2005 @ 15:27:10
The very evil and all over the carribean feared Captain PlunderbunnyMar, 6th, 2005 @ 13:58:55

Punches by Lecter 66:
LeCharles? LeChow? LeChump? They all start with LECJun, 25th, 2004 @ 12:51:34
Captain you-will-let-us-go-nice-and-easy?Jun, 25th, 2004 @ 12:51:34

Punches by Breakdown7:
Captain Zack Finch? You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've heard of.Jun, 24th, 2004 @ 15:08:22

Punches by :
Cap'n Toothless Wonder?Jun, 21st, 2004 @ 14:17:22
...Hey! Can you help me figure out how to finish Escape from Monkey Island? I'm kinda stuck on this one part...Jun, 21st, 2004 @ 14:17:22

Punches by monkey boy:
captain sea sailerJun, 18th, 2004 @ 13:08:39
captain ..captain.. i give up u win ill be off thenJun, 18th, 2004 @ 13:08:39

Punches by :
Captain Nice-a-lot?Jun, 18th, 2004 @ 06:26:04
Actually I'd rather not know.Jun, 18th, 2004 @ 06:26:04

Punches by :
Captain Jack? Will you take me to your special island?Jun, 14th, 2004 @ 17:50:40
Jean Luc Picard? Aren't we in the wrong century?Jun, 14th, 2004 @ 17:50:40

Punches by mIGaL:
Le......Jun, 11th, 2004 @ 07:39:17
LeChimp!Jun, 11th, 2004 @ 07:39:17

Punches by Byakko:
Your name is Captain Sterotypical-raggidity-pirate-with-not-enough-pieces-e ight-to-even-buy-a-decent-hat.Jun, 10th, 2004 @ 06:40:52
'Bond. James Bond.' Captain: "That's right, who you'd know?"Jun, 10th, 2004 @ 06:40:52

Punches by Wizardjjm:
... No on second thought you tell me...Jun, 9th, 2004 @ 20:13:03
Errr.... I don't have a name, I was gonna use what you came up with...Jun, 9th, 2004 @ 20:13:03

Punches by :
No, wait, let me guess... The secret to Monkey Island lies not in the garden itself, but in the blend of eleven herbs and spices for which...Jun, 9th, 2004 @ 02:14:47
Boston Low?Jun, 9th, 2004 @ 02:27:08

Punches by :
Now you're going to make me beg for my life and eat my parrot?Jun, 7th, 2004 @ 01:28:06
Captain Black... Wait, we're on a ship? I thought it was an island!Jun, 7th, 2004 @ 01:28:06

Punches by Swordfighter:
You must be LeChucks brother..Guybru-oh wait, thats meJun, 6th, 2004 @ 00:16:52

Punches by Swordfighter:
Bullwyf, n i dont care what youve been throuh, youre mine now, you will do as i say, and not as i do, any questions?Jun, 6th, 2004 @ 00:14:51
Yea, im thirsty, you have any root beer?Jun, 6th, 2004 @ 00:14:51

Punches by Swordfighter:
Bullwyf, terror of 4 of the 7 seas, includin caribbean, n can hold my breath 4 5 mins, beat that Kill HoodJun, 6th, 2004 @ 00:07:28
Threepwood...n i can hold it 4 10 mins!Jun, 6th, 2004 @ 00:07:28

Punches by Swordfighter:
CowenseJun, 6th, 2004 @ 00:02:36
...your kiddin right?Jun, 6th, 2004 @ 00:02:36

Punches by :
Hook? Now...where's my pixie...I can fly, I can fly...Jun, 5th, 2004 @ 14:01:55
Never mind...it's no use, whatever answer I give will just end up being wrong...then you'll take us and lock us in your hold and I'll find a way out somehow. I always do...after all I am Guybrush Threepwood - Mighty Pirate!Jun, 5th, 2004 @ 14:01:55

Punches by Jojo Junior:
Dairy Farmer .. ?Jun, 18th, 2004 @ 11:16:29
Pegnose Pablo , Pegnose's father , no wait .. you still have your nose..Jun, 18th, 2004 @ 11:16:29

Punches by :
Captain Stereotype?Jun, 2nd, 2004 @ 13:39:20
O Captain my Captain?Jun, 2nd, 2004 @ 13:39:20

Punches by grogmeplz:
**gulp** not captin Porclin...right?Jul, 20th, 2004 @ 03:31:50
Yo Gurt...we' ve had almost every other dairy productJun, 14th, 2004 @ 00:57:11

Punches by :
Captain Emily , first fomen captain in caribbean ?May, 31st, 2004 @ 15:40:21
or maybe Captain monkey head ?May, 31st, 2004 @ 15:40:21

Punches by :
Ol'Haer, funny as hell and been thereMay, 28th, 2004 @ 15:08:29
Well let's start the guessing, Bob?... Simon? Steven?... Captain I'm too old for this and my hair is too long and my pirates hat is broken?May, 28th, 2004 @ 15:08:29

Punches by :
it's those darned plastic surgeons, eh Meathook?May, 24th, 2004 @ 15:46:19
Carla? thank goodness I'm the video games main role - I never age a day!May, 24th, 2004 @ 15:47:45

Punches by :
Oh, hey Captain Bobby, I'm just gonna ... borrow... your ship. Okay?May, 18th, 2004 @ 20:33:32
Well, I'm gonna say, ... Captain... Ahab?May, 18th, 2004 @ 20:33:32

Punches by mooneva:
Captian creepy?May, 18th, 2004 @ 08:44:37
its Captain I'm Gonna Hurt You...isnt it? ....please say no....^^;May, 18th, 2004 @ 08:44:37

Punches by Fusion:
coconutMay, 15th, 2004 @ 15:24:09
Melbert. You indeed look like a MelbertMay, 15th, 2004 @ 15:24:09

Punches by Three Headed Banana:
Captain Jack... Err... Jack... Rabbit?May, 14th, 2004 @ 17:22:03
Captain Nelson - Demoted for the pickle barrel incident?May, 14th, 2004 @ 17:22:03

Punches by Jojoboy:
I'm Captain Bobbin, are you my mother?May, 12th, 2004 @ 21:28:25
because the more wrong answers I guess, the longer it'll take you to kill me.May, 17th, 2004 @ 21:18:15

Punches by :
ED! ... From the mail room, right!May, 11th, 2004 @ 05:13:49
... and Tennille?May, 11th, 2004 @ 05:13:49

Punches by :
Batman, is that you??May, 10th, 2004 @ 22:18:56
Captain Oldbag, i've heard so much about you!!May, 10th, 2004 @ 22:18:56

Punches by asdman:
RumpilsitsanksMay, 10th, 2004 @ 22:00:42
dumb bumMay, 10th, 2004 @ 22:00:42

Punches by excelsior:
Largo La Grande? no wait he's bald!May, 8th, 2004 @ 20:30:53
Murray The Former Talking SkullMay, 8th, 2004 @ 20:30:53

Punches by :
Ricardo Luigi Pierre M'Benga Chang Nehru O'Hara Casaba the Third?May, 8th, 2004 @ 16:48:52
Corelli?May, 8th, 2004 @ 16:48:52

Punches by :
Captain nemo from Batman returns, right ? ...... Sorry the operator got me a rong script . May, 8th, 2004 @ 06:26:09
I think my mother used to dress like that, so you're ..... my aunt ??!!May, 8th, 2004 @ 06:26:09

Punches by :
Captain Udder...How appropriate, you fight like a cowMay, 5th, 2004 @ 08:39:47
Captain Death? I don't need to worry about you, this isn't a Sierra game!May, 5th, 2004 @ 08:39:47

Punches by :
woodbeardMay, 4th, 2004 @ 13:50:51

Punches by :
Captain Gilligan, and your hosting a 3 hour tour!May, 1st, 2004 @ 03:22:58
Your the evil captain in this punchline!May, 1st, 2004 @ 03:22:58

Punches by :
Your name is the Evil Zombie Pirate DuChump, and you're here to steal my wife, and kill me on the side - well I'm having none of that buster! Do you understand the pain and trauma that puts me through?Apr, 22nd, 2004 @ 01:44:55
You're here to audition for the latest embodiment of LeChuck. You don't look right. I don't have time for people like you - buhbye.Apr, 22nd, 2004 @ 01:44:55

Punches by :
...you forgot your line.Apr, 22nd, 2004 @ 01:37:50
Captain... Captain... I don't care. For as long as you're not another LeChuck, I'll scrub your deck and hoist your sails--just don't k-kill meeeee!Apr, 22nd, 2004 @ 01:37:50

Punches by Lambretta125:
...............Mrs LeChuck?Apr, 19th, 2004 @ 17:12:55
..EEP!........Um.........Captain Squishy Bunny of Fluffy-Wuffy Island??Apr, 19th, 2004 @ 17:12:55

Punches by :
Captain Convenient Plot Device? Now can we sail me back home already?Apr, 17th, 2004 @ 07:09:00
"Captain Saltbeard. How may I help you?" 'Cause that's what your name tag says.Apr, 17th, 2004 @ 07:09:00

Punches by broomie:
Grogbreath?Apr, 16th, 2004 @ 08:51:05
Lechuck? Because I wouldn't be surprised.... try me.Apr, 16th, 2004 @ 08:51:05

Punches by :
I don't know who do you think i am a Voodoo LadyMay, 18th, 2004 @ 04:24:19
Captain .....Apr, 14th, 2004 @ 07:45:47

Punches by Seanyboy:
Captain Will Trade Idiots Life for Breath Holding Classes?Apr, 11th, 2004 @ 17:54:42
Captain Carribean Fried Parrot Eater? Extra Crispy!Apr, 15th, 2004 @ 17:23:53

Punches by :
Amadeus Fleepoop? Don't tell me!!!! Don't tell me!!! Apr, 11th, 2004 @ 16:57:20
Err...Mandy Moore?Apr, 11th, 2004 @ 16:57:20

Punches by :
Amadeus Fleepoop?Apr, 11th, 2004 @ 16:55:43

Punches by :
AH! Captain Solo!Apr, 11th, 2004 @ 07:37:46
Guess they kept you in carbonite a little to long eh?Apr, 11th, 2004 @ 07:37:46

Punches by :
Captain Ricardo Luigi Pierre M'Benga Chang Nehru O'Hara Casaba the Third?!Apr, 9th, 2004 @ 06:05:33
Wow! Captain America!? What happened to the blue spandex, man? That was a good look!Apr, 9th, 2004 @ 06:05:33

Punches by Stitch1141:
Captain Ctunch?Jul, 23rd, 2004 @ 14:43:28
What?!? You both have the same ugly face!!!Jul, 23rd, 2004 @ 14:43:28

Punches by Ubu:
Captain Scurvy?Apr, 6th, 2004 @ 17:49:20
Captain Shadowhide?Apr, 6th, 2004 @ 17:49:20

Punches by Edvard nan Eelgaan:
Captain.. Oojamaflip? Nonence!Apr, 5th, 2004 @ 14:13:37
Hobnob? What, your a wheaty sailor?Apr, 5th, 2004 @ 14:13:37

Punches by Poerd:
Iglo? Still trying to sell block-shaped-fish to kids?Apr, 4th, 2004 @ 16:51:16
Rottingham? Finally found your look, eh?Apr, 4th, 2004 @ 16:51:16

Punches by :
Captain A: Floppydisk?Apr, 3rd, 2004 @ 17:45:49
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Federation Starship Enterprise?Apr, 3rd, 2004 @ 17:45:49

Punches by xandmatt:
Captain LeChimp?Apr, 3rd, 2004 @ 14:26:28

Punches by :
You're wearing a skirt... hmm... ah! Captain She-Male!Apr, 17th, 2004 @ 00:11:40
Captain Anchovie bre-... phheeeew....Apr, 17th, 2004 @ 00:12:19

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Daddy?Apr, 1st, 2004 @ 09:28:22
You must be George Michael...Apr, 1st, 2004 @ 09:28:22

Punches by cain:
Bobin Threadbeare's mother?Mar, 29th, 2004 @ 08:47:45
My cousin's friend' daughter's husbandMar, 29th, 2004 @ 08:41:13

Punches by Denniss:
Uh... actually i'm just stalling. I'll be finished in three more minutes...May, 6th, 2005 @ 07:02:40
Captain Le... something right?Mar, 25th, 2005 @ 03:18:37

Punches by DarkPoet:
Neddie Seagoon, right?Mar, 28th, 2004 @ 07:18:34
Captain Wuss-Pants? Of the Fairy-Foo family?Mar, 28th, 2004 @ 07:18:34

Punches by :
Are you the skeleton captain of the Black Pearl? Oops, you aren't a skeleton.Mar, 26th, 2004 @ 09:11:34
Are you my mommy? The swan?Mar, 26th, 2004 @ 09:11:34

Punches by Seabass:
Knowing the predictability of LucasArts, you can only be LeChuck in disguise!Oct, 3rd, 2004 @ 08:46:46
You must be Captain van der Decken, the flying dutchman!Mar, 21st, 2004 @ 09:13:16

Punches by Kenley:
....errr...ahhhh.... Captain.... Captain B....no, no... Just hold on a second.Mar, 17th, 2004 @ 19:08:22
...Elaine!?! Is that really you?Mar, 21st, 2004 @ 04:23:48

Punches by Rogy Man:
Captain Nice?Dec, 5th, 2005 @ 02:12:01
Captain Iwillreleasemyprisonersrightafterbeingcaught?Mar, 16th, 2004 @ 19:36:30

Punches by q tip 011092:
Cheese. Well thats what goes with Crackers!Mar, 16th, 2004 @ 13:57:42
Captain christmas. Christmas(&) crackers. The Pair at sea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Jun, 15th, 2004 @ 15:58:58

Punches by guybrush_90:
One of the members of village people???Mar, 18th, 2004 @ 06:46:04
Captain Paco Vink??????Mar, 18th, 2004 @ 06:46:04

Punches by Mango:
Le ch...ump?Mar, 10th, 2004 @ 15:38:02
Captain shoot-cannonball-at-friendly-strangers- who-walk-on-your-island?Mar, 10th, 2004 @ 15:38:02

Punches by ???:
Le-Chuck?Mar, 7th, 2004 @ 00:47:36
No, nevermind. I thought you looked like someone I once knew.Mar, 7th, 2004 @ 00:48:11

Punches by :
Doody-head?Mar, 4th, 2004 @ 18:24:29
Err...Guybrush?No thats my name!Mar, 4th, 2004 @ 18:24:53

Punches by :
Hm.... Well....I would be surpurised if your parents dignified that "FACE" with a name.Mar, 4th, 2004 @ 16:13:37
Were they SERIOUSILY drunk on grog that night and named you "Sparkey" or "Snuggle kitty"?Mar, 4th, 2004 @ 16:13:37

Punches by FanOfStan:
YOU'RE BOBBIN!?!?!?Mar, 3rd, 2004 @ 10:34:43

Punches by :
Barbossa? Seriously, I didn't know the medallion was yours…wait…hold on...whose blood is to be repaid?Mar, 2nd, 2004 @ 19:59:36
Crunch? I thought you weren't suppost to get soggy when you get a little wet under the ears.Mar, 2nd, 2004 @ 19:59:36

Punches by :
Captain Rancid, scurge of the seven fleas?Mar, 2nd, 2004 @ 17:06:47
Captain Generic-Evil-Pirate?Mar, 2nd, 2004 @ 17:06:47

Punches by GreenParrot:
Smirk? thats either glued to your face or my names guybrush peepwoodMar, 2nd, 2004 @ 07:25:36
judging from the length of your left brow and your suffocating smile you'd be... Aunt Helga!Mar, 2nd, 2004 @ 07:25:36

Punches by :
No, better not. Can we just go sulk in the hull now, or do you have to tell us a long and hideously boring story first?Feb, 27th, 2004 @ 01:00:05
Oldhat?Oct, 26th, 2005 @ 19:03:19

Punches by Monkey_Wrangler:
BEARDLESS!!! Even mine grows thicker then that! Amazing!Feb, 26th, 2004 @ 11:33:41
BEARDLESS!!! Boy, I know how that feels...Feb, 26th, 2004 @ 11:32:39

Punches by :
captain arrmander. for a while i thought you were a rare pirate-mon gaming card. but now i know your for real.Feb, 25th, 2004 @ 22:23:07
uncle. UNCLE!!!!!!!!Feb, 25th, 2004 @ 21:50:13

Punches by :
Captain Vader! And you're my father! Oh, George Lucas is so predictable...Feb, 24th, 2004 @ 19:44:23

Punches by :
Captain Jack Sparrow?Feb, 24th, 2004 @ 12:32:17
Orlando Bloom?Feb, 24th, 2004 @ 12:32:17

Punches by MC_Rimes:
Captain "I-dont-like-parrots", no, too bad. I have one parrot to get ridd off!Feb, 22nd, 2004 @ 21:20:12
Bond? Captain James Bond?Feb, 22nd, 2004 @ 21:20:12

Punches by Ike54:
Captain Underpants?Feb, 22nd, 2004 @ 18:42:43

Punches by :
LA l..Feb, 21st, 2004 @ 19:07:40
LA landlover,getting any closerFeb, 21st, 2004 @ 19:07:40

Punches by Tarryn K:
You're Captain Fudd, millionaire. You own a mansion and a yacht.Feb, 19th, 2004 @ 11:50:04
Captain Threepwood..and you're actually my father...Feb, 19th, 2004 @ 11:50:04

Punches by Mellonhead:
Cap'n Blackbeard Barbossa LeChuck Francis Brig the Third?Feb, 19th, 2004 @ 08:04:08
Captn why is this puncline still here, shouldn't there be another one... :sNov, 1st, 2004 @ 10:17:08

Punches by mikerus:
Dominique? I'll have a short back and sides.Feb, 18th, 2004 @ 16:16:05
Crackers? Oh no he's right here.Feb, 18th, 2004 @ 16:18:58

Punches by :
im selling these fine leather jacketsFeb, 17th, 2004 @ 18:55:21
sam and maxFeb, 17th, 2004 @ 18:55:21

Punches by :
What kind of form are you in this time LeChuck? A man with a hint of zombie, hint of odour, wow, i could be a voodoo lady!Jul, 4th, 2004 @ 17:01:43
Cap'n Small crew, that you? Jul, 4th, 2004 @ 17:01:43

Punches by GoT:
You're Captain Le-I'll-trade-you-this-parrot-if-ye-let-me-go?Feb, 6th, 2004 @ 00:25:06
Capatin Rubber? I am Captain Glue Mighty Pirate! Prepare to meet your doom!Feb, 6th, 2004 @ 00:25:06

Punches by Mini Guybrush:
Oh my god, you're the guy who shivered LeChuck's timbers!Feb, 5th, 2004 @ 10:46:32

Punches by ARRR!:
L. Chuck Wannabe? You'v e gotta get your beard on fire!Feb, 5th, 2004 @ 02:41:22
Big Old Stinky Hat on Top of Greasy Hair?Feb, 5th, 2004 @ 02:41:22

Punches by zinar7:
Ferret McDoodle...yes, your name strikes nausea into every pirate in the Tri-Island area!Feb, 4th, 2004 @ 15:18:41
Citizen of Melee Island come to haunt me again! Where'd you bird go?Feb, 4th, 2004 @ 15:18:41

Punches by bigron:
Joey......Jojo.......Junior......Jabadoo?Jul, 31st, 2004 @ 15:56:33
You are going to tell us a LONG and BORING story about your name and adventures! Just let me walk the plank and Crackers will tell me it later!Mar, 20th, 2004 @ 13:46:59

Punches by frost:
you wanna touch my birdie?Feb, 3rd, 2004 @ 15:51:59
captain "i don't have a parrot on my shoulder"?Feb, 3rd, 2004 @ 15:51:59

Punches by :
Luke Seawater: the chosen one to bring balance to the force! May, 8th, 2004 @ 05:29:22
James Captain... or was it Bond?Feb, 3rd, 2004 @ 00:10:48

Punches by :
Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise? How did you end up in this dumpster? Didn`t save your pennies when you should have, eh Cappy?Jan, 27th, 2004 @ 20:38:31
Lou Albano? Man, you“ve lost weight! Hey, and don“t tell me that good ol“ Crackers here is really that Lauper chick?Jan, 27th, 2004 @ 20:38:31

Punches by :
Captain Planet!?! I love what you did with the planeteersJan, 27th, 2004 @ 09:01:45
Captain Fancypants!!! Oooh La LA!!!Jan, 27th, 2004 @ 09:01:45

Punches by :
Captain... uh... What was the question again...?Jan, 26th, 2004 @ 00:05:00
Captain Mc...Ug...lee? On second thought, it's best you don't let me guess. Heh...Jan, 26th, 2004 @ 00:05:00

Punches by :
Captin Deathbreath, because p - uJan, 24th, 2004 @ 17:48:34
Captin Death; these writers, don't get me startedJan, 24th, 2004 @ 17:48:34

Punches by barbeblonde:
Captain Nemo? can I call you ishmael??Jan, 23rd, 2004 @ 18:45:59

Punches by Jon Threepwood:
Cervantes de Leon?Jan, 23rd, 2004 @ 18:41:24
Smeagol. Or Gollum, perhaps.Jan, 23rd, 2004 @ 18:41:24

Punches by :
i bet you don't eat oranges so captain scurvy?Jan, 23rd, 2004 @ 02:34:09
captain cabin boy right?Feb, 6th, 2004 @ 20:36:51

Punches by :
.. You prefer to be referred to as "Herr Ring" - And what's with that awful stench of fish around here?Jan, 22nd, 2004 @ 17:21:08
err... Can I buy a vowel?Jan, 22nd, 2004 @ 17:21:08

Punches by Everness:
Captain Dead Parrot? Pining for the fjords?Feb, 18th, 2004 @ 15:03:47
You're....a Goodsoup!! no doubt about it, well met, I am your deceased cousinFeb, 18th, 2004 @ 15:03:47

Punches by :
Captain Caniving, the cruel but nefariously well-mannered wolf of the sea?Jan, 20th, 2004 @ 04:42:52
Umm... I got it! You're Captain Blood, creepy by both name AND nature, right?Jan, 20th, 2004 @ 04:42:52

Punches by :
Captain Marvel? God I love your comics!Jan, 19th, 2004 @ 18:01:47
Captain Merrill Stuebing? Remeber Isaac?Jan, 19th, 2004 @ 18:01:47

Punches by :
Something totally unconnected with pain, misery, and madly spinning death?Jan, 19th, 2004 @ 17:36:31
Captain Willing-To-Accept-Bribes?Jan, 19th, 2004 @ 17:36:31

Punches by :
Silver? The one with the longjohns?Jan, 19th, 2004 @ 04:35:01
You want me to be your flooring inspector, right? I get that all the time...Jan, 19th, 2004 @ 04:35:39

Punches by :
I thought I recognised you! I gave you a plate of corn-muffins back in 1967 to paint my chicken coop! And you never did!Jan, 17th, 2004 @ 04:47:43
You're captain, um, the breeze is picking up and I can see your invisible underwear, or can't I see it?!?!?!?!Jan, 17th, 2004 @ 04:47:43

Punches by :
We're on captain candid?Jan, 16th, 2004 @ 20:22:08
Captain __Jan, 16th, 2004 @ 20:22:08

Punches by :
Le Chuck?! no wait... you're too clean to be Le Chuck...Jan, 16th, 2004 @ 14:00:22
Krunch!!! i love you're cereal!!! i eat it every morning... blah blah blah...Jan, 16th, 2004 @ 14:00:22

Punches by Lewis162:
I don't know I'm not a Voodoo LadyMar, 2nd, 2004 @ 06:43:46
I don't know. What about you Crackers? Crackers: Who the hec do you think I am?! A Voodoo Lady or something!Jan, 16th, 2004 @ 23:38:45

Punches by :
You fight like a cow?Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 23:27:50
You're going to tell us some incredibly corny name, followed by a series of bellowing laughter, before quickly snapping to seriousness and telling these goons behind me to make us walk the plank, which will then be carried out with much laughing and cheerJan, 15th, 2004 @ 23:29:23

Punches by :
Captain Oversea...? It said that on your badge.Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 22:57:13
Barry... Mate, I haven't seen you since for that priate school. You gotta remember that secret handshake... friend?Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 22:57:13

Punches by zeroloop:
Why your one eyed pete...I heard nothing but good things about you.Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 19:02:18

Punches by zeroloop:
i'm Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 19:00:54

Punches by zeroloop:
Cap. Morgan? Thanks. I could use a drink rite now.Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 18:59:32
RapScalian? I told you i shut the gas off.Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 18:59:32

Punches by zeroloop:
Cap. Morgan? Thanks. I could use a drink rite now.Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 18:52:32
RapScalian? I told you i shut the gas off.Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 18:52:32

Punches by peepwood:
do you know him?Jan, 17th, 2004 @ 11:36:22
Herman!!!!!Jan, 17th, 2004 @ 11:36:22

Punches by :
captain mercy, the nicest, most non-throatslitting pirate there is?Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 15:05:14
captain rottingHam? I can see those hairdemons did more than just ruining your hairJan, 15th, 2004 @ 15:05:14

Punches by McPirate:
Captain Mystery! The most feared article-writer in the tri island area.Jan, 15th, 2004 @ 11:32:03

Punches by :
Doom? Death? Evil? Actually I have no idea...Jan, 14th, 2004 @ 19:12:34
....I'm thinking...Jan, 14th, 2004 @ 19:13:47

Punches by :
Babar, King of the Elephants?Jan, 13th, 2004 @ 21:15:31
Satan's pudding-pie?Jan, 13th, 2004 @ 21:15:31

Punches by Gito-San:
Ye Olde Ugly Face?Jan, 21st, 2004 @ 12:54:11
Le Chuck...no, wait, that's my brothers name...Jan, 13th, 2004 @ 14:13:06

Punches by lilacroft:
Lechump?Jan, 13th, 2004 @ 13:12:36

Punches by :
Brittany? Is that really you? Wow, you've grown into a beautiful woman...Jan, 12th, 2004 @ 15:35:24

Punches by :
Kirk. Always loved that name. Is your butler called James?Jan, 12th, 2004 @ 14:08:20
Psst.. Crackers.. Have any helium gas?Jan, 12th, 2004 @ 14:08:20

Punches by :
If I learnt something in the voodoo School!!, Your name is, Bobbin?!Jan, 12th, 2004 @ 10:52:40
Mmm really! I Don't Know what to say!!! Is the first time that someone treat me like a pirate!!Jan, 12th, 2004 @ 10:52:40

Punches by Ice_Phoenix13:
Is that you Cap'n Dread? How have you been 'mon? No, wait you're not Cap'n Dread. Damn I thought I'd finaly found you again.Oct, 10th, 2004 @ 12:01:01
Don't know, don't care, so couyld you please let me go know? I have pointless missions and evil plans to thwart.Oct, 10th, 2004 @ 12:01:01

Punches by Coffe:
arent u that guy from monkey island 1?Jan, 10th, 2004 @ 20:27:05

Punches by :
You are... well i don't now. You tell me.Jan, 11th, 2004 @ 11:59:40
Well for one thing you smell really bad.Jan, 10th, 2004 @ 18:55:37

Punches by :
Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!Jan, 10th, 2004 @ 18:03:47
...Mom?Jan, 10th, 2004 @ 18:03:47

Punches by rh4ps0dy:
Captain Threepwood, the one that kicked LeChuck's butt?Jan, 10th, 2004 @ 16:08:43

Punches by Cassert:
Captain C. SlugJan, 10th, 2004 @ 16:05:55

Punches by Jane Sherwood:
Captain Chinny Nobeard of Lockjaw Island?Jan, 10th, 2004 @ 03:48:16
Captain John Albatross? Famous throughout the Caribbean for wearing a giant bird on his hat?Jan, 13th, 2004 @ 23:38:03

Punches by :
I can tell by your flowing locks that you're Piggy the Pigtailed Pirate! Legends of your beauty don't do you justice!Feb, 19th, 2004 @ 16:42:10
Aren't you Pooky, the cutest, most lovable pirate on the seven seas?Jan, 9th, 2004 @ 23:40:55

Punches by :
Captain...Sexy? Captain U.R. Sexy? *Quiet, Crackers, I know what I'm doing!*Jan, 9th, 2004 @ 23:07:54
Er...I suppose "Captain Gandhi" would be too much to ask...Jan, 9th, 2004 @ 23:07:54

Punches by :
Aren't you that guy? Ya know, walks, wears a shirt?Jan, 8th, 2004 @ 19:34:25
(The ultimate punchline) YOU'RE A PERSON!!! Jan, 8th, 2004 @ 19:34:25

Punches by :
Is this ship owned by a guy named Ron?Jan, 18th, 2005 @ 12:46:15
It rhymes with orange , right?Jan, 18th, 2005 @ 12:54:54

Punches by Welsh Pirate:
Christopher Lloyd?Jul, 2nd, 2004 @ 21:30:09
James Kirk? Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a pirate!Jul, 2nd, 2004 @ 21:30:09

Punches by Zero341:
FeatherswordApr, 11th, 2004 @ 23:14:46
Morgan?Jun, 30th, 2004 @ 15:02:27

Punches by oldwizard:
Scary-Guy-In-A-Dress?Jan, 7th, 2004 @ 10:25:45
Jack Sparrow, except not nearly as attractive?Jan, 7th, 2004 @ 10:25:45

Punches by olzen:
Jacob Marley?Jan, 7th, 2004 @ 10:14:01
Lessee... I think I have one of your albums...Feb, 8th, 2004 @ 15:00:13

Punches by piratebd:
Captain...Darth...errr...LeChi...aha!!! Captain Crunch I presume! I liked you better on the box!!!!May, 26th, 2004 @ 07:00:14
Captain...Goerge??? Is it really you????How're the Ewoks???Jan, 10th, 2004 @ 03:25:17

Punches by StanJunior:
Dude, you are Captain R. Gilbert. I have wanted to meet you ever sice i was a kid. Jan, 7th, 2004 @ 04:41:58
Billy Bones?!No, its captain Flint, right?Aug, 21st, 2004 @ 16:18:11

Punches by Thomsen:
Captain Death. I'm not saying it's VANITY to name an island after yourself, but...Jan, 7th, 2004 @ 01:57:35
You are Captain Death and this is the Ship of Death, right? I sense a theme...Jan, 6th, 2004 @ 21:08:43

Punches by jeronimo:
Von Gutterwatherson, Jethro von Gutterwatherson, right?Jan, 6th, 2004 @ 19:33:28
YOU are H.T. Marley, and the secret of Monkey Island (tm) is that Herman's an imposter!Jan, 6th, 2004 @ 19:33:28

Punches by Jimmy the Great:
Captain LeChuckle, the cruelest and most evil comedian in the entire Caribbean?Jan, 6th, 2004 @ 17:42:12

Punches by :
By the looks of ya', I'd say you're Black Beard!Jan, 6th, 2004 @ 15:11:53
Paco? No... Dalixam?...err....perhaps Ryback?Jan, 6th, 2004 @ 15:11:53

Punches by :
If your ship made the Kessel run in under 15 natical miles, that makes you . . .Jan, 6th, 2004 @ 03:57:07
Elaine? I've been marooned for so long I almost forgot what you looked like.Jan, 6th, 2004 @ 03:57:07

Punches by Spooner:
oh, wait....it was just Captain wasn't it?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 20:11:38
I have a parrot, do you?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 20:11:38

Punches by neil joshi:
Captain Loogie! Spitmaster of... oh, wait.Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 16:45:04
Captain... wait... daddy?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 16:45:04

Punches by mymipage:
Captain HandsomeJan, 5th, 2004 @ 16:20:55
Sorry, I thought I had itJan, 5th, 2004 @ 16:20:55

Punches by :
Umm... what's the first letter?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 15:28:30
Let's play a game of charades - you first.Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 15:28:30

Punches by tentacle-guy:
Captain I. M. Friendly?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 14:17:40
I know...Rumpelstiltskin!Jan, 10th, 2004 @ 18:21:46

Punches by 3 links theory:
Captain DudeBroom, my long lost cousin?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 11:47:43
Captain Barbossa?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 11:47:43

Punches by H.erman T.oothrot Marley:
Captain Mistery?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 10:31:07
Bobbin' Threadbare? I'm your mother!Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 10:31:07

Punches by Haggis:
Captain America?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 09:13:12
...you're a chimneysweep. No?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 09:13:12

Punches by :
Actually, I REALLY don't want to know your name.Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 08:01:36
You want me to give you the parrot, right?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 10:46:22

Punches by Hande:
...Hook, Blackbeard, Hawkings...Lars?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 06:15:13
Something completely out of character?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 06:15:13

Punches by flame:
Captain LeChump,...or something?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 04:31:10
Are you Crackers' mom?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 04:31:10

Punches by thundre:
Planet? Are ye here to save the world?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 03:33:39
KeChuck, LeChuck's nice brotherJan, 5th, 2004 @ 03:33:39

Punches by Krazy:
Willy Wonka?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 02:56:16
Captin Tinkerbell?Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 02:57:43

Punches by uselessness:
Jean-Luc Picard? Nice ship.Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 01:42:59
Fellowpick Beepfood? I never did understand Carribean names.Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 01:42:59

Punches by gasthatsmells:
Snugglecakes the IIIJan, 5th, 2004 @ 01:08:38
God?!Jan, 5th, 2004 @ 01:08:38

Punches by :
You're my evil brother Chuckie!Jan, 4th, 2004 @ 23:53:40
Captain Snugglemuffin?Jan, 4th, 2004 @ 23:53:40

Punches by Bone-Master:
On second thought, I don't even want to know...Jan, 21st, 2004 @ 22:20:24
What you'll do to us includes a party and grog, right?Jan, 21st, 2004 @ 22:20:24

Punches by :
Okay, crackers, let's say something nice!Jan, 4th, 2004 @ 19:17:35
I.m waiting for a suitable music to tell you my great punchline!Jan, 4th, 2004 @ 19:23:32

Punches by Junaid:
"Captain B. Nice? "Jan, 4th, 2004 @ 18:02:09
"Captain Fluffy, of the Sailing Bunny?"Jan, 4th, 2004 @ 18:02:09

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