I'd rather be a pirate on Scabb...
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I'd rather be a pirate on Scabb...

Title: I'd rather be a pirate on Scabb...
Game: LeChuck's Revenge
Song by: Fink
Location: The beach on Scabb Island

Well, I'd rather be a pirate on Scabb...
Than a scab on a pirate.
And if you'll listen to me gab,
I'll tell you why I admire it.

Oh, the people aren't too friendly,
And the weather's not the best.

The lodging's too expensive,
And Largo's quite a pest.

But the thing I like about Scabb
Is what is hasn't got:
No mayor or police force
And no jail in which to rot


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